Bottles/sh*t to keep : Skull vodka, Crown royal (bag), or eyes of the village tequila (silver teq is shaped like a 47 magnum, and gold teq is shaped like a colt 45. tons of fun to pretend shoot with your bottles as you get wasted)
It honestly depends on the venue for actual taste booze. Some easy shots are SoCo with a lime chaser, you barely get any after taste except lime. Mixed, I like 7n7s, *** fruity vodka martinis, and a good ol' magarita.
I don't recommend cordials or anything chocolate (altough do try a white Russian with amurala in place of the kaluha, TLW recommends it as well) or the like based for getting trashed your first time. The milk/nut base will eventually start to hate on your stomach, and when you are liquored up it is trouble.
Last but not least, delicious beer. Stone makes a pretty wide range (from IPA to browner than black stouts) and they come in good "try it" sized bottles. 3+ of those should get you feelin' right.
Also, make sure to get totally wasted, raped and then barf all over their bed.
Edited, Sep 4th 2011 5:57am by Tarub