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#27 May 10 2011 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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I'm surprised the blackbook site isn't just full of girls telling the world how small a guys junk is. Or maybe it is. I didn't look at it that closely as it appeared to be just guys rating some chicks.

Edited, May 10th 2011 11:00am by Hyolith
#28 May 10 2011 at 10:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
There's a middle ground between huge afro and bald Ari.


So, somewhere between 'huge afro' and 'bald Ari.' Got it.

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#29 May 10 2011 at 11:24 AM Rating: Good
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Seriously? You want to pick on one missed comma, when I typically don't miss them?

How, about, I, just, start, adding, them, after, every, word, and, you, can, start, calling, me, Stevie.
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#30 May 10 2011 at 11:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ari either bald or with an afro would be a crime.
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#31 May 10 2011 at 12:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Seriously? You want to pick on one missed comma, when I typically don't miss them?

How, about, I, just, start, adding, them, after, every, word, and, you, can, start, calling, me, Stevie.


That'll work, bald Ari.
#32 May 10 2011 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
There's a middle ground between huge afro and bald, Ari.
This. Nothing wrong with pubic hair but a huge bush just isn't attractive.
#33 May 10 2011 at 4:22 PM Rating: Good
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I love when men complain about the attractiveness of a woman's genitalia, when all they have is a ******* mess of bulbous skin that under no circumstances would be called "attractive".
#34 May 10 2011 at 4:30 PM Rating: Good
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Guenny wrote:
I love when men complain about the attractiveness of a woman's genitalia, when all they have is a @#%^ing mess of bulbous skin that under no circumstances would be called "attractive".


ITT: ***** envy.
#35 May 10 2011 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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Guenny wrote:
I love when men complain about the attractiveness of a woman's genitalia, when all they have is a @#%^ing mess of bulbous skin that under no circumstances would be called "attractive".
Men who have an issue with hairy women should be trimming as well. But then again, you like just assuming everyone else is being a hypocrite so you can ***** about something.
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#36 May 10 2011 at 5:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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St* Sm*

Way to be vague but not. But I'm sure that Steve Smith won't really mind (since it's me!)
#37 May 10 2011 at 5:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lubriderm the Braindead wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
St* Sm*

Way to be vague but not. But I'm sure that Steve Smith won't really mind (since it's me!)


It could be Stan Smith, maybe Ari has a thing for American Dads.
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#38 May 10 2011 at 7:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Lubriderm the Braindead wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
St* Sm*

Way to be vague but not. But I'm sure that Steve Smith won't really mind (since it's me!)


It could be Stan Smith, maybe Ari has a thing for American Dads.


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#39 May 11 2011 at 1:51 AM Rating: Good
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Sollipsism.

Edited, May 11th 2011 3:17pm by Aripyanfar
#40 May 18 2011 at 1:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Sweetums wrote:
Ctrl + F Almalique -- not found


Try spelling it correctly...
#41 May 20 2011 at 3:56 PM Rating: Decent
Guenny wrote:
I love when men complain about the attractiveness of a woman's genitalia, when all they have is a @#%^ing mess of bulbous skin that under no circumstances would be called "attractive".


Attractiveness is a matter of opinion. I actually find the ***** to be pretty attractive, depending on the guy. I've even know a couple guys whom I would consider to have a pretty *****. I know I'm weird though.

The balls though, balls are freaking weird. Fun to play with, but weird.

In general, men who complain about the attractiveness of female genitalia are douches, and I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole.
#42 May 20 2011 at 5:14 PM Rating: Good
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Guenny wrote:
I love when men complain about the attractiveness of a woman's genitalia, when all they have is a @#%^ing mess of bulbous skin that under no circumstances would be called "attractive".


Attractiveness is a matter of opinion. I actually find the ***** to be pretty attractive, depending on the guy. I've even know a couple guys whom I would consider to have a pretty *****. I know I'm weird though.

The balls though, balls are freaking weird. Fun to play with, but weird.

In general, men who complain about the attractiveness of female genitalia are douches, and I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole.


This thread really ought to move to =4, especially after this:

I have to admit, I think the ***** is a very handsome appendage. There are some penises that are outright magnificent. Some are handsome. Some are cute. Some are friendly. And some are downright ugly. It really depends on length, girth and slope. As someone who has put extensive time into the reviews of penises, I have to admit say that penises are wonderful appendages.

And balls are weird before ejaculation. But once they draw up right before then, my favorite time for the balls.
#43 May 21 2011 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
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Sweetums wrote:
Ctrl + F Almalique -- not found


Try spelling it correctly...


Thanks for bumping this thread you dumb ****.


Now we have Ball talk.
#44 May 21 2011 at 11:43 AM Rating: Decent
Vaginas are nicer looking than penises, on average. That is all.



My first boyfriend decided to spread rumours about the look of mine on IRC after I broke up with him. Luckily no one took him seriously at that point.
#45 May 21 2011 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
Just think blue waffle and you're pretty much there.
#46 May 21 2011 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
WOW I just managed to even gross myself out.
#47 May 21 2011 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
Go troll someone who's not gonna whack you in the head tomorrow.
#48 May 21 2011 at 5:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Vaginas are nicer looking than penises, on average. That is all.
Disagree.


As for my rating... Well, I would've had to have unhinged my jaw.
#49 May 22 2011 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
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remorajunbao wrote:
Just think blue waffle and you're pretty much there.


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#50 May 22 2011 at 8:30 PM Rating: Decent
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#51 May 23 2011 at 1:34 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
remorajunbao wrote:
Just think blue waffle and you're pretty much there.


I wish I'd never heard of Google.
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