Quick, someone buy my house so I can move!!!
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My husband's gone. His flight left about five minutes ago. I've been sitting at my empty house crying like a loser.
Quick, someone buy my house so I can move!!!
Quick, someone buy my house so I can move!!!
Here, have a Spider-Cat instead.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
My husband's gone. His flight left about five minutes ago. I've been sitting at my empty house crying like a loser.
Quick, someone buy my house so I can move!!!
Quick, someone buy my house so I can move!!!
Burn it down for the insurance money so you don't have to worry about selling it.
It may be hard, but perhaps thinking about it like some "you time" might help. I mean, you could pound on your stomach like bongo drums yelling "I am Belkira, the jungle queen, hear my mighty jungle beat!" and no one, NO ONE, will look at you in complete disappointment.
Edited, Aug 12th 2011 7:39pm by Allegory
Edited, Aug 12th 2011 7:39pm by Allegory
Allegory wrote:
It may be hard, but perhaps thinking about it like some "you time" might help. I mean, you could pound on your stomach like bongo drums yelling "I am Belkira, the jungle queen, hear my mighty jungle beat!" and no one, NO ONE, will look at you in complete disappointment.
I'm pretty sure her dog would give her a strange look if she did that. Based on the pictures, it seems like a very judgmental creature.
Edited, Aug 12th 2011 8:41pm by TirithRR
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
You mean her pet panther?
Thanks, guys.
You could always throw an OOT party in your now abandoned house. I just wouldn't invite Alma as it might drop your property value.
Also, more naked time.
Jus' sayin'.
Jus' sayin'.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Go to a bar, get srsly drunk.
Edited, Aug 12th 2011 9:29pm by Nilatai
Edited, Aug 12th 2011 9:29pm by Nilatai
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Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
lolgaxe wrote:
Also, more naked time.
Jus' sayin'.
Jus' sayin'.
And "pics or it didn't happen", goes without sayin' as well!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
HI BELKIRA, HOW YOU DOIN'
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So, if I'm getting this straight, the ole man is out of town for an indeterminant period?
Party at Belkies!
Those of us not in the area can teleconference on Skype.
It's like we're at the party, except that we won't throw up in your tub!
Party at Belkies!
Those of us not in the area can teleconference on Skype.
It's like we're at the party, except that we won't throw up in your tub!
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
So, if I'm getting this straight, the ole man is out of town for an indeterminant period?
Party at Belkies!
Those of us not in the area can teleconference on Skype.
It's like we're at the party, except that we won't throw up in your tub!
Party at Belkies!
Those of us not in the area can teleconference on Skype.
It's like we're at the party, except that we won't throw up in your tub!
Uh, we literally put the house on the market today. Wild parties may not be a great idea.
Wait... is Belkira on Skype?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
lolgaxe wrote:
Also, more naked time.
Jus' sayin'.
Jus' sayin'.
Nilatai wrote:
Go to a bar, get srsly drunk.
Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Wait... is Belkira on Skype?
Not yet. This is a solvable problem.
Just as Planned.
I have to admit I'm rather excited that Belkira is not only moving to Hawaii, but to the town I grew up in! :D
Pikko wrote:
I have to admit I'm rather excited that Belkira is not only moving to Hawaii, but to the town I grew up in! :D
This is getting too weird for me.
Just don't tell me you went to high school with my wife or something...
Edited, Aug 15th 2011 1:07pm by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
*hugs* Bel. As someone who has had to deal with long periods of distance, all I can say is get busy and stay busy. That's all you can do. And try not to substitute food for sex. I always gained a good 10 pounds when Ray went on deployment.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
*hugs* Bel. As someone who has had to deal with long periods of distance, all I can say is get busy and stay busy. That's all you can do. And try not to substitute food for sex. I always gained a good 10 pounds when Ray went on deployment.
That's because you weren't supposed to eat the zucchini.
You all join me when I travel to Antigua.... I know fun fun but I am still alone... :)
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
*hugs* Bel. As someone who has had to deal with long periods of distance, all I can say is get busy and stay busy. That's all you can do. And try not to substitute food for sex. I always gained a good 10 pounds when Ray went on deployment.
Your hubby loves you!
Pikko wrote:
I have to admit I'm rather excited that Belkira is not only moving to Hawaii, but to the town I grew up in! :D
ETA: I just noticed your character's name in your sig. Awesome sauce.
Edited, Aug 15th 2011 8:39pm by Belkira
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