I'm not having a great week. Nothing in particular has been horrible, just that work has been stressful.
So I texted my husband and asked him to whisk me away to somewhere romantic and relaxing.
His reponse: "Afghanistan?"
I laughed, and responded, "Uh... I was thinking somewhere more like Italy. You know, where they won't stone me for wearing shorts."
His response: "Cheap hotels in the stoning district."
I love my husband so much.
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He's serious, of course. Ask him to buy you a burka, just to be on the safe side.
For some reason the word "burka" always makes me think of motor scooters, like Vespas. I have no idea why.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I hear in Cambodia you can blow up a cow with a bazooka.
That's romantic, right?
That's romantic, right?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
He's serious, of course. Ask him to buy you a burka, just to be on the safe side.
Samira wrote:
For some reason the word "burka" always makes me think of motor scooters, like Vespas. I have no idea why.
Hey baby, why don't you hop on my burka and we'll go back to my place.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I hear in Cambodia you can blow up a cow with a bazooka.
That's romantic, right?
That's romantic, right?
Depends on who's cow it is, I suppose.
And presumably whose bazooka.
Come to think of it, that's pretty Freudian.
Come to think of it, that's pretty Freudian.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Pakistan > Afghanistan.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I laughed, and responded, "Uh... I was thinking somewhere more like Italy. You know, where they won't stone me for wearing shorts."
You have no sense of romance.
Kaelesh wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I laughed, and responded, "Uh... I was thinking somewhere more like Italy. You know, where they won't stone me for wearing shorts."
You have no sense of romance.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I laughed, and responded, "Uh... I was thinking somewhere more like Italy. You know, where they won't stone me for wearing shorts."
You have no sense of romance.
He would have to protect you there... And he doesn't want other guys seeing you in shorts. :-)
Kalivha wrote:
Pakistan > Afghanistan.
Sure, if you're a dolphin.
- Afghanistan:
Come for our open hostility, stay for our clitoral mutilation.
Quick, who's got theme music? I'm thinking sitars and bongos.
Call me old fashioned but I'd lead in with Dylan's "Rainy Day Women".
But I would not feel so all alone... everybody must get stoned.
But I would not feel so all alone... everybody must get stoned.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I hear in Cambodia you can blow up a cow with a bazooka.
Where'd you hear that story?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I hear in Cambodia you can blow up a cow with a bazooka.
Where'd you hear that story?
I stood up, concentrated real hard, and pulled it out of my ***.
Edited, Aug 12th 2010 3:03pm by Iamadam
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I must empty by bowels. I'll keep the updates coming, possibly a video.
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
I hear in Cambodia you can blow up a cow with a bazooka.
Where'd you hear that story?
I stood up, concentrated real hard, and pulled it out of my ***.
MDenham wrote:
You realize that you're in violation of gbaji's patent on his research method, correct?
Whoa, I think you're in danger of violating the cross-thread policy of these forums there.
On a related note, my daughter now wants to IM with me all the time on her iPod. Even though she's sitting on the couch right next to me.
"Mom, this way you can't tell me to watch my tone."
"Mom, this way you can't tell me to watch my tone."
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
On a related note, my daughter now wants to IM with me all the time on her iPod. Even though she's sitting on the couch right next to me.
"Mom, this way you can't tell me to watch my tone."
"Mom, this way you can't tell me to watch my tone."
That is epic! I should text that to my mom.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
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