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#27 May 08 2009 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
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There are only 3 competing firms, and none of them service the two very quickly growing and very affluent suburbs in the neighboring county.


Less about cuddlely puppies, more about jew gold. Gotcha.

Edited, May 8th 2009 11:04am by Tarub
#28 May 08 2009 at 9:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Annabella wrote:
And people like their pets to have reliable carers.


Huuuuuuge understatement.

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#29 May 08 2009 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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You'll love it or hate it, and you'll know very quickly whether it's a good fit.

Where do you stand on exotic pets and tropical fish? My friend refuses to take care of tropicals.

Birds, ferrets, iguanas... no problem. Tropical fish, no way.

I had tropicals when I was a kid, no problem there. Also, I have a rock solid indemnity clause in my service contract. The only thing I'm sketchy on is bird care, but I'm attending a little class that the Animal Welfare League of Arlington County is hosting to get me up to speed.
#30 May 08 2009 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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There are only 3 competing firms, and none of them service the two very quickly growing and very affluent suburbs in the neighboring county.


Less about cuddlely puppies, more about jew gold. Gotcha.

Edited, May 8th 2009 11:04am by Tarub
Hey, I gotta make a living. Puppy-cuddling time comes after market research time.
#31 May 08 2009 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Birds are pretty easy, really. Once you get past the "Jesus Christ this is a huge ******' bird" thing.

I was never around parrots as a kid, so they still kind of amaze me.

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#32 May 08 2009 at 9:07 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Annabella wrote:
And people like their pets to have reliable carers.


Huuuuuuge understatement.



Ha, ha, I know. I was telling Mindel last night that when I move, since I won't have a roommate to take care of my cat when I go away, I might think about hiring someone to take care of her when I go on vacations and out of town. Someone to pet her. She's a good kitty. Smiley: frown I don't want bad care to destroy her faith in humanity.

What's funny is that I think about the last statement all the time. lol
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#33 May 08 2009 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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Birds are pretty easy, really. Once you get past the "Jesus Christ this is a huge @#%^in' bird" thing.

I was never around parrots as a kid, so they still kind of amaze me.

I wanted nothing more than a bird when I was a kid. I'm still bitter that I never got one. Smiley: mad
#34 May 08 2009 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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I had an edamame and wasabi salad that I bought at Cosi. God I love that @#%^ing salad. Smiley: mad
You eat at a place that has square bagels.


You are a bad person.
#35 May 08 2009 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
Samira wrote:
Birds are pretty easy, really. Once you get past the "Jesus Christ this is a huge @#%^in' bird" thing.

I was never around parrots as a kid, so they still kind of amaze me.

I wanted nothing more than a bird when I was a kid. I'm still bitter that I never got one. Smiley: mad
I used to have a sky-blue parakeet named Pippin. It loved me, until it hated me.
#36 May 08 2009 at 9:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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My mom was squarely in the "birds belong outside" camp.

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#37 May 08 2009 at 9:14 AM Rating: Good
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Warchief Annabella wrote:
I had an edamame and wasabi salad that I bought at Cosi. God I love that @#%^ing salad. Smiley: mad
You eat at a place that has square bagels.


You are a bad person.


I don't eat their bagels, smelly. Smiley: mad DON'T YOU IMPUGN MY ******* SALAD.
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#38 May 08 2009 at 9:15 AM Rating: Good
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My family had two parakeets, a grey boy named tomahawk and a white girl one named hell. Hell was my little sister's. Hell was mean. She picked on both tomahawk and iggy my brother iguana (stupid name, right?) I never ever let any of the smaller pets near it for fear she would eat/peck them to death. Also cause I loved Molly (my hedgehog) the most.
#39 May 08 2009 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
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I had a grandma who had a beehive, double-knit polyester pants, a poodle named Fifi and a parakeet. Her name was Esther and she liked to drink constantly, smoke constantly and gamble. She was the ying to my other grandmother, Jeanne, who, while in her eighties, still goes to the gym four times a week and enjoyed opera. She was a communist for a while and didn't smoke so she could buy more cosmetics. She only liked cats and then barely.



Edited, May 8th 2009 1:17pm by Annabella
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#40 May 08 2009 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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I don't eat their bagels, smelly. Smiley: mad DON'T YOU IMPUGN MY @#%^ING SALAD.
You are supporting a business that sells square bagels, GUILT BY ASSOCIATION!
#41 May 08 2009 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good
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Warchief Annabella wrote:
I don't eat their bagels, smelly. Smiley: mad DON'T YOU IMPUGN MY @#%^ING SALAD.
You are supporting a business that sells square bagels, GUILT BY ASSOCIATION!


You listen to David Cross.
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#42 May 08 2009 at 9:20 AM Rating: Good
Who?
#43 May 08 2009 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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Who?


Smiley: frown

You don't know him?
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#44 May 08 2009 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
Mindel would you employ me? I wouldn't walk dogs or anything but I'd help you get good nights sleep a lot.
#45 May 08 2009 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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#46 May 08 2009 at 10:41 AM Rating: Good
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You should buy a farm to raise dogs on, take up drinking again and smash your furniture when you're drunk.

Oh, and get a splinter in your *****.
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#47 May 08 2009 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, and get a splinter in your *****.


Her magnificent ***** Smiley: schooled
#48 May 08 2009 at 11:49 AM Rating: Good
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I just had to make a difficult decision. I turned down a 3-week conference in Bangalore this summer because I've decided to focus on something else in my life. It's a shame, because I imagine a three-week conference in India would be 21 days of this.


Or This

Come see me eat nipples, eat nipples yeah!
#49 May 08 2009 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
I just had to make a difficult decision. I turned down a 3-week conference in Bangalore this summer because I've decided to focus on something else in my life. It's a shame, because I imagine a three-week conference in India would be 21 days of this.


Or This

Come see me eat nipples, eat nipples yeah!
Uh huh.
#50 May 08 2009 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
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Oh speaking of David Cross, he is here in a video of a band I like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpvqU2cmK8I

I bet you recognize him from Arrested Development. He's hilarious when he talks about 9/11.
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