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#1 Apr 13 2011 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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The Supreme Allied Commander has a chili cook off at work today and I was drafted to make the food for her. I have been forbidden from making chili due to a Habanero violation in the past. My idea was to make Southern cornbread. I secured agreement with her and made it last night after she went to bed.

For people north of the Mason Dixon line did you know that Southern cornbread is sweet? (I left the sugar out on counter. She didn't realize it.)

Did you know that Southern Cornbread has on occasion crumbled bacon on the top? (I failed mind reading and didn't get the part where vegetarians will be eating my bread.)

I got a voice mail from the Commander telling me how everyone loved the cornbread. The vegetarians loved it and were wondering how it got so savory since they had cut the bacon contaminated top off. They want to know how I got it that way. Do I tell her I greased the pan with rendored Bacon fat or just plead ignorance?
#2 Apr 13 2011 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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Plead ignorance, not worth stirring up a storm for if you ask me.
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Yeah.. look up some articles on when all the veges figured out McDs cooked their fries in beef. It'll be kinda like that ;)
#4 Apr 13 2011 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
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Southern cornbread isn't sweet (there is sugar in it, but it's not enough to sweeten it), northern cornbread is sweet. I am not familiar with cronbread though :P
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#5 Apr 13 2011 at 11:55 AM Rating: Good
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After some quick research, it would appear that some southerners do make sweet cornbread, but the majority of southern style is not sweet. It must have been. Good as hell with the bacon fat...I usually use butter, which is also good.

Edit: just tell them you used butter, that would do it.

Edited, Apr 13th 2011 1:58pm by Ailitardif
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#6 Apr 13 2011 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
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Why the hell would someone with a connection to a Allied Commander ask for cooking advice from a video game forum?
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#7 Apr 13 2011 at 11:58 AM Rating: Good
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I make cornbread with honey in it. How the brilliance of adding bacon on top escaped me I do not know...and for that I'm ashamed.
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#8 Apr 13 2011 at 12:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why the hell would someone with a connection to a Allied Commander ask for cooking advice from a video game forum?


It's not monitored by the NSA (I hope).
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#9 Apr 13 2011 at 12:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Dyadem wrote:
I make cornbread with honey in it. How the brilliance of adding bacon on top escaped me I do not know...and for that I'm ashamed.

I add sweet corn. Here in texas I have seen it with corn and peppers in it. (but it tasted super sweet with a touch of heat)
#10 Apr 13 2011 at 12:15 PM Rating: Excellent
I love sweet cornbread. That is all I can contribute at this time.
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I can't stop thinking this is a thread about scheduling bread.

I usually make sweet honey cornbread but I almost always end up making arepas instead.
#12 Apr 13 2011 at 12:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tell them you used real butter and cane sugar, and in future always ask if vegetarians need to be catered for. Smiley: wink
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nyopo wrote:
The Supreme Allied Commander has a chili cook off at work today and I was drafted to make the food for her. I have been forbidden from making chili due to a Habanero violation in the past.


What is wrong with using Habaneros? hell the hotter the chili the better!
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nyopo wrote:
The Supreme Allied Commander has a chili cook off at work today and I was drafted to make the food for her. I have been forbidden from making chili due to a Habanero violation in the past.


What is wrong with using Habaneros? hell the hotter the chili the better!


Severe allergic reaction?
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Why the hell would someone with a connection to a Allied Commander ask for cooking advice from a video game forum?


Ever since this article came out I have been calling my Wife that. I am hoping to live through the week. She is from Taiwan so close enough.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110412/us_nm/us_fake_army

Recipe is from my grandmother's notes so I can't take any credit for it. I just laugh because the back of the recipe has her grandmother's notes for Brunswick stew (squirrel) and possum stew.

The chili with Habanero was a little too hot for her.

Edited, Apr 13th 2011 3:28pm by nyopo
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Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:
Edit: just tell them you used butter, that would do it.
This. It'll still be a violation for any vegans, but it would drastically reduce the number of "OMG I ATE WHAT?!" complaints.

Edit: Alternatively, you could claim huitlacoche was involved and highly suggest that they not look it up.

Edited, Apr 13th 2011 1:34pm by Poldaran
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nyopo wrote:
Ever since this article came out I have been calling my Wife that.
Okay, now it makes sense. I just call my wife sandwich ***** Herr Fuhrer.

Of course, that's because she threw a bottle of orange juice at me in high school and I, in my infinite (or infantile) wisdom mentioned she had eliminated all the juice. The teachers weren't so fond of that comment ...

My wife still isn't fond of it.

Edited, Apr 13th 2011 3:41pm by lolgaxe
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Edit: Alternatively, you could claim huitlacoche was involved and highly suggest that they not look it up.


Not as kinky as it sounds.
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lolgaxe wrote:
nyopo wrote:
Ever since this article came out I have been calling my Wife that.
Okay, now it makes sense. I just call my wife sandwich ***** Herr Fuhrer.

Of course, that's because she threw a bottle of orange juice at me in high school and I, in my infinite (or infantile) wisdom mentioned she had eliminated all the juice. The teachers weren't so fond of that comment ...

My wife still isn't fond of it.

Edited, Apr 13th 2011 3:41pm by lolgaxe


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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Edit: Alternatively, you could claim huitlacoche was involved and highly suggest that they not look it up.


Not as kinky as it sounds.
Its name comes from the words for sleeping and excrement. That's precisely what it looks like, IMO.
#21 Apr 13 2011 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
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I can't stop thinking this is a thread about scheduling bread.

I usually make sweet honey cornbread but I almost always end up making arepas instead.


Honey butter to dip in mmmmmmmmm
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Dyadem wrote:
I make cornbread with honey in it. How the brilliance of adding bacon on top escaped me I do not know...and for that I'm ashamed.
My wife adds jalapenos, green peppers, mushrooms and ham. At that point, it becomes a meal, and not a side.
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nyopo wrote:
I got a voice mail from the Commander telling me how everyone loved the cornbread. The vegetarians loved it and were wondering how it got so savory since they had cut the bacon contaminated top off. They want to know how I got it that way. Do I tell her I greased the pan with rendored Bacon fat or just plead ignorance?


I suggest a Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy for that one.
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Just tell them it was bacon so they can get over this little vegan faze that they are going through, and get back to loving meat like normal god fearing people.
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I'm not a big fan of sweet cornbread. I tried the cornbread stuffing at "Old Country Buffet." It just wasn't my style. Though I've really only had cornbread from a Jiffy box so my pallet of cornbread isn't very high.
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Ailitardif, Star Breaker wrote:
Edit: just tell them you used butter, that would do it.
This. It'll still be a violation for any vegans, but it would drastically reduce the number of "OMG I ATE WHAT?!" complaints.

Edit: Alternatively, you could claim huitlacoche was involved and highly suggest that they not look it up.

Edited, Apr 13th 2011 1:34pm by Poldaran


Vegans? Vegans?!? Vegans don't get cornbread. Cornbread has butter and milk in it.
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