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#1 Apr 15 2011 at 7:10 PM Rating: Excellent
Since I haven't been here in so long, fill me in on the details. New guys, tell me about yourselves in punishingly explicit detail, oldies that remember me, tell me what you're up to. DO IT NOW WHILE I'M STILL AWAKE AND DRUNK ENOUGH TO HAVE A HEART.
#2 Apr 15 2011 at 7:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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All I can say about myself right now is that I'm jealous of you and your alcohol.
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#3 Apr 15 2011 at 7:16 PM Rating: Excellent
I don't remember a lolgaxe without alcohol....

What happened?
#4 Apr 15 2011 at 7:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I seem to have caught the plague.
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#5 Apr 15 2011 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
I haven't decided on whether or not that's a valid excuse...
#6 Apr 15 2011 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
It definitely isn't.
#7 Apr 15 2011 at 7:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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It isn't to me, either. However, my wife locked me in a room and won't let me anywhere near the fridge.

Her argument is that if I'm drunk, I'll do something stupid to aggravate the bug. My counter argument is that I don't need to be drunk to do stupid things.

She wasn't convinced.
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#8 Apr 15 2011 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Are you still kicking females down stairs? BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT...
#9 Apr 15 2011 at 7:23 PM Rating: Excellent
Her argument against alcohol is invalid. You should definitely do a headbutt.
#10 Apr 15 2011 at 7:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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You better be whiskey drunk.
#11 Apr 15 2011 at 7:29 PM Rating: Excellent
Why the **** would I drink Whiskey?

Real WHISKY WITHOUT THE ******* E IN IT IS FROM SCOTLAND AND TASTES OF SHEER VICTORY, I WON'T BE BOGGED DOWN BY YOUR PERPETUAL INCOMPETENCE. JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY.
#12 Apr 15 2011 at 8:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why the @#%^ would I drink Whiskey?

Real WHISKY WITHOUT THE @#%^ING E IN IT IS FROM SCOTLAND AND TASTES OF SHEER VICTORY, I WON'T BE BOGGED DOWN BY YOUR PERPETUAL INCOMPETENCE. JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY.
I haven't met you before, but you have instantly endeared yourself to me.
#13 Apr 15 2011 at 8:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Finally someone who didn't change his ******* username.
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#14 Apr 15 2011 at 8:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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I thought this was going to be a Van Halen nostalgia piece...I'm so happy it contains whisky and whiskey instead.
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#15 Apr 15 2011 at 9:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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You can't pick both whiskey and whisky. It's like The Highlander - there can be only one!

I'm rooting for the Scottish one.
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#16 Apr 15 2011 at 9:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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And that's the second time in so many days that song stuck in my head.

Heeeeeeere we are, booooooorn to be Kings~
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#17 Apr 15 2011 at 9:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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I remember when RJ posted regularly.

It was okay.
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#18 Apr 16 2011 at 6:12 AM Rating: Good
I'll defiantly look better to you if your drunk!
#19 Apr 16 2011 at 6:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Finally someone who didn't change his @#%^ing username.

Oi! Or do you need us to have kept the old avvies too, for recognition to kick in?


Hi RJ! I have been reading good SF and bad romantic trash, playing WOW, having scattered great times with family, and stuck with needles and in machines.
#20 Apr 16 2011 at 6:37 AM Rating: Good
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remorajunbao wrote:
Since I haven't been here in so long, fill me in on the details. New guys, tell me about yourselves in punishingly explicit detail, oldies that remember me, tell me what you're up to. DO IT NOW WHILE I'M STILL AWAKE AND DRUNK ENOUGH TO HAVE A HEART.


You don't know how good it is to see you, RJ.

Anyway, despite everyone telling me never to breed, I have done so. We are expecting in about 6.5 months. (also, I've not said anything about it until now... hehe)
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#21 Apr 16 2011 at 6:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations! o.o
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Gratz Kuwoobie.
#23 Apr 16 2011 at 7:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kuwoobie wrote:
Anyway, despite everyone telling me never to breed, I have done so.
Congratulations. Its just like having a drinking buddy.
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#24 Apr 16 2011 at 9:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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remorajunbao wrote:
Why the @#%^ would I drink Whiskey?

Real WHISKY WITHOUT THE @#%^ING E IN IT IS FROM SCOTLAND AND TASTES OF SHEER VICTORY, I WON'T BE BOGGED DOWN BY YOUR PERPETUAL INCOMPETENCE. JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY.


It's called scotch. It's at least 80% classier that way.

Edited, Apr 16th 2011 11:06am by Timelordwho
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#25 Apr 16 2011 at 10:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kuwoobie wrote:
Anyway, despite everyone telling me never to breed, I have done so. We are expecting in about 6.5 months. (also, I've not said anything about it until now... hehe)


How fitting you're telling us in an RJ thread.

PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS!
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#26 Apr 16 2011 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
Kuwoobie wrote:
We are expecting in about 6.5 months.


Get use to telling time in this manner. Because you're going to be doing it until the kid's five.
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