Who drove around in an Austen.
There was room for his ***
and a gallon of gas.
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
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#1277
May 08 2004 at 2:01 AM
There was a young student from Boston,
Who drove around in an Austen.
There was room for his ***
and a gallon of gas.
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
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Who drove around in an Austen.
There was room for his ***
and a gallon of gas.
But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
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#1278
May 08 2004 at 2:01 AM
There once was a Senator from Mass
who was searchin around for a Lass;
He lucked out and found it;
He ****** up and drowned it.
And That was the end of HIS ***!
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who was searchin around for a Lass;
He lucked out and found it;
He ****** up and drowned it.
And That was the end of HIS ***!
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#1279
May 08 2004 at 2:02 AM
There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!
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Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!
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#1281
May 08 2004 at 2:03 AM
There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air
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Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air
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#1283
May 08 2004 at 2:09 AM
There once was a man from Madrass
Who's balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his ***!
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Who's balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his ***!
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#1284
May 08 2004 at 2:09 AM
There once was a chick named Alice
who used dynamite for a phallus
it blew a hole in her ******
like South Carolina
and bits of her tits in Dallas
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who used dynamite for a phallus
it blew a hole in her ******
like South Carolina
and bits of her tits in Dallas
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#1286
May 08 2004 at 2:10 AM
The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
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Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
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#1287
May 08 2004 at 2:10 AM
there once was a couple named Kelly
who walked around belly to belly
because in their haste
they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly
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who walked around belly to belly
because in their haste
they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly
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#1288
May 08 2004 at 2:12 AM
There once was a boy named Kevin
Who used a vacuum to stretch it to seven,
Then eight and then nine,
And though ten was divine,
There will be film at eleven.
(Pssst. His name's Tot3m)
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Who used a vacuum to stretch it to seven,
Then eight and then nine,
And though ten was divine,
There will be film at eleven.
(Pssst. His name's Tot3m)
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#1289
May 08 2004 at 2:13 AM
Those are a riot but now im sorry i asked
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#1290
May 08 2004 at 2:15 AM
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#1293
May 08 2004 at 2:18 AM
Don't you ever give up?
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#1294
May 08 2004 at 2:18 AM
That bull is freaking me out man.
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#1297
May 08 2004 at 2:20 AM
Better?
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#1298
May 08 2004 at 2:21 AM
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#1299
May 08 2004 at 2:21 AM
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#1300
May 08 2004 at 2:22 AM
Last before my work comp does it's virus scan.
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