Psst, it's not healthy to talk to yourself.
Find the most annoying sound available on his phone and set everything to that. If there's not an annoying enough sound available, download a vuvuzela noise and use that.
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My Movember page Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3