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#1 May 02 2004 at 6:38 PM Rating: Good
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Seems there is some confusion over what the differences between OOT and the Asylum are. Here is a simple self quiz for you to figure out which one you belong in the most:

1. Are you from the FFXI forum?
Most of the FFXIers prefer the OOt forum. We think it's because of the slightly lessened chance of catching rabies.

2. Have you ever answered "Yes" to any of the questions in section 5 of a standard employment apliceation?
If so, Asylum

3. Can you spell wurdz?
If yes, OOT might be the best place for you.

4. Do you bleed easily when stabbed with a jagged shard of glass?
if yes, OOT.

5. Have you ever been banned from a country, soverign nation, municipality, or petting zoo?
If yes, Asylum.

6. If weighed, would your ego out mass saturn?
If not, best stay here in OOT for a while

7. Do you like pie?
This question has no real bearing, it's just that we don't want any stuffy pie haters cluttering up things.

8. Woogity?
If yes, OOt. if no, Asylum.

9. do you regularily eat civit cats?
If yes, you could get SARS. better stay in OOt.

10. Do you know the answer to the age old question "Why a duck?"
If yes, Asylum is calling. If no, well ... TRY HARDER!!!!
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#2 May 02 2004 at 6:47 PM Rating: Decent
You are really taking this Admin thing seriously, while still playing with the cool kids. It's a circuitous game you play. Good luck. I think you are impressing Alla, maybe time to ask for a raise.


#3 May 02 2004 at 6:51 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm...Kaolin can you tell me why the OOTers and the Asylum people hate each other?


Edit: oops. That edit was unintentional, i assure you. Hit the wrong button. Sorry about that - Kao



Edited, Sun May 2 20:45:50 2004 by Kaolian
#4 May 02 2004 at 6:52 PM Rating: Good
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Karth wrote:
Hmm...Kaolin can you tell me why the OOTers and the Asylum people hate each other?


Wish Moe were here to answer this one.
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Intellegence differential is stretched beyond its limits.
#6 May 02 2004 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm...Kaolin can you tell me why the OOTers and the Asylum people hate each other?

We're just jealous of you. Also, if you stand up to us once, we'll back down. Further, if you ignore us, we'll go away.

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tell me why the OOTers and the Asylum people hate each other

Because you stole our forum name, got us in trouble with Alla, raped our women, pillaged our villages, and unleashed the dreaded Dragon of Doom upon the land.

Bastards!

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#8 May 02 2004 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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We have a dreaded dragon of doom? cool!
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#9 May 02 2004 at 7:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Karth wrote:
Hmm...Kaolin can you tell me why the OOTers and the Asylum people hate each other?


/cue ominous music blatently stolen from prophecy scene of LOTR...

In the beginning, there was the Forum. In the days of eld, it was the UBB forum, and the Everquest forum was the only game in town. Allakhazam looked upon the situation, and in a weighty tone of voice, spoke "No, no, No! This won't do at at all! Hmph!" and with a mouse gesture and a click or two, sprung forth the origional Out Of Topic forum from a nearby mouldering sweatsock. (also the Questions and book forums, which, aside from playing a minor role in the 2001 Zimbabwe coup attempt have no bearing on this story and shall therefore be ignored) And there was much rejoiceing and eating of penguins, who conveniantly happened to be in season.

Time passed. The days became yesterdays, the monthr became yestermonths, and even the years passed by, and the people of OOT were happy and prospered. Ages came and went, and slowly a hint of shadow crept into the forum. The world became slightly darker, and slowly, ever so slowly lessw people came to OOT. At first it was people who would not be missed. Low counters, Trolls, the occasional aardvaark, the denizins of OOT simply assumed they had gone the way of countless thousands before them, fading quietly into the night as their interest in everquest wained.

But then regulars started to dissappear too.

The remaining denizens banded together, determined to expunge whatever menace was threatening their very existance. Thus was the guild SOC born. But infighting and rivalries and other quite silly things like small intestines intervened, and slowly things fell apart. The forum was dying...

All seemed lost, when suddenly, Allakhazam returned from a seminar on "how to use mental energy to physically will a sports team to make it to the finals" (it was a very long seminar indeed) and saw the state of the forum. With a mighty "What the hell? I leave for one moment and the whole OOT forum falls appart?", he cast the remaining denizins into the Asylum, and brought in a new batch of OOT posters from the newly established republic of slovokoviaFFXIsky. The now known as Asylum posters were troubled, Sure, they had a spiffy new forum name, and the number of posters did seem to be up, but dang it, they had the name OOT first! so they set about lureing the poor hapless OOTers (what??? you are... Don't look at me like that.) further and further into the Asylum. And that is how things stand today.

Only through the magic of the One Bagel can imminent doom be averted. Bring me the magic bagel, or I shall quote the word DOOM in really big red letters. one with Rasins. And cream cheese.
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#10 May 02 2004 at 7:57 PM Rating: Good
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Hmmm I can spell wurdz yet so many OOT posters do not, I am not sure I can rely on that.

Woogity is a really cool word, especially several times in a row.

I am certainly not from the FFXI forum, that's way to cutesy.

Pi is good, but calulations would go easier if rounded to 3 (so who cares if you can't hit the moon).

Not sure what civit cats are, or if I eat them.

I guess I still better stick mostly to THE ASYLUM, with occasional trips of sweetness and light to the OOT.
#11 May 02 2004 at 8:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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F*** pie. Unless its pecan pie.

Bring me cake.
#12 May 02 2004 at 8:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Hmm...Kaolin can you tell me why the OOTers and the Asylum people hate each other?


It's because yoo have sucha biiig, huge peenis, and ours isa sooo small, it's tiny!

#13 May 02 2004 at 9:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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F*** pie. Unless its pecan pie.


Pie F***er!!!!!!
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#14 May 02 2004 at 9:59 PM Rating: Good
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Karth wrote:
Hmm...Kaolin can you tell me why the OOTers and the Asylum people hate each other?


Wish Moe were here to answer this one.

I think I'll take the time to quote him as explaination of something I wished I'd understood long ago.
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Make me laugh, {NAME REMOVED}. Don't take personal offense at the **** leakage that tends to fill most of our threads here after the first page. Don't act like some sh1thead troll. Try and post something other than Who's the best actor in the worst movie. Mostly, make me laugh. That'll get you rated. Up or down, you never can tell. But you have to post something for me to evaluate you.

At first I really didn't care for the OOT, or as it's called these days, The Asylum. Now, I think my views have begun to change somewhat, and I'm thinking of taking another trip into the darkness.

Moe's quote there, and Kao's tale of the Forum Wars have made me think that I didn't give the OOT nearly enough of a chance. Besides, who could ever not like last?

I think our OMG!!! thread still needs to survive, and that it should keep its original feel, but after reading in the Asylum a more frequently, I think I should give it another go, and take any jibes with a grain of salt.

By the way, the title "OOT/Asylum hatred" is what earned you the reception you recieved.
#15 May 02 2004 at 10:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Pie F***er!!!!!!


No, I think you missunderstood me. I don't do that. But if I had to choose between f***ing an apple pie or eating it.. I would probably eat it, because f***ing a pie is just nasty. No telling what kinda disease is lurking in the crustiness of the shell.

But no.. F*** PIE!!!
#16 May 03 2004 at 1:44 AM Rating: Decent
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No telling what kinda disease is lurking in the crustiness of the shell.


eeek! that gave me flashbacks of my first wife...Haggan! how could you!?!

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#17 May 03 2004 at 2:01 AM Rating: Good
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But if I had to choose between f***ing an apple pie or eating it.. I would probably eat it, because f***ing a pie is just nasty. No telling what kinda disease is lurking in the crustiness of the shell.

If this pie is so disease-ridden that you refuse to pork it, it makes absolutely no sense that eating it would be okay.

/boggles

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#18 May 03 2004 at 2:03 AM Rating: Decent
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mmmmm pie, *munchies kicks in* *trys to make a pumpkin pie and fails horibly* *eats the pie* mmmmm failure pie
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All seemed lost, when suddenly, Allakhazam returned from a seminar on "how to use mental energy to physically will a sports team to make it to the finals" (it was a very long seminar indeed) and saw the state of the forum.

Hmm. Really. I distinctly remember somebody, who will remain nameless, recruiting the FFXI posters to come into the OOT Forum. I believe it was something about cookies and porking moogles and such. Then, the OOT regulars realized how incredibly inept (most of) the FFXI people were, and proceeded to get nasty.

Alla didn't like people being mean to this influx of new paying suckers... er... customers, so he created a new forum in a vain attempt to satisfy both parties.

But maybe I'm way off on this.

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#20 May 03 2004 at 2:17 AM Rating: Decent
Makes me wonder if there are more paying FFXI poster than paying EQ posters. I mean, you gotta follow the cash cow, right?
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Holy ****, I actually agree with you for once. I need to go to sleep.

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#22 May 03 2004 at 2:32 AM Rating: Decent
By the gods! I've made Skeet laugh, and now Twiztid just agreed with me. The Wombats really are coming! And my undead dust bunnies are nowhere near prepared!
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Hmm. Really. I distinctly remember somebody, who will remain nameless, recruiting the FFXI posters to come into the OOT Forum. I believe it was something about cookies and porking moogles and such. Then, the OOT regulars realized how incredibly inept (most of) the FFXI people were, and proceeded to get nasty.

Alla didn't like people being mean to this influx of new paying suckers... er... customers, so he created a new forum in a vain attempt to satisfy both parties.

But maybe I'm way off on this.

Twiztid


Pure revisionist history. It was by decree of the wombat overloards.
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#24 May 03 2004 at 5:13 AM Rating: Good
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Haggan, Mountain Dew God wrote:
F*** pie.


Sorry Haggan, Jason Biggs beat you to the punch...er stroke there. You'll have to think of a different original sin.

A daisy chain with Mountain dew cans maybe?Smiley: wink2

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Pure revisionist history. It was by decree of the wombat overloards.

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#26 May 03 2004 at 11:05 AM Rating: Decent
Still got it wrong it was FFXI that was being bribed over with cookies and moogle jobs (got that part right). But it was the FFXI group that couldnt stand the OOT group not the other way around.
......You know this is a second post in a OOT forum I think im owed another cookie!!

*goes in search of Kao*
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