A friend recently linked me to a blog post on okcupid's site. Okcupid is one of those online dating sites, but has a surprising amount of concrete data backing up their research. At the very least, they give interesting results.
One of the first conclusions they presented was slightly unintuitive, yet seemed to make a fair amount of sense. One's penchant for beer is one of the best predictor's of whether he/she will have sex on the first date or not.
They also have a rather fun question for predicting a date's political leanings.
edit: fixed link.
Edited, Feb 9th 2011 6:20pm by Allegory
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Allegory wrote:
One of the first conclusions they presented was slightly unintuitive, yet seemed to make a fair amount of sex.
Don't you know my brain is frail enough as it is?
Provided link does not compute.
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Usagi wrote:
Allegory wrote:
One of the first conclusions they presented was slightly unintuitive, yet seemed to make a fair amount of sex.
Don't you know my brain is frail enough as it is?
I meant to say sense; clearly I have something else on my mind.
Usagi wrote:
Allegory wrote:
One of the first conclusions they presented was slightly unintuitive, yet seemed to make a fair amount of sex.
Don't you know my brain is frail enough as it is?
This one time, I almost made sex with this girl.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Allegory wrote:
One of the first conclusions they presented was slightly unintuitive, yet seemed to make a fair amount of sex.
So, Do you like people to be simple or complex?
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
So, Do you like people to be simple or complex?
Both.
Timelordwho wrote:
So, Do you like people to be simple or complex?
Theist!
Reading more of the blog, I'm struck with the urge to go on a dating spree simply to run my own tests.
"So tell me subject #196-"
"Lisa"
"Note to self, subject prefers to be acknowledged by given name."
Edited, Feb 9th 2011 7:22pm by Allegory
"So tell me subject #196-"
"Lisa"
"Note to self, subject prefers to be acknowledged by given name."
Edited, Feb 9th 2011 7:22pm by Allegory
Does the site tell you how to sex the woman?
Sir Exodus wrote:
Does the site tell you how to sex the woman?
I already told you.
First ask her if she likes beer.
If she says no, then break a bottle, hold it to her throat, and ask her again in a threatening voice.
If she still does not give you the reply you seek, gbaji her.
gbaji: I don't like what you're implying!
Allegory: I don't imply what you're liking! *snort* *snort* *snort*
Edited, Feb 10th 2011 1:58am by Allegory
Allegory wrote:
Sir Exodus wrote:
Does the site tell you how to sex the woman?
I already told you.
First ask her if she likes beer.
If she says no, then break a bottle, hold it to her throat, and ask her again in a threatening voice.
If she still does not give you the reply you seek, gbaji her.
gbaji: I don't like what you're implying!
Allegory: I don't imply what you're liking! *snort* *snort* *snort*
Edited, Feb 10th 2011 1:58am by Allegory
That's pretty hot. You cannot fail.
Just as Planned.
And yes at the end you do have to act out that conversation as if you are gbaji and then me or else she won't have sex with you.
I will test this tomorrow night for the purposes of science.
Just as Planned.
I already tried it at home and the girl was so wet for me. That might have been the excess of chloroform though. I'm not sure this guidebook I got from gbaji is all that great.
Wow, seems the OOT is deader than a date after a night with gbaji.
That of course is dead in a metaphorical sense, in that his long-winded nature would bore a date to death.
Death however, might be quite literally taken, as I'm fully certain gbaji could murder someone through boredom.
Edited, Feb 10th 2011 2:37am by Allegory
That of course is dead in a metaphorical sense, in that his long-winded nature would bore a date to death.
Death however, might be quite literally taken, as I'm fully certain gbaji could murder someone through boredom.
Edited, Feb 10th 2011 2:37am by Allegory
Sorry, I was watching the awesome Eden of the East movies.
Dunno what took me so long to watch 'em.
Yeah, I have nothing to add to this thread. gbaji'll gbaji me
Dunno what took me so long to watch 'em.
Yeah, I have nothing to add to this thread. gbaji'll gbaji me
I am a ****
Worst thing is waking up after a night of drinking alone. I feel so dirty.
Worst thing is waking up after a night of drinking alone. I feel so dirty.
Sir Exodus wrote:
Does the site tell you how to sex the woman?
Topic related brief hijack:
I made an OK Cupid account one time. And the first test they give you classified me as "The last man on Earth." As in, "I wouldn't date you if you were..." And it basically said I had no business on the site.
When I saw that I was all:
Quote:
OW SEX THE WOMAN.
Topic related brief hijack:
I made an OK Cupid account one time. And the first test they give you classified me as "The last man on Earth." As in, "I wouldn't date you if you were..." And it basically said I had no business on the site.
Topic related brief hijack:
I made an OK Cupid account one time. And the first test they give you classified me as "The last man on Earth." As in, "I wouldn't date you if you were..." And it basically said I had no business on the site.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Hey look everyone, Driftwood!
If the OOT had a studio audience, it'd be clapping right now.
If the OOT had a studio audience, it'd be clapping right now.
*walks onto camera and waves*
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Driftwood wrote:
*walks onto camera and waves*
It seems like it'd be difficult to keep your balance on the camera.
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It seems like it'd be difficult to keep your balance on the camera.
Didn't you see the thread in the asylum? I'm jesus, if I can walk on water, I can maintain my balance on a camera.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Allegory wrote:
Wow, seems the OOT is deader than a date after a night with gbaji.
That of course is dead in a metaphorical sense, in that his long-winded nature would bore a date to death.
Death however, might be quite literally taken, as I'm fully certain gbaji could murder someone through boredom.
Edited, Feb 10th 2011 2:37am by Allegory
That of course is dead in a metaphorical sense, in that his long-winded nature would bore a date to death.
Death however, might be quite literally taken, as I'm fully certain gbaji could murder someone through boredom.
Edited, Feb 10th 2011 2:37am by Allegory
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