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#1 May 31 2011 at 7:09 PM Rating: Good
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- to being a Super Hero*. Needless to say, I'll be watching closely to see when this'll be put into application for Military Police, then sign my *** up to get certified to use it ... which, if its anything like taser/stun gun certification, it'll involve getting shocked to hell by it. Totally worth it.

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#2 May 31 2011 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
I'd taser it.
#3 May 31 2011 at 8:25 PM Rating: Decent
You know the most impressive thing about that article to me? The fact that the inventor was answering questions in the comments.

#4 May 31 2011 at 8:31 PM Rating: Good
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BrownDuck wrote:
You know the most impressive thing about that article to me? The fact that the inventor was answering questions in the comments.



It's not like he had anything else to do.

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Unbelievable. So,what I hear you saying is you are in business supplying fascists with new tools to destroy our civil liberties? Good job, idiot. why not just make something that shoots enough voltage to kill and be done with it? That's what we are moving to, thanks to police all over the country.



Smiley: lol

Also, if the Taser is a physical contact model wtf is the laser sight for?
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#5 May 31 2011 at 9:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Also, if the Taser is a physical contact model wtf is the laser sight for?
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The green laser pointer helps aim a high-definition video camera because, Brown says, a suspect who knows he’s on camera is more likely to cooperate. If the camera doesn’t do the trick, the wrist mounted stunner might. It looks and sounds painful when electricity sizzles between its electrodes, which may encourage an attacker to back off. As a last resort, it may be used to briefly incapacitate a particularly stubborn suspect.


Sounds kinda dumb, but there's your answer.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Also, if the Taser is a physical contact model wtf is the laser sight for?
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The green laser pointer helps aim a high-definition video camera because, Brown says, a suspect who knows he’s on camera is more likely to cooperate. If the camera doesn’t do the trick, the wrist mounted stunner might. It looks and sounds painful when electricity sizzles between its electrodes, which may encourage an attacker to back off. As a last resort, it may be used to briefly incapacitate a particularly stubborn suspect.


Sounds kinda dumb, but there's your answer.


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#7 Jun 01 2011 at 1:05 AM Rating: Good
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After reading the headline for the article, I half expected a Black Power Fist.

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* At least a C list Super Hero.
You could band together with the people who end up on Stan Lee's Superhumans to fight crime using the most unlikely superpowers. You could be the serious one with the crime fighting gadgets.
#8 Jun 01 2011 at 6:37 AM Rating: Decent
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So pretty soon cops will be running around looking like Buzz Lightyear?
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#9 Jun 01 2011 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
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Or you could use it to become a super villain.
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#10 Jun 01 2011 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
Or you could use it to become a super villain.
If you're going for supervillainy, you should have a more varied ******** I suggest adding an upgraded version of this.
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