The Supreme Allied Commander has a chili cook off at work today and I was drafted to make the food for her. I have been forbidden from making chili due to a Habanero violation in the past. My idea was to make Southern cornbread. I secured agreement with her and made it last night after she went to bed.
For people north of the Mason Dixon line did you know that Southern cornbread is sweet? (I left the sugar out on counter. She didn't realize it.)
Did you know that Southern Cornbread has on occasion crumbled bacon on the top? (I failed mind reading and didn't get the part where vegetarians will be eating my bread.)
I got a voice mail from the Commander telling me how everyone loved the cornbread. The vegetarians loved it and were wondering how it got so savory since they had cut the bacon contaminated top off. They want to know how I got it that way. Do I tell her I greased the pan with rendored Bacon fat or just plead ignorance?