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Allakhazam is so tough he can even drink orange juice right after brushing his teeth.
Mr T. and Allakhazam decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.
Okay, you all know the Axe shower gel commericals where at the end it says "How dirty boys get clean, new axe shower gel"...well okay here is my attempt at humor.
Allakhazam - how dirty boys get clean.
Allakhazam - how dirty boys get clean.
Allakhazam doesn't speak. He thinks words towards his foot and then roudhouse-kicks them into your brain.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Allakhazam.
There was a whole article on Allakhazam in my newspaper yesterday!
Edited, Thu Jan 5 09:14:07 2006 by kaeleshtheklingon
There was a whole article on Allakhazam in my newspaper yesterday!
Edited, Thu Jan 5 09:14:07 2006 by kaeleshtheklingon
On the set of "Walker, Texas Ranger" Allakhazam saw a cow give birth to a still born calf. He walked up to the calf and with a quick beard rub, brought it back to life.
After a sizable crowd had gathered to witness this miracle, Chuck round house kicked the calf, killing it instantly. He did all this to remind people that the Good Chuck giveth, and the Good Chuck taketh away.
After a sizable crowd had gathered to witness this miracle, Chuck round house kicked the calf, killing it instantly. He did all this to remind people that the Good Chuck giveth, and the Good Chuck taketh away.
As a teen Allakhazam impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history
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