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#1 May 07 2009 at 3:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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The weirdest thing just happened to me just moments ago at work.

I had maybe 20 minutes left before it was time to clock out, and a customer comes to my department wanting to buy a car charger for his cell phone-- the usual run of the mill kind of thing. He was a young stocky Hispanic guy wearing a white wife beater and covered in whacked-out tattoos and a goatee. He spoke perfect English with no accent.

As I am checking it out for him, he makes idle conversation, asking me how far Ft. Lauderdale(basically Miami) is from where we were.

"I don't know" I said, "About 3 or 4 hours of driving I think."

"No, no" he said "It's only about 30 minutes."

(Yea right, maybe going 200 mph or some sh*t. Why does he ask me this if he already "knows" the answer?)

I tell him that I have never been that far south before, or really traveled anywhere, for that matter. Remembering this it now feels as though he set up the whole conversation this way.

He then goes on to tell me that I should leave with him, right then and there. He had no idea what time I was supposed to leave work, and didn't care. He said he'd take care of gas and food, and to just go with him.

I politely refused, saying I had other obligations. He went on to tell me it would be the best thing for me to go with him. He was extremely charismatic, and it felt to me as if he were trying to recruit me to some religious or political agenda, possibly a gang.

He asked me what kind of car I drove, "I used to have a Mazda, but I sold it..." "I didn't ask you what you used to drive."

"I have a Kawasaki Ninja and a Roketa, which is a scooter."

"Which one do you drive to work?" he said.

"...the scooter."

He then told me that he drives a box truck, because he works for a "Logistics company." Smiley: confused

He kept asking me if I could tell him what his name was, and specifically not to "guess" but just to tell him what I thought his name was. I made a few guesses-- what I should have done is looked at the name on the credit card he gave me to buy his phone charger with, but I had forgotten at the time.

The way he acted, it felt as though it were a scene from a movie, kind of like "Collateral" or "Training Day." My intuition screamed "NO" but he made it sound like such an opportunity.

He would say things like "You gotta go out and experience the world." And I would say things like "I know" and he'd say "No, you don't. No you don't."

I refused again and again as he tried different approaches to convince me to leave with him. He even called his friend on his phone to get him to talk to me. "I have a white boy here" he said on the phone "this fool." At first I didn't even believe he was really talking to anyone, then he handed me the phone. The guy on the phone said "Hey, you should listen to him man."

While I was on the phone my supervisor, Scott, happened to walk by. I gave the phone back to the guy and called Scott over and made up a reason to talk to him about work related stuff I made up off the top of my head. As soon as I did this, the strange guy quickly walked away without saying anything. I then told Scott the whole story of what just happened. He'd never heard of anything like it. "That's weird" is all he could say.

So what the hell? Was this guy setting me up? Was he trying to recruit me to some gang or something?

Obviously I don't want to walk out on my job considering how hard it would be, if not impossible, to get another one. Seriously, what the hell?

Edited, May 7th 2009 11:33am by Kuwoobie
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#2 May 07 2009 at 3:37 AM Rating: Excellent
He wanted to stick it in your pooper.



If it were me, I'd have let him, he sounds hot... creepy, but hot.
#3 May 07 2009 at 3:39 AM Rating: Good
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I'm guessing he and his friend were:

into murder.
into rape.
off their ******* faces /stoner giggle
#4 May 07 2009 at 3:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lord Kuwoobie wrote:
He then told me that he drives a box truck, because he works for a "Logistics company." Smiley: confused

Somebody has to deliver all those logistics.

Were you wearing a really tight shirt at the time? He could have been seeing the outline of your valuable organs.
#5 May 07 2009 at 3:42 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
I'm guessing he and his friend were:

into murder.
into rape.
off their @#%^ing faces /stoner giggle


Thats what I was thinking Smiley: nod
#6 May 07 2009 at 3:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Gee, a random Hispanic man looking to take you away from it all. And now he knows what you ride into work on.

No, that's not creepy at all, and I would not be concerned at all for your life. Sounds like he just wanted to be your friend.
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#7 May 07 2009 at 3:57 AM Rating: Default
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Did he flip a coin and ask you to "call it"?
#8 May 07 2009 at 4:02 AM Rating: Decent
I'm thinking it's a good thing you refused or you might be in pieces right now.


Well, good thing for you, anyway.
#9 May 07 2009 at 4:30 AM Rating: Decent
Pretty much seemed like a Serial rapist or worse!
Good thing the "No" Alarm went off!
That was rather scary if you ask me.
#10 May 07 2009 at 4:33 AM Rating: Good
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You should have went with him, he could have been on of those "Secret Millionaires" and he just wanted you to come outside to get your check in front of the cameras.

Then rape you in front of them, he made his millions from the sale of the tapes.

Edited, May 7th 2009 8:34am by Shaowstrike
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#11 May 07 2009 at 4:46 AM Rating: Good
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I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty spontaneous and might have actually said yes in the situation, if he's as charismatic as you say, and been raped/killed. Kudos to you for saying no.
#12 May 07 2009 at 5:34 AM Rating: Decent
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could've just been some randomly mentally ill person that recently went off their medication or he didn't speak English that well. I went to college with a guy who spoke English with a perfect American accent but would often confuse words (meaning his pronunciation was amazing but everything else wasn't so good)
#13 May 07 2009 at 5:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Raaaaaaaaaaaep.
#14 May 07 2009 at 7:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Possibly scam artist. Possibly company shopper. I've been burned on both before.

Those are the only two "not raep" options I can think of.
#15 May 07 2009 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
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El Matrix tiene usted.
#16 May 07 2009 at 8:39 AM Rating: Decent
I'm going with source of cosmic wisdom.
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#18 May 07 2009 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good
Mental wrote:
El Matrix tiene usted.


Smiley: laugh I thought the same thing...
#19 May 07 2009 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
He probably just wanted to sell you a really nice car stereo...




















...or raep.
#20 May 07 2009 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Do youlook like you have moderatly healthy organs that might bring a decent retail price?
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#21 May 07 2009 at 9:55 AM Rating: Decent
That's odd how he said "logistics company". Most people would say "trucking" or "shipping" company. Logistics is the correct word for a company that does everything to do with trucking and shipping, including operating the warehouses and setting up the whole supply chain, inbound and outbound. Weird.
#22 May 07 2009 at 9:57 AM Rating: Decent
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SaitohTheNinja Quick Hands wrote:
That's odd how he said "logistics company". Most people would say "trucking" or "shipping" company. Logistics is the correct word for a company that does everything to do with trucking and shipping, including operating the warehouses and setting up the whole supply chain, inbound and outbound. Weird.


no shipping companies that use ships like "Standard" use that word as well mainly for import/export.
#23 May 07 2009 at 9:57 AM Rating: Excellent
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Do youlook like you have moderatly healthy organs that might bring a decent retail price?



This, he might have wanted to pull a Charlie the Unicorn on you.
#24 May 07 2009 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only toohotforu wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Do youlook like you have moderatly healthy organs that might bring a decent retail price?



This, he might have wanted to pull a Charlie the Unicorn on you.


lol Lets go to Candy Mountain!
#25 May 07 2009 at 10:00 AM Rating: Excellent
CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!!
#26 May 07 2009 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only toohotforu wrote:
CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!!

you silly sleepy head, wake up! We're going to Candy Mountain.

Edited, May 7th 2009 11:04am by niobia
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