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#1 Sep 07 2010 at 6:48 PM Rating: Good
I was on my way home and laughed as I noticed a chick in a camo tank top, on a purple Vespa, smoking a cigarette with no hands because clearly both hands on the Vespa is as important as smoking while getting from point a to b. Gotta love rush hour in the South.

So this will be categorized under "I think it is funny. No one else will so hopefully it will be derailed" type of new post.
#2 Sep 07 2010 at 6:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Obviously her camouflage did not work.
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#3 Sep 07 2010 at 6:52 PM Rating: Good
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This would've been funnier if you purposefully drove by her and clipped her with your mirror.
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#4 Sep 07 2010 at 7:00 PM Rating: Good
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
This would've been funnier if you purposefully drove by her and clipped her with your mirror.


Crap. Wish I had thought of that! Next time...
#5 Sep 07 2010 at 7:01 PM Rating: Good
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In general, causing harm to yourself or others is funny.
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#6 Sep 07 2010 at 7:05 PM Rating: Good
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
In general, causing harm to yourself or others is funny.


That is what I am doing wrong. Normally I just embarrass myself...
#7 Sep 07 2010 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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eiran wrote:
... a chick in a camo tank top, on a purple Vespa...


Wat.

Actually, that would be pretty funny.


Edit : Oh, its a scooter, not a car from the 80s like i thought.

Then she is ballin'.

Edited, Sep 7th 2010 10:53pm by Whoads
#8 Sep 07 2010 at 7:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Was she attractive?
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#9 Sep 07 2010 at 7:17 PM Rating: Good
A Vespa is a scooter.
#10 Sep 07 2010 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
TirithRR wrote:
Was she attractive?


Define attractive... I do admit my attention was drawn to the purple Vespa and the hands free smoking ability.
#11 Sep 07 2010 at 7:38 PM Rating: Decent
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eiran wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Was she attractive?


Define attractive... I do admit my attention was drawn to the purple Vespa and the hands free smoking ability.


Smiley: rolleyes

The female, sexually attractive.
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#12 Sep 07 2010 at 7:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Barkingturtle wrote:
A Vespa is a scooter.


I learned this from FLCL...
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#13 Sep 07 2010 at 7:54 PM Rating: Excellent
TirithRR wrote:
eiran wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Was she attractive?


Define attractive... I do admit my attention was drawn to the purple Vespa and the hands free smoking ability.


Smiley: rolleyes

The female, sexually attractive.


Well she had bewbs. Beyond this I roll my eyes at the hubby at what boys find attractive.

#14 Sep 07 2010 at 8:09 PM Rating: Good
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eiran wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Was she attractive?


Define attractive... I do admit my attention was drawn to the purple Vespa and the hands free smoking ability.


Protip: Hot girls are far more interesting than interesting girls.
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#15 Sep 07 2010 at 8:09 PM Rating: Good
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eiran wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
eiran wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Was she attractive?


Define attractive... I do admit my attention was drawn to the purple Vespa and the hands free smoking ability.


Smiley: rolleyes

The female, sexually attractive.


Well she had bewbs. Beyond this I roll my eyes at the hubby at what boys find attractive.

Yes would've been a more concise answer. Smiley: laugh
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#16 Sep 08 2010 at 2:53 AM Rating: Good
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TirithRR wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
A Vespa is a scooter.


I learned this from FLCL...

This. :)
#17 Sep 08 2010 at 5:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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That was me and how dare you laugh.
#18 Sep 08 2010 at 9:14 AM Rating: Good
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I didn't realize you were under the weight limit for a Vespa, Usagi.
#19 Sep 08 2010 at 9:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's a Rascal modified to look like a Vespa.
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