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#1 May 20 2011 at 11:33 AM Rating: Decent
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Macho Man Randy Savage -- one of the greatest wrestlers of all-time -- died today in a car accident in Tampa, Florida

TMZ spoke with Randy's brother, Lanny Poffo, who tells us the wrestling legend suffered a heart attack while he was behind the wheel around 9:25 AM ... and lost control of his vehicle.

Earlier this month, Savage celebrated his 1-year anniversary with his new wife Lynn.

Savage was 58.

Macho Man began wrestling in the WWF in 1985 and became a superstar with his trademark catchphrase "Ooooooh Yeaahhhhh." Savage was so popular, he became the spokesperson for Slim Jim in the mid '90s ... and became virtually synonymous with the brand.

UPDATE: Florida Highway Patrol tells TMZ ... Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler when he veered across a concrete median ... through oncoming traffic ... and "collided head-on with a tree."

Savage was transported to Largo Medical center, where he died from his injuries.

Savage's wife was a passenger in the vehicle during the collision -- but survived with "minor injuries." She was transported to a different local hospital where she was treated.

According to officials, Randy and Lynn were both wearing their seatbelts at the time of the accident.

Cops say alcohol was NOT a factor.

An investigation into the accident is underway.



It would be sort of funny if they found an opened Slim Jim in the wreckage, sucks to see him go though.
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#2 May 20 2011 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
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Snap into a tree.
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#3 May 20 2011 at 11:54 AM Rating: Decent
Ooooooh Yeaahhhhh.




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#4 May 20 2011 at 12:10 PM Rating: Default
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I bet that hurt, brother.


EDIT: crap, brother was hogan's thing. Here is some macho man at his finest instead.

Edited, May 20th 2011 12:56pm by Tarub
#5 May 20 2011 at 12:11 PM Rating: Excellent
:(

That makes me sad.
#6 May 20 2011 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira wrote:
:(

That makes me sad.


I'm unfamiliar with this particular Macho Man Randy Savage catch phrase.



Edited, May 20th 2011 12:24pm by Tarub
#7 May 20 2011 at 12:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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I hear the car accident was fake, but they filmed it in a way that made it look real.
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I bet he died to prevent tomorrow's Rapture. He's up there now, putting Jesus in a headlock.
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#9 May 20 2011 at 1:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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I bet he died to prevent tomorrow's Rapture. He's up there now, putting Jesus in a headlock.


A martyr, I tells ya.
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lolgaxe wrote:
I bet he died to prevent tomorrow's Rapture. He's up there now, putting Jesus in a headlock.


Jesus reverses! Goes for the figure-four!
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Eske Esquire wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
I bet he died to prevent tomorrow's Rapture. He's up there now, putting Jesus in a headlock.
Jesus reverses! Goes for the figure-four Crucifix Armbar!
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#12 May 20 2011 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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My girlfriend was browsing /co/ and found this gem :

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He's not dead, he's just climbing up to heaven for the mother of all elbow-drops.
#13 May 20 2011 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
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First victim of the rapture :(.
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#14 May 20 2011 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
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I saw the link to the story first on Tosh.0's thing.
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/05/20/in-loving-memory-of-macho-man-randy-savage/
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Now I don't even care anymore if the rapture happens.
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#16 May 20 2011 at 4:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Now I don't even care anymore if the rapture happens.
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*breaks a slim jim for my dead homie*
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Hallertau wrote:
Ailitardif wrote:
Now I don't even care anymore if the rapture happens.
I don't understand this sentiment. If the rapture happens now, there could be a Macho Man zombie walking around. How the **** do we beat that?!
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Hallertau wrote:
Ailitardif wrote:
Now I don't even care anymore if the rapture happens.
I don't understand this sentiment. If the rapture happens now, there could be a Macho Man zombie walking around. How the @#%^ do we beat that?!
Isn't there a CDC manual on that?
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LockeColeMA wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Hallertau wrote:
Ailitardif wrote:
Now I don't even care anymore if the rapture happens.
I don't understand this sentiment. If the rapture happens now, there could be a Macho Man zombie walking around. How the @#%^ do we beat that?!
Isn't there a CDC manual on that?

Not sure, let's make a third thread to find out.
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#21 May 20 2011 at 5:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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LockeColeMA wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Hallertau wrote:
Ailitardif wrote:
Now I don't even care anymore if the rapture happens.
I don't understand this sentiment. If the rapture happens now, there could be a Macho Man zombie walking around. How the @#%^ do we beat that?!
Isn't there a CDC manual on that?
I think they only go up to Super zombie, not Macho zombie.
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#22 May 21 2011 at 6:09 AM Rating: Good
Live fast! Fight hard! Have a glorious ending?

Well, Two out of three isn't bad.
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