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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Instead of posting, you oort to be working.
Edited, May 24th 2010 5:15pm by Bijou
Edited, May 24th 2010 5:15pm by Bijou
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Samira wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Samira wrote:
Evil corn probably pays better.
But the corn has ears! It stalks you.
I have teeth...
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
You have a boring job...
1. You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".
2. You have visited every website in the world.
3. You're the Spelling Bee Coordinator in rural Alabama.
4. You are the only one that is ready for the rush of ticket sales for that New Kids on the Block reunion tour.
5. You're able to pull staples out of papers with your teeth.
6. Your doctor says that he's never seen someone exposed to so much photocopier radiation in his life.
7. You've seen the late night commercial for the Chia *****.
8. Your workload is so intense that you can write Top 10 lists all day long.
9. In your 10 years on the force as an Amish Traffic Cop, you have not had to write one single speeding ticket.
...CONGRATULATIONS! ...did you get a Segway with the deal?
1. You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".
2. You have visited every website in the world.
3. You're the Spelling Bee Coordinator in rural Alabama.
4. You are the only one that is ready for the rush of ticket sales for that New Kids on the Block reunion tour.
5. You're able to pull staples out of papers with your teeth.
6. Your doctor says that he's never seen someone exposed to so much photocopier radiation in his life.
7. You've seen the late night commercial for the Chia *****.
8. Your workload is so intense that you can write Top 10 lists all day long.
9. In your 10 years on the force as an Amish Traffic Cop, you have not had to write one single speeding ticket.
...CONGRATULATIONS! ...did you get a Segway with the deal?
Sub
...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h175/SupremeTrollKing/subarcana.jpg
...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h175/SupremeTrollKing/subarcana.jpg
I've figured out what I'm going to do once I get my Bachelor's. I'm going to go to school in New Zealand, and attempt to emigrate there. It sounds like a wonderful plan to me.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I've figured out what I'm going to do once I get my Bachelor's. I'm going to go to school in New Zealand, and attempt to emigrate there. It sounds like a wonderful plan to me.
...hrrrmmmmmm... the accent is great... the use of goats has always turned me off from a permanent transfer though.
*shrugs*Sub
...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h175/SupremeTrollKing/subarcana.jpg
...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h175/SupremeTrollKing/subarcana.jpg
The real Zeeland has nicer weather than New Zealand. Also Zealand, but I'm talking about Zeeland now because it has the best weather.
Update: I have no ******* idea what's going on here. The stuff I'm working with is completely user-unfriendly, and I was somehow expected to memorize how to use it all in one go. It's like a 200-step process, and I remember maybe 5 of them, and most likely not in the right order.
This better get easier.
This better get easier.
I imagine the people you are working with there would talk about how incompetent you were and how much they resented you behind your back if someone had to babysit you through your first few whatever it is you're doing.
There's no reason for me to assume that of them though, so don't worry. Just wishful thinking on my part really.
There's no reason for me to assume that of them though, so don't worry. Just wishful thinking on my part really.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Update: I have no @#%^ing idea what's going on here. The stuff I'm working with is completely user-unfriendly, and I was somehow expected to memorize how to use it all in one go. It's like a 200-step process, and I remember maybe 5 of them, and most likely not in the right order.
This better get easier.
This better get easier.
Yes Ash, outside Mother's Basement the Real World asks you to do things you're unfamiliar with all the time. Now you may not be cut out for this, and that's okay. Did you ever lose your virginity?
Barkingturtle wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Update: I have no @#%^ing idea what's going on here. The stuff I'm working with is completely user-unfriendly, and I was somehow expected to memorize how to use it all in one go. It's like a 200-step process, and I remember maybe 5 of them, and most likely not in the right order.
This better get easier.
This better get easier.
Yes Ash, outside Mother's Basement the Real World asks you to do things you're unfamiliar with all the time. Now you may not be cut out for this, and that's okay. Did you ever lose your virginity?
Well what aren't you getting, Ash? Maybe I can help. Sciencing isn't that hard.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Update: I have no @#%^ing idea what's going on here. The stuff I'm working with is completely user-unfriendly, and I was somehow expected to memorize how to use it all in one go. It's like a 200-step process, and I remember maybe 5 of them, and most likely not in the right order.
This better get easier.
This better get easier.
Yes Ash, outside Mother's Basement the Real World asks you to do things you're unfamiliar with all the time. Now you may not be cut out for this, and that's okay. Did you ever lose your virginity?
Welcome to the real world.
That pain in your jaw is from being punched in the face with the realization that what you learned in class doesn't apply.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
The program I was working with literally just divided by zero and crashed. No joke.
Maybe you should ask for help, and take notes this time. Or better notes.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
The program I was working with literally just divided by zero and crashed. No joke.
PEBKAC
Since this has been killing me...:
Not possible unless you're doing it wrong.
Same thing with the "divide by zero" bit. When you get out of the kiddie pool, they let you swim in water deep enough to drown in. You're expected to know what you're doing and not toss numbers into an engineering program which will result in invalid calculations.
What program(s) are you using btw?
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I just got done playing around with a Unix interface setting up a bunch of directories and copying some files that probably would have taken me half the time to do with the graphical Mac interface, but hey, this is what I was told to do.
Not possible unless you're doing it wrong.
Same thing with the "divide by zero" bit. When you get out of the kiddie pool, they let you swim in water deep enough to drown in. You're expected to know what you're doing and not toss numbers into an engineering program which will result in invalid calculations.
What program(s) are you using btw?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
The program I was working with literally just divided by zero and crashed. No joke.
When a comet hits us, it'll be your fault.
Maybe you should go back to browsing the Googlewebz and reading comet books.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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