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About 8 years ago, I was attacked by a crow. I don't know what I did, I walked past it, and glanced at it. He just didn't like the cut of my jib. So, I'm walking, minding my own business when I feel a huge gust of wind hit me in the back of the head. I look up to see the crow flying away, having just missed me in a dive bomb. It swooped at me a couple more times any time I would turn my gaze away, so finally, I walked the remaining block and a half home, backwards.

I think I need therapy. This is a recurring incident that has obviously scarred me deeply. I should ask my parents if they remember any bird attacks from my childhood.

Like Nix needs a bigger head.

Posting in reply to Usagi posting in a Nixnot thread.

Nix probably smelled like corn.

This thread is about my *****.

Ever woke up in the morning to take a leak and have your stream split two ways, or in a completely unexpected direction?

I touch myself inappropriately every time I hit the ban button.