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#27 May 22 2010 at 2:33 AM Rating: Good

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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:

Friar Bijou wrote:

Doug, Averter of the Apocalypse wrote:

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Who am I kidding? It's still fun and games. Hey, Bijou, guess how many finger I'm holding up!

One

I guess you only glanced at the picture he sent you. That's a torso, not a hand. And that's not a finger.

And here I thought it was an M198

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#28 May 22 2010 at 6:17 AM Rating: Good

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Friar Bijou wrote:

Lubriderm the Hand wrote:

Friar Bijou wrote:

Doug, Averter of the Apocalypse wrote:

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Who am I kidding? It's still fun and games. Hey, Bijou, guess how many finger I'm holding up!

One

I guess you only glanced at the picture he sent you. That's a torso, not a hand. And that's not a finger.

And here I thought it was an M198

Way off. To be fair, Doug hasn't been to alma's photo thread yet, so he probably can't take good pictures. Lotta good advice over there.

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#29 May 22 2010 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good

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Friar Bijou wrote:

Tailmon wrote:

Are you having high blood pressure issues?

No, but not a bad guess.

I have an uncharacterized demylizing auto-immune disorder, likely PRMS but the neuro's haven't called the ball yet.

Due to excessive inflamation and general destruction of tissue, the eye has had to grow new blood vessels. But, like any public works project, some material was not up to spec, and one of the new, but lame, vessels blew out. I have had these before, more than once, but never so severe.

Just to clarify, this is an bleed into the vitreous humour, the semi-jell fluid inside the eye itself; not an external or surface bleed.

Why didn't you make a cruel joke? Don't you like me, Tailmon? Smiley: cry

Actually, I have no beef against you. I was just wondering about your condition. I knew a couple of other people that have had a similar condition but it was due to uber high blood pressure causing a vessel or vein to break in the eye. Your going to have to stop using that cheap forign construction company and get a good old American one.

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#30 May 22 2010 at 1:37 PM Rating: Excellent

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You're making it out to be way more complicated than it really is... the diagnosis is simple, you're turning into a zombie. ...next stage, necrotizing fasciitis followed by rigor mortis. Good luck! Smiley: grin

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#31 May 23 2010 at 12:12 AM Rating: Excellent

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Tailmon wrote:

Friar Bijou wrote:

Why didn't you make a cruel joke? Don't you like me, Tailmon? Smiley: cry

Actually, I have no beef against you...

At the risk of me sounding snarky....reread the OP. I was/am fishing for responses that were creatively mean to cheer myself up, because I'm selfish like that.

But, being the nice guy I am, I'll give you another chance. Smiley: tongue

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#32 May 23 2010 at 12:31 AM Rating: Good

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Friar Bijou wrote:

Tailmon wrote:

Friar Bijou wrote:

Why didn't you make a cruel joke? Don't you like me, Tailmon? Smiley: cry

Actually, I have no beef against you...

At the risk of me sounding snarky....reread the OP. I was/am fishing for responses that were creatively mean to cheer myself up, because I'm selfish like that.

But, being the nice guy I am, I'll give you another chance. Smiley: tongue

Can I make up the difference?

I hope your bloody eye is a prelude to a stroke, that you have the day before you retire. I hope you fall face first into that cake that your employer bought you, bleeding from the ears now, too.

not really

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#33 May 23 2010 at 1:04 AM Rating: Good

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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:

I hope your bloody eye is a prelude to a stroke, that you have the day before you retire. I hope you fall face first into that cake that your employer bought you, bleeding from the ears now, too.

Lubriderm:

DOINITRITE Smiley: thumbsup

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#34 May 23 2010 at 1:13 AM Rating: Good

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I'm confused by your tactics!

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#35 May 23 2010 at 1:30 AM Rating: Good

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I'm confused by your tactics!

I'm confused by your confusion!

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#36 May 23 2010 at 1:37 AM Rating: Excellent

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I took time to write this post because with one eye you are reading slower than usual. So anyway here it is:
Losing an eye means you can get skull @#%^ed (of course you risk brain damage if you're a size queen).

Edited, May 23rd 2010 2:38am by Dyadem

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#37 May 23 2010 at 3:00 AM Rating: Good

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Oh, Dyadem. Youv'e seen my picture.

No one would **** me; not even in the eye.

/in before NixNot finds this thread and creeps me out

again

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