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#1 May 26 2011 at 1:59 AM Rating: Sub-Default
I don’t know if you guys are familiar with St Malachy’s Prophecy. It is a 900 year old prophecy. God gave a vision to a man 900 years ago which listed the names of what would be the next 112 popes until return of Jesus. Pope Benedict is listed as the 111th name on the list. The next name after Pope Benedict is Peter. This prophecy has run with 100% accuracy. Every single name that was listed on the prophecy has come to pass exactly as the prophecy foretold. The first man who was Pope was named Peter, and there has never been one named Peter since. Now the last name on the list is Peter as well. In the Book of Revelation it states that Jesus is the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Jesus was responsible for Peter being the first, and now this prophecy has another Peter listed as the last name. To me that sounds like “the first and the last…the beginning and the end”
Here is a link to Wikipedia which describes the prophecy in case you are unfamiliar with the prophecy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes
I was searching through Youtube to see if there was information on this prophecy, and I came across a video which claims that a man by the name of Peter has been identified on May 8th 2011, who is the final name on the list. If you watch the following video it will tell you about the prophecy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=337V6GHTDFc
The video encourages the viewer to look at a book called Karma, I looked it up on the Amazon website…….I suggest you read the product description. Also take a look at the review that is below the product description. Apparently this guy has two witnesses. If you look in the Book of revelation Chapter 11, apparently when Jesus returns, he will have 2 witnesses which will have something to do with his return. Apparently this guy claims that he is the reincarnation Jesus, he is named Peter, and apparently he has brought a man back from the dead. This book is listed as a true story and is found in the NON-fiction section. What do you guys think? Has anybody read the book? If nobody has read it, I might buy it out of curiosity and see what it says. Maybe that Harold Camping guy who said Judgement Day was going to be on May 21, 2011 was onto something
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#3 May 26 2011 at 3:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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And my dad is a transcended being who is going to repopulate the world with a race of immortals. My sister and I are princesses, and he is to be addressed as "Your Grace". He induced visions in many people who lived in the wealthiest suburb of my city.

My younger sister is the re-incarnation of Jesus Christ, the second coming of the Messiah, and she is named Holy Truth.

My mum ran away from him when I was three. Funny that.


If this should be written down in a book, it shall be a biography, and put in the Non-fiction section.


Edited, May 26th 2011 5:56am by Aripyanfar
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#5 May 26 2011 at 6:02 AM Rating: Good
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stmalachy wrote:
Maybe that Harold Camping guy who said Judgement Day was going to be on May 21, 2011 was onto something
What, changing the year William Miller came up with and hoping for the best?
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#6 May 26 2011 at 6:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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I bet the future popes will be grateful they get to pick their own names now.
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I think it's very easy to mimic what some prophecy states when we're the ones choosing the names. How hard is it for the Church to make sure every name that they use on a pope is that of which the prophecy stated?


"Hmm, what should we name the pope?"

"Oh, look, a list of names for popes! Damn, that's going to make this so much easier."
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What Ugly said. Not impressed.
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Jesus Christ looks like me.
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Like hell I do.
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Harold Camping is no God Warrior.
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lolgaxe wrote:
Harold Camping is no God Warrior.
Holy **** how did I forget about her? It's kind of scary what faith can do to some people. :3
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Nilatai wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Harold Camping is no God Warrior.
Holy sh*t how did I forget about her? It's kind of scary what faith can do to some people. :3
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#15 May 26 2011 at 12:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Jesus has returned.

Turns out he's black, gay and Cherokee.
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stmalachy wrote:
I was searching through Youtube to see if there was information on this prophecy, and I came across a video which claims that a man by the name of Peter has been identified on May 8th 2011, who is the final name on the list. If you watch the following video it will tell you about the prophecy

I know that when I am doing some serious soul searching I look to Youtube for all my spiritual needs.
#18 May 26 2011 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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stmalachy wrote:
I was searching through Youtube to see if there was information on this prophecy, and I came across a video which claims that a man by the name of Peter has been identified on May 8th 2011, who is the final name on the list. If you watch the following video it will tell you about the prophecy

I know that when I am doing some serious soul searching I look to Youtube for all my spiritual needs.
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That image looks like the builders got high watching episodes of transformers while they built it.
#20 May 26 2011 at 6:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jesus made me a taco for lunch last tuesday.

edit, also, out of curiosity, did Darqflame nuke the first post and then you made a second, thus courting a ban, or was it a doublepost? Anyone care to prophecy the outcome of this thread?

Edited, May 26th 2011 5:49pm by Kaolian
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Jesus made me a taco for lunch last tuesday.

edit, also, out of curiosity, did Darqflame nuke the first post and then you made a second, thus courting a ban, or was it a doublepost? Anyone care to prophecy the outcome of this thread?

Edited, May 26th 2011 5:49pm by Kaolian


The second post was immaculately conceived.
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PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Jesus made me a taco for lunch last tuesday.

edit, also, out of curiosity, did Darqflame nuke the first post and then you made a second, thus courting a ban, or was it a doublepost? Anyone care to prophecy the outcome of this thread? [/sm][/i]
The second post was immaculately conceived.
The Second Coming, if you will.
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lolgaxe wrote:
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Jesus made me a taco for lunch last tuesday.

edit, also, out of curiosity, did Darqflame nuke the first post and then you made a second, thus courting a ban, or was it a doublepost? Anyone care to prophecy the outcome of this thread? [/sm][/i]
The second post was immaculately conceived.
The Second Coming, if you will.
I thought the immaculate implied that there wasn't any coming...
#24 May 26 2011 at 7:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Jesus has returned.

Turns out he's black, gay and Cherokee.



And a fan of Gluttony?



Edited, May 26th 2011 9:51pm by Skinwah
#25 May 26 2011 at 8:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kao:

There were two, one with posts one with none, I nuked the retarded one.
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Ohhh ok. we'll let him live.... This time.
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