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Study more. Drink less. That is all.
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Drinking to celebrate the completion of your homework/project? Sometimes good idea. Drinking to celebrate the completion of your homework/project after you've turned it in? Better idea.
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Drinking the night before your Cal II final? Not really such a hot idea.
Make time management a priority. If you manage your time wisely, you can hit every party and event, get to class on time, have a social life, have a sex life and have a job or internship as well. It's all about time management.
If there are other colleges nearby, find a way to know students there as well. Life is about making connections everywhere on every level and those connections are the ones that enrich your life.
And don't be afraid or ashamed to nail the hot TA that does the grading.
If there are other colleges nearby, find a way to know students there as well. Life is about making connections everywhere on every level and those connections are the ones that enrich your life.
And don't be afraid or ashamed to nail the hot TA that does the grading.
I sort of feel sorry for American students. I know here booze sort of comes first and lectures second. So long as you hand in the work and don't ***** up your exams you can pretty much do whatever you want around town/campus.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Make time management a priority. If you manage your time wisely, you can hit every party and event, get to class on time, have a social life, have a sex life and have a job or internship as well. It's all about time management.
I don't believe you.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Make time management a priority. If you manage your time wisely, you can hit every party and event, get to class on time, have a social life, have a sex life and have a job or internship as well. It's all about time management.
I don't believe you.
This.
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
If there is a community fridge, never put anything of value in it, unless of course you go tot he trouble of building an alarm system and routing it around the outside of the building to your dorm, thus enabling you to catch the ******* who had been stealing your steak every weekend red handed.
Check the damned male to female ratio at the school. If there are only 30 girls on the entire campus, you probably picked the wrong school.
Don't be the person stuck on campus during thanksgiving break every year with no car.
Check the damned male to female ratio at the school. If there are only 30 girls on the entire campus, you probably picked the wrong school.
Don't be the person stuck on campus during thanksgiving break every year with no car.
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Nilatai wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Make time management a priority. If you manage your time wisely, you can hit every party and event, get to class on time, have a social life, have a sex life and have a job or internship as well. It's all about time management.
I don't believe you.
This.
Well, in fairness, she never actually mentioned sleep. So you do that for a few semesters with no sleep, have a psychotic episode, and then we all get to read about it in the papers the next day.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
If there is a community fridge, never put anything of value in it, unless of course you go tot he trouble of building an alarm system and routing it around the outside of the building to your dorm, thus enabling you to catch the @#%^ who had been stealing your steak every weekend red handed.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Prepare to be underwhelmed.
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Prepare to be overwhelmed.
These. Both of them.
Also: Transferring schools is a royal @#%^ing pain. I transfered between two University of Wisconsin schools, which are supposed to be easy to transfer between because their requirements are similar. Turns out, half the generals I took at my first school aren't needed or fit into different categories of requirement at my new school. So I have 9 credits in categories where I only need 3, and 0 in categories where I used to have the requirements already filled. It's just weird. It set me back pretty much a full year, so be careful with that. Good luck, though, and you'll enjoy college, even if transferring is a pain.
Oh, and adderall.
Edited, Aug 26th 2011 1:13am by Codyy
If you have any weird sexual fetishes now is the time to get it out of your system.
It gets expensive after college.
It gets expensive after college.
Constantly oversleeping / the inability to wake up on time / perpetual exhaustion and the need for midday naps / falling asleep in calculus class - all these may actually be a sign of a serious underlying ailment.
I thought I was just being a lazy ****, but after I failed German the summer following my freshman year, I went to the health center and it turned out I had severe iron deficiency anemia (it was half of the level it should have been.) They actually wanted to check me into the hospital for a few days but I refused.
Two months of twice daily iron pills fixed the anemia, but it was too late for German and honors calculus II by then.
I thought I was just being a lazy ****, but after I failed German the summer following my freshman year, I went to the health center and it turned out I had severe iron deficiency anemia (it was half of the level it should have been.) They actually wanted to check me into the hospital for a few days but I refused.
Two months of twice daily iron pills fixed the anemia, but it was too late for German and honors calculus II by then.
Kaain wrote:
If you have any weird sexual fetishes now is the time to get it out of your system.
It gets expensive after college.
It gets expensive after college.
Best advice yet.
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