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#1 Jun 07 2010 at 3:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think I have a blind date Wednesday. Or maybe it's just dinner with friends. I can't tell. I R TEH DENSE.

A coworker very suddenly invited me over to his house for dinner with himself, his wife, and this girl whom I met on Facebook through him and a couple of other mutual, yet oddly unrelated friends. I've talked to her once before and we've swapped comments a time or two, but other than that I don't know her all that well. She seems interesting enough to at least get to know.

This coworker has been name dropping her name here and there, almost like he's trying to provoke me to talk about her. He's been doing this with seemingly increasing frequency. He's recently added that she finds humor in some of the inane crap that I'm constantly flooding that website with. Then I get this invitation today.

WHAT DO, OOT?
It's just dinner with friends. Get over yourself and have fun.:15 (17.4%)
Wow, you really are dense, aren't you?:18 (20.9%)
Show up dressed like Sailor Moon and pretend that nothing is wrong.:43 (50.0%)
Say you'll go, but then flake out with a lame excuse.:3 (3.5%)
Nixnot, have you taken that damn shower yet?:7 (8.1%)
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#2 Jun 07 2010 at 3:41 PM Rating: Good
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Say you'll go, but then flake out with a lame excuse.
#3 Jun 07 2010 at 3:41 PM Rating: Good
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I think the answer is clear.

hint: it's the 3rd one
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#4 Jun 07 2010 at 3:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Vataro wrote:
I think the answer is clear.

hint: it's the 3rd one


What Vataro said.

But my real answer is the second one. Duh.

Go, and have fun. Dressed as Sailor Moon.

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#5 Jun 07 2010 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Go to dinner, lose your virginity.
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#6 Jun 07 2010 at 3:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Go to dinner, lose your virginity.


That's not what that extra fork is for, Adam.

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#7 Jun 07 2010 at 3:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's not a blind date really, but more of an opportunity.

Dazzle her, Usagi. Dazzle her in the way that only you can.
#8 Jun 07 2010 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
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Well you have a pretty good chance with her if you dress up as Sailor Moon and she doesn't...

1) Ask you for fashion advice.

2) Run.

3) Take a picture and run to your friend's computer to post your cosplay all over Facebook.

...and there is the slim chance that she may well be into donning a Chewbacca costume on the weekends.

Have fun! Smiley: grin
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#9 Jun 07 2010 at 4:10 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Iamadam the Prohpet wrote:
Go to dinner, lose your virginity.


That's not what that extra fork is for, Adam.


I'll put that fork wherever I damn well please, woman. Smiley: mad
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#10 Jun 07 2010 at 4:28 PM Rating: Excellent
I think that your coworker wants that fine NixNot chap to take a shower.
#11 Jun 07 2010 at 4:32 PM Rating: Excellent
I'm betting Chris Hansen will be there.
#12 Jun 07 2010 at 4:34 PM Rating: Good
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#13 Jun 07 2010 at 4:47 PM Rating: Good
Good luck Usagi!
#14 Jun 07 2010 at 5:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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NixNot wrote:
I think that your coworker wants that fine NixNot chap to take a shower.
See, this is the vibe I was getting too.
#15 Jun 07 2010 at 6:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Good luck Usagi!


What ever happened to that bitter, shriveled husk of a person that was the Galkaman I once knew? He certainly wouldn't have wished someone good luck, exclamation mark and all. What happened to him, eh? What happened to the good times?
#16 Jun 07 2010 at 6:21 PM Rating: Good
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Either way, have fun man.

Oh, and don't get drunk, unless she gets drunk first.
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#17 Jun 07 2010 at 6:22 PM Rating: Good
Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Oh, and show up drunk.
#18 Jun 07 2010 at 6:35 PM Rating: Good
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Show up dressed in the original Pokémon shirt.
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...draining with sambas is kind of like you smack the thing and as you smack blood flies out... normally the blood would just you know fall and be red an what-not, but, with the samba your all whacked out and decide to drink the blood as it flys out. thus not adding MORE damage just taking more advantage of your damage. at least thats my take on it.
#19 Jun 07 2010 at 6:54 PM Rating: Good
Option 3, only instead of Sailor Moon, show up as BUSTER.
#20 Jun 07 2010 at 6:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jevilwolf wrote:
Show up dressed in the original Pokémon shirt.
MDenham wrote:
Option 3, only instead of Sailor Moon, show up as BUSTER.
These are both REELY good ideas.

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Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Oh, and show up drunk.
This is the best idea ANYONE HAS EVER HAD ABOUT ANYTHING
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Edited, Jun 7th 2010 7:58pm by Usagi
#21 Jun 07 2010 at 7:00 PM Rating: Good
So it's decided: Drunk BUSTER in the original Pokemon shirt.
#22 Jun 07 2010 at 7:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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MDenham wrote:
So it's decided: Drunk BUSTER in the original Pokemon shirt.


...and ask her to put on the Sailor Moon costume? hrrmmmmmm... that might work.Smiley: sly
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#23 Jun 07 2010 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
What do you want it to be? That depends on the seriousness of the answer.
#24 Jun 07 2010 at 7:46 PM Rating: Good
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take a creepy doll thing with you as your date.
#25 Jun 07 2010 at 8:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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eiran wrote:
What do you want it to be? That depends on the seriousness of the answer.
I'm honestly not sure. I'm kinda torn on the situation.

Bardalicious wrote:
take a creepy doll thing with you as your date.
I thought that was a given.
#26 Jun 07 2010 at 8:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Be honest with her from the get go.

Show up dressed like Sailor Moon and pretend that nothing is wrong
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