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#177 May 21 2008 at 7:50 PM Rating: Decent
Smasharoo wrote:

If someone such as yourself were genuinely interested in proving himself right and perhaps educating a few people in the process, he might post sources for his numbers, papers supporting his views, or some other form of verifiable evidence.


Hahaha. Holy, sh*t. Where would you ever get the impression I was genuinely interested in educating you people? If someone really actually shows interest in something beyond "I hate you, you're mean, so I'm going to argue!" I think you'll find I'm happy to explain my point of view.

See the quantum physics thread, or the questions about linguistics in whatever thread that was.

If you're going to start with the assumption that we're intellectual equals, though, you'd better be right, and be able to suck it up if I make fun of you when you're wrong. Joph knows more than I do about a good many things. Catholicism, for example. I try to pull my own weight on the subject if he's posting, but I'll sometimes just ask if I don't know something. Flea knows a good deal more than me on other subjects, and I'll just ask if I don't know. Nexa knows more about gays and human sexuality than I do, among other things. Nobby knows more about playing guitar, or British history, and probably a dozen more things. Ditto Samira, Tare, etc. etc.

Your problem, Gabji's problem, most poster's problem, frankly is that they don't.

Not my fault.


I'd be willing to bet that I know a great deal more than you do on certain topics. However, when I realize I'm out of my league, I too refrain from posting. You'll notice my obvious absence in the aforementioned quantum physics thread. I understand the concepts and the logic quite well, but when you get into the higher math part of it, that's beyond me. Likewise, I can speak fairly well to history, especially with regards to science, but I'll typically refrain from any in-depth discussion on specific religions.

The difference between you and me is that you presume yourself to be an "intellecual", where as I'm a logician. I don't "know" a lot of things, but I'm particularly well adapted to figuring out problems and solutions to those problems. Thus, when I question your "truths", it's because I'm genuinely interested in determining whether you're full of **** or have something to offer in the way of furthering my own education on the subject. Your tendency to resort to erecting a glass house around your argument leaves me very little reason to assume the latter is true, and I'll continue to assume the former until proven otherwise.

#178 May 21 2008 at 7:54 PM Rating: Decent
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It's an interesting argument you make, that being correct isn't as important as demonstrating you're correct to people who can't be bothered to find out for themselves.


Glad you find it interesting, because for once, your interpretation is pretty much right on the money. In fact, isn't that what science is all about? Proving your correctness to people who otherwise have no motivation or no method to verify your claims? Simply declaring one's own opinion as truth does not make it valid - a concept you seem to struggle with.

#179 May 21 2008 at 7:59 PM Rating: Good
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Breaking them will not give you answers, analyzing why they are broken will.

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I'd be willing to bet that I know a great deal more than you do on certain topics.


Due respect, probably not. It's possible you have a vast storehouse of knowledge on, say, 17th century ship building or something, but I sort of doubt it. Come on with it, though. I'd certainly respect you a lot more if this were actually the case.


However, when I realize I'm out of my league, I too refrain from posting. You'll notice my obvious absence in the aforementioned quantum physics thread. I understand the concepts and the logic quite well, but when you get into the higher math part of it, that's beyond me. Likewise, I can speak fairly well to history, especially with regards to science, but I'll typically refrain from any in-depth discussion on specific religions.


I'll take your word for it. You're a lot more likely to know what you refrain from posting about then I am to attribute your absence to restraint.


The difference between you and me is that you presume yourself to be an "intellecual", where as I'm a logician.


You and I. Anyway, you're not a logician. All CS/IT people seem to think this for some reason, I'm not sure why. You, Gbaji, lots of other people. Logic is a formalized process. It goes beyond cause and effect. There are graduate level courses in logic for a reason, and it's not because it's difficult for people pursuing higher degrees to see through an Appeal to Authority fallacy.



I don't "know" a lot of things, but I'm particularly well adapted to figuring out problems and solutions to those problems.


Relative to what? See this is the problem we're having. You have a certain amount of ego invested in your abilities to do certain things. Things I'm sure you do better than many people, hell most people. You're falling prey to exactly what you're projecting onto me: assuming that you better understand logic than other people. You don't. It's ok. It's a trivial thing. If the bulk of your self esteem is invested in that concept though, it must be infuriating to deal with me.



Thus, when I question your "truths", it's because I'm genuinely interested in determining whether you're full of sh*t or have something to offer in the way of furthering my own education on the subject. Your tendency to resort to erecting a glass house around your argument leaves me very little reason to assume the latter is true, and I'll continue to assume the former until proven otherwise.


Your loss, I guess. You post as if I have something invested in changing your mind or convincing you of something. I don't. What's the ROI for me? You're incapable of gratitude towards me for doing so, we're well past that point. Your personality is largely predicated on mutual respect with people you feel equal to, but we're not equal and while I respect you as a person, I'm not likely to PM you for advice when I can't figure something out.

What's in it for me? Seriously. I prefer you being antagonistic, without a foil my time here is wasted. Someone has to be the Washington Generals, why not you?

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#181 May 21 2008 at 8:02 PM Rating: Good
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Glad you find it interesting, because for once, your interpretation is pretty much right on the money. In fact, isn't that what science is all about? Proving your correctness to people who otherwise have no motivation or no method to verify your claims? Simply declaring one's own opinion as truth does not make it valid - a concept you seem to struggle with.


I don't want to shock you, but we're not doing science here.

I get paid for that. This is what I do for fun. Hire me to do analysis if that's what you're looking for. I assure you, it's not difficult for me. It is, however, exceptionally boring.

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#182 May 21 2008 at 8:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Due respect, probably not. It's possible you have a vast storehouse of knowledge on, say, 17th century ship building or something, but I sort of doubt it. Come on with it, though. I'd certainly respect you a lot more if this were actually the case.

Actually I'm pretty sure you're wrong. You may not consider topics he is well versed in to be important though.
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Actually I'm pretty sure you're wrong. You may not consider topics he is well versed in to be important though.


Certainly possible. What do you suppose those topics would be?



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#184 May 21 2008 at 8:12 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm not certain, but it's highly probable that they exist. I'm mostly certain I could talk circles around you about competitive Smash Bros. and Battlebot engineering. Everyone has niche topics in which they are well versed.
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I'm mostly certain I could talk circles around you about competitive Smash Bros. and Battlebot engineering.


Yes, almost without question on the Smash Bros. thing. Probably the latter one, also, but I suspect I know enough about robotics to catch up pretty rapidly if I cared to.


Everyone has niche topics in which they are well versed.


I'm sure that's true, too. You were likely accurate earlier when you indicated that I probably wouldn't find most of them very interesting. Who knows, though! Maybe Stubbs is secretly holding out his vast knowledge of neuroplasticity. That would make me pretty happy.

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#186 May 21 2008 at 8:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dr Karl S. Kruszelnicki wrote:
The Greenhouse Effect, or Global Warming, or Climate Change, is a topic that generates a lot of heat and controversy. If your reading were confined to only the popular press, you would probably think that the climate scientists could not agree on anything about the Greenhouse Effect - in other words, that there was a lot of internal debate among the climate scientists as to whether Global Warming is actually happening. But the opposite is true - the climate scientists almost universally agree that not only is Climate Change real, but that we humans are causing it. [this article is one of a series of limited word articles. Elsewhere he goes more into "the obvious" that climate change happens all the time as part of natural cycles, but that the present "Climate Change" controversy is about whether humans can affect those cycles one way or the other]

Way back in 1824, the French scientist, Joseph Fourier, wrote one of the first papers on greenhouse gases. The Greenhouse Effect works like this. [Don't bother reading the italics if you know how it works]The Sun throws its rays upon our planet. The surface heats up, and radiates its warmth back into space. If there were no atmosphere, the surface temperature on Earth would be -15°C (which is what it is on the Moon). But the natural greenhouse gases in our atmosphere (such as water vapour, and yes, carbon dioxide) absorb some of this hradiated from the surface. If they then emitted this heat, and sent it all into space, our surface temperature would be about -15°C. But the gases send half into space and half back down to the ground. These natural greenhouse gases lift the surface temperature of the Earth by about 30 C° to a more pleasant +15°C.

Since modern industrialization began around 1750, carbon dioxide levels have risen by 31% from about 280 ppm (parts per million) to 368 ppm in the year 2000. [This article is a year old, but within that year that final figure was revised upwards] Over the whole of the 20th century two things happened, thanks to carbon dioxide (from the burning of fossil fuels) and other greenhouse gases. First, the temperature rose by about 0.6C°, while the average ocean level rose by about 20 cm. About half of this 20 cm rise is caused by glaciers on land melting, while the other half is caused by the fact that warmer water takes up more room. Increases so rapid and high haven't been seen for nearly a million years.

Now an important thing to realize in this debate is the role of the specialist. You wouldn't get a builder to do plumbing, and you wouldn't ask a pathologist to do some surgery. So if you wanted an opinion on climatology, you would not ask a meteorologist, or a virologist, botanist, metallurgist, or physicist - you would ask a climatologist. Among the climatologists, there is agreement that carbon dioxide levels are increasing, and that in turn, this is raising temperature and ocean levels. On December 3, 2004, Dr. Naomi Oreskes from the University of California analysed 928 scientific papers that dealt with "climate change", and that had been published in peer-reviewed journals between 1993 and 2003. Not one of these 928 papers disagreed with the consensus position, even though they may have disagreed in minor details.

So why do half of the articles about climate change in the popular non-scientific press put forward the idea that the climate scientists are deeply divided over the fundamental concepts of the Greenhouse Effect? Because, according to the Royal Society, huge companies that make their profits from the burning of fossil fuels stoke the fires of deliberate disinformation - such as the myth that the climate scientists have not reached a consensus.

On September 4, 2006, Bob Ward, the Senior Manager for Policy Communication at the Royal Society, wrote to Nick Thomas, the director of corporate affairs for ExxonMobil in the UK. The Royal Society, which had Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein as members, is the oldest and most prestigious scientific society in the world - and it's also deeply conservative. Mr. Ward asked why ExxonMobil paid millions of dollars to groups that "misrepresented the science of climate change by outright denial of the evidence." Such a strongly worded letter is very unusual for the Royal Society.

But science can make mistakes, and so science teaches humility. For example, up till the 1960s, geologists believed that the continents were locked in place - but the geologists were wrong. They admitted their mistake, and now we know that the continents drift around the surface of the globe at roughly the speed your fingernails grow at - about 5-10 cm per year. In the same way, even though the overwhelming majority of the climate scientists agree on the fundamentals of Global Warming, they could be wrong.

But climate change has been looked at very closely for a long time, so in this case, the scientific consensus is almost certainly correct. This leaves us with the hot problem of what to do about it.


I could wish he was a little more exact in his language in a couple of places, but I agree with his overall message, that I've also seen elsewhere, with slightly different figures if I remember them correctly; Of all the papers published in X time-frame up to the present day, by climatologists, or those subjects touching upon climate, in peer-reviewed scientific journals, at least 90% of those papers agreed Anthropogenic Climate Change was a real phenomenon that was having a measurable effect on the Earth.

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Instead of arguing about who has the credentials and who doesn't, why don't we get to know the facts about Global Warming? Now, I might just not understand this, but I assume that you and the rest of you posters (besides gbaji) and most other earthlings think Global Warming is being sped up by humans, is this right?

If so, why are the polar ice caps on Mars melting? We have no known evidence (Unless hidden by the Government) of other lifeforms on Mars that could be harming the ice caps on Mars. We also know that there were warming periods in older times such as the Dark Ages. Maybe it's just a cyclical process?

Natural Climate change mostly happens from changes in the Sun, and changes in the orbit of the Earth around the Sun. Mars is also subject to these changes. From memory, the general consensus is that the Earth is in an inter-glacial period (is between Ice-Ages), AND IS NATURALLY WARMING AT THE MOMENT, due to Sun and orbit activity. So it's not surprising that Mars, too, is going through a warming period. Where Human Caused (Anthropogenic) Climate Change comes in, is that, according to the maths, the warming the Earth should have gone through in the past century is 60% less than the actual warming it has gone through. In other words, 40% of last century's CLimate Change was due to the natural climate cycle of the Earth, and 60% of it was due to the EXTRA greenhouse gasses pumped into the air through human activity.
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Of all the papers published in X time-frame up to the present day, by climatologists, or those subjects touching upon climate, in peer-reviewed scientific journals, at least 90% of those papers agreed Anthropogenic Climate Change was a real phenomenon that was having a measurable effect on the Earth.


But 90% of all the papers published between 1500 and 1560 agreed the Sun orbited the Earth!!!
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#188 May 21 2008 at 8:29 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd be willing to bet that I know a great deal more than you do on certain topics.


Due respect, probably not. It's possible you have a vast storehouse of knowledge on, say, 17th century ship building or something, but I sort of doubt it. Come on with it, though. I'd certainly respect you a lot more if this were actually the case.


Computer networking and infrastructure. Pick a sub-topic and offer something for debate. BGP? VPN? Core routing? VOIP? Traffic shaping? Penetration testing? Protocol analysis and debugging? All areas in which I have vast experience. I have previously alluded to the fact that I was a senior network engineer at a fairly large multi-national corporation until I gave up the job to become a developer at a small marketing firm where I am now.

Computer software / programming: C# is my speciality, but I'll go toe to toe with you on pretty much any programming challenge, except of course those involving complex math, which I've already admitted is a weakness of mine. I'm also a veteran Illustrator / Photoshop / Flash user (a significant level above the typical internet hobbyist). Again, pick a sub-topic and we'll go 'round.

Of course, these are practical areas of knowledge that I use every day. I'll concede that you vastly outrank me on the topics of say, 19th century philosophy, contemporary literature, or any number of what I consider "intellectual" topics. I'm fine with that - I have no use for such information 99% of the time, and most of the times it would come in handy, I'm willing to concede defeat vs the cost of investing my time in further educating myself on such a topic.

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However, when I realize I'm out of my league, I too refrain from posting. You'll notice my obvious absence in the aforementioned quantum physics thread. I understand the concepts and the logic quite well, but when you get into the higher math part of it, that's beyond me. Likewise, I can speak fairly well to history, especially with regards to science, but I'll typically refrain from any in-depth discussion on specific religions.


I'll take your word for it. You're a lot more likely to know what you refrain from posting about then I am to attribute your absence to restraint.


Fair enough.

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The difference between you and me is that you presume yourself to be an "intellecual", where as I'm a logician.


You and I. Anyway, you're not a logician. All CS/IT people seem to think this for some reason, I'm not sure why. You, Gbaji, lots of other people. Logic is a formalized process. It goes beyond cause and effect. There are graduate level courses in logic for a reason, and it's not because it's difficult for people pursuing higher degrees to see through an Appeal to Authority fallacy.


It's called common sense. Deductive reasoning and problem solving skills don't require a college level education.

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I don't "know" a lot of things, but I'm particularly well adapted to figuring out problems and solutions to those problems.


Relative to what? See this is the problem we're having. You have a certain amount of ego invested in your abilities to do certain things. Things I'm sure you do better than many people, hell most people. You're falling prey to exactly what you're projecting onto me: assuming that you better understand logic than other people.


Relative to problems and occurrences in every day life, mine specifically, but generally speaking, others as well.

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You don't. It's ok. It's a trivial thing. If the bulk of your self esteem is invested in that concept though, it must be infuriating to deal with me.


And here we have the primary difference between you and me showing its ugly face again. I don't presume that you are an idiot or that you don't understand. I give you the benefit of the doubt and the chance to prove yourself. Your failure to do so is not my problem, nor can I affect change on that situation. I certainly try to point out your fallacy in hopes that you'll find the correct path, but so far, my efforts have been in vain. You on the other hand do emphatically presume that I am incapable of comprehending things at your level. Couple that with the fact that you're a lazy *** and we arrive at a situation where you invariably fail to produce any confirmation of pretty much anything you say. Opinions are like assholes and shall be treated as such.


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Thus, when I question your "truths", it's because I'm genuinely interested in determining whether you're full of sh*t or have something to offer in the way of furthering my own education on the subject. Your tendency to resort to erecting a glass house around your argument leaves me very little reason to assume the latter is true, and I'll continue to assume the former until proven otherwise.


Your loss, I guess. You post as if I have something invested in changing your mind or convincing you of something. I don't. What's the ROI for me? You're incapable of gratitude towards me for doing so, we're well past that point.


Gratitude for what.. calling me stupid. Smiley: looney

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Your personality is largely predicated on mutual respect with people you feel equal to, but we're not equal and while I respect you as a person, I'm not likely to PM you for advice when I can't figure something out.


I consider very few people my equal. That's not to say I consider myself better than anyone who's not. Furthermore, I really am not interested in providing general advice to you or anyone else on this board, so I guess that's one less point of contention.

Summary: I don't think you're stupid, but you'd be hard pressed to convince me that you're not a clueless asshole. It's possible, but would require a significant change in the way you approach pretty much any discussion with me - a change it would seem you are all but dead set against.

Edited, May 21st 2008 11:31pm by BrownDuck
#189 May 21 2008 at 8:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Computer software / programming: C# is my speciality, but I'll go toe to toe with you on pretty much any programming challenge, except of course those involving complex math, which I've already admitted is a weakness of mine. I'm also a veteran Illustrator / Photoshop / Flash user (a significant level above the typical internet hobbyist). Again, pick a sub-topic and we'll go 'round.
You forgot to mention your weakness in Boolean logic. Smiley: laugh
#190 May 21 2008 at 8:35 PM Rating: Decent
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BrownDuck wrote:
Computer software / programming: C# is my speciality, but I'll go toe to toe with you on pretty much any programming challenge, except of course those involving complex math, which I've already admitted is a weakness of mine. I'm also a veteran Illustrator / Photoshop / Flash user (a significant level above the typical internet hobbyist). Again, pick a sub-topic and we'll go 'round.
You forgot to mention your weakness in Boolean logic. Smiley: laugh


With all due respect, I was presenting a concept, not teaching C#. It's called pseudo-code. Your obsession with what you perceive to be a failure is quite funny, though.

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Archfiend MDenham wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
Computer software / programming: C# is my speciality, but I'll go toe to toe with you on pretty much any programming challenge, except of course those involving complex math, which I've already admitted is a weakness of mine. I'm also a veteran Illustrator / Photoshop / Flash user (a significant level above the typical internet hobbyist). Again, pick a sub-topic and we'll go 'round.
You forgot to mention your weakness in Boolean logic. Smiley: laugh


With all due respect, I was presenting a concept, not teaching C#. It's called pseudo-code. Your obsession with what you perceive to be a failure is quite funny, though.

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#192 May 21 2008 at 8:50 PM Rating: Good
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No, I just enjoy beating a good joke into the ground.


Careful. You're encroaching on Mindel's domain. Smiley: grin
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I don't presume that you are an idiot or that you don't understand. I give you the benefit of the doubt and the chance to prove yourself. Your failure to do so is not my problem


It would appear it is. I'm not the one randomly making off point posts about you personally. This is a one way fascination, sport.

Computer networking and infrastructure.

Almost definitely not the case.


Pick a sub-topic and offer something for debate. BGP? VPN? Core routing? VOIP? Traffic shaping? Penetration testing? Protocol analysis and debugging? All areas in which I have vast experience. I have previously alluded to the fact that I was a senior network engineer at a fairly large multi-national corporation until I gave up the job to become a developer at a small marketing firm where I am now.


Maybe BGP. I'm uncertain what we'd argue about, though.



Computer software / programming: C# is my speciality, but I'll go toe to toe with you on pretty much any programming challenge, except of course those involving complex math, which I've already admitted is a weakness of mine.


It's just code, though. I have no idea what the "challenge" would be. It's like having a challenge over who can better add 2 digit numbers. There's a reason 20 million guys in Bangalore can write it almost as well as we can. I'll occasionally come up with something really elegant or clever that's not an existing technique, but really, what are we talking about here?


I'm also a veteran Illustrator / Photoshop / Flash user (a significant level above the typical internet hobbyist). Again, pick a sub-topic and we'll go 'round.


Hey there you go. You win hands down there. Aside from interface design, I've never used any of them for much. I'm sure you could layer four images together without using the magic lasso and end up with a better looking smaller image. Or whatever.

This is all kind of mundane, boring sh*t, though, isn't it? As you said, you do it every day. I could do your job. If there's a thread about how to do something in Photoshop, I'll defer to you. What I think you'll find I won't do is arbitrarily argue with you when I don't know much about it and demand that you prove something is effective.

See? We'll have simple ground rules. I'll take your word for it on Photoshop, and you take mine on everything else.

Seems fair, no?

:)


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#194 May 21 2008 at 8:52 PM Rating: Decent
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No, I just enjoy beating a good joke into the ground.


Careful. You're encroaching on Mindel's domain. Smiley: grin
The difference is that I'm nice.

And not that "creepy" fake nice that seems to crop up every once in a while, either.
#195 May 21 2008 at 9:10 PM Rating: Default
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I don't presume that you are an idiot or that you don't understand. I give you the benefit of the doubt and the chance to prove yourself. Your failure to do so is not my problem


It would appear it is. I'm not the one randomly making off point posts about you personally. This is a one way fascination, sport.


What can I say, you paint yourself as a fairly large target. An easy one at that. There was a time I would fling poo at BT just as easily. I grew tired of his repetition, however. I suppose that day will come with you as well.

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Computer networking and infrastructure.

Almost definitely not the case.


FTFY.

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Pick a sub-topic and offer something for debate. BGP? VPN? Core routing? VOIP? Traffic shaping? Penetration testing? Protocol analysis and debugging? All areas in which I have vast experience. I have previously alluded to the fact that I was a senior network engineer at a fairly large multi-national corporation until I gave up the job to become a developer at a small marketing firm where I am now.


Maybe BGP. I'm uncertain what we'd argue about, though.


Well, use of the word argue relative to my statement would be to discuss any given problem and the merit and effectiveness of any/all possible solutions.


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Computer software / programming: C# is my speciality, but I'll go toe to toe with you on pretty much any programming challenge, except of course those involving complex math, which I've already admitted is a weakness of mine.


It's just code, though. I have no idea what the "challenge" would be. It's like having a challenge over who can better add 2 digit numbers. There's a reason 20 million guys in Bangalore can write it as well as we can. I'll occasionally come up with something really elegant or clever that's not an existing technique, but really, what are we talking about here?


You're right. Any monkey can write code. The "challenge" is in architecting that code in a way that solves the problem and leaves the code stable and maintainable in line with whatever corporate policies you are bound to. It is this general area where 20 million guys in bangalore will fail 9 times out of 10, and is the primary reason system design remains a fairly domestic occupation. I could recall the 2 weeks I spent in Philadephia working 20 hours a day practically rewriting a system for Exxon Mobil's speed pass program due to the inadequacies of a "talented" group of programmers from India as a prime example, but I don't feel like rehashing that drama here.

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I'm also a veteran Illustrator / Photoshop / Flash user (a significant level above the typical internet hobbyist). Again, pick a sub-topic and we'll go 'round.


Hey there you go. You win hands down there.


Smiley: thumbsup

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Aside from interface design, I've never used any of them for much. I'm sure you could layer four images together without using the magic lasso and end up with a better looking smaller image. Or whatever.


Should have known you wouldn't stop without some lame backhanded comment in some attempt to reduce the skill level requirement that differentiates us in this area. You wonder why I make snide remarks about you? This right here.

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This is all kind of mundane, boring sh*t, though, isn't it? As you said, you do it every day. I could do your job. If there's a thread about how to do something in Photoshop, I'll defer to you. What I think you'll find I won't do is arbitrarily argue with you when I don't know much about it and demand that you prove something is effective.


Fair enough. I have no desire to debate politics or modern philosophy with you on an internet forum. I will however discuss the specifics of individual scenarios within this larger context where my general knowledge is up to par. I suppose you'll continue to dismiss me entirely rather than engage my argument and its potential validity. Rather cowardly approach, IMO, but to each his own.

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See? We'll have simple ground rules. I'll take your word for it on Photoshop, and you take mine on everything else.


Except that we've already clarified that I don't take anyone's word for it strictly on the basis of self-qualification. If I ask for supporting commentary or evidence on a particular subject, take the time it takes you to come up with those incredibly ridiculous comments and copy/paste a link or two. I guarantee you I'll bow out of the conversation much earlier in the face of clear factual evidence that supports your take on a given subject.


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#196 May 21 2008 at 9:14 PM Rating: Decent
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No, I just enjoy beating a good joke into the ground.


Careful. You're encroaching on Mindel's domain. Smiley: grin
The difference is that I'm nice.

And not that "creepy" fake nice that seems to crop up every once in a while, either.


I couldn't agree more. I think you're a pretty damn good poster, if my opinion accounts for anything.
#197 May 21 2008 at 9:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Should have known you wouldn't stop without some lame backhanded comment in some attempt to reduce the skill level requirement that differentiates us in this area.


Your reading too much into it. I don't know enough about Photoshop to come up with a better example. Literally.


You're right. Any monkey can write code. The "challenge" is in architecting that code in a way that solves the problem and leaves the code stable and maintainable in line with whatever corporate policies you are bound to. It is this general area where 20 million guys in bangalore will fail 9 times out of 10, and is the primary reason system design remains a fairly domestic occupation.


No, it's that they didn't start teaching it until recently. Career-wise, I'd look into trying to get into upper management. The market for system design in this country is going to get smaller and smaller in the next 20 years. IT workers are going to be the auto workers of 2025. Left with a set of skills that's not that valuable and unrealistic income expectations.

Anyway, a subject for another time.


Except that we've already clarified that I don't take anyone's word for it strictly on the basis of self-qualification.


Ok. Let me clarify that this isn't my problem and that I couldn't care less.

Surely this is obvious by now?


If I ask for supporting commentary or evidence on a particular subject, take the time it takes you to come up with those incredibly ridiculous comments and copy/paste a link or two.


Let me ask, again: Why would I do this? Why would I rob everyone of the joy of laughing at you when you lose it and start calling me stupid? There are two reasons I post. I post about topics I'm interested in other people's opinions on, and I post to push other people over that little tipping point of civility. Granted sometimes this has annoying consequences, like your endless fascination with me, but on balance it's just funny.

You're taking what we do here: Post largely anonymous messages on an internet forum hosted by a site about video games, far, far, far, far too seriously. It's meaningless. It's one step above shouting at the television. Most of the time, I'm on the phone with Nexa or 12 tabling holdem or watching TV and laughing at this place. Lighten the **** up, already. It's not a corporation. We're not working. We're not curing cancer.
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#198 May 21 2008 at 9:38 PM Rating: Default
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You're taking what we do here: Post largely anonymous messages on an internet forum hosted by a site about video games, far, far, far, far too seriously. It's meaningless. It's one step above shouting at the television. Most of the time, I'm on the phone with Nexa or 12 tabling holdem or watching TV and laughing at this place. Lighten the @#%^ up, already. It's not a corporation. We're not working. We're not curing cancer.


Not really. I think perhaps you (and others) misinterpret my feelings toward this place. When I come here, I look at this as nothing more than a typical conversation I might have with friends at a bar over a few beers - mostly jovial, but occasionally valuable discussion. Therefore, when certain subjects come up, yes, I seek further information, particularly when someone goes to the extend of quoting numbers or facts that they obviously could not have come up with on their own. It makes me want to know where that information is coming from, because if it's truly out there, I could probably learn a lot more from the information directly rather than merely limiting my input to the opinion of a facetious drunk in a bar poster on a forum.

In short, the disconnect between me and several of you is that I look at this as a conversation. The setting or context of the conversation is irrelevant to me. That is to say, I don't give any reasonably sincere/serious conversations to be had here on a forum any less merit than conversations I might have in a bar, over dinner, or any other general setting. Consequently, I approach those conversations with the same vigor and motivation as I would any other conversation, and thus, am just as likely to call you on your facts if I think you're full of ****.
#199 May 21 2008 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good
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Not really. I think perhaps you (and others) misinterpret my feelings toward this place. When I come here, I look at this as nothing more than a typical conversation I might have with friends at a bar over a few beers - mostly jovial, but occasionally valuable discussion. Therefore, when certain subjects come up, yes, I seek further information, particularly when someone goes to the extend of quoting numbers or facts that they obviously could not have come up with on their own. It makes me want to know where that information is coming from, because if it's truly out there, I could probably learn a lot more from the information directly rather than merely limiting my input to the opinion of a facetious drunk in a bar poster on a forum.


THEN FUCKING LOOK IT UP

Christ, what is it, laziness? If I could link it, you could google it. Are your research skills *really* that bad? This is honestly your take? "Well that seems like an interesting fact, I wonder if that's legit? I'll just badger this person to link a web page I could find in fifteen seconds, and if they don't, I'll just assume it's not true"


In short, the disconnect between me and several of you is that I look at this as a conversation. The setting or context of the conversation is irrelevant to me. That is to say, I don't give any reasonably sincere/serious conversations to be had here on a forum any less merit than conversations I might have in a bar, over dinner, or any other general setting. Consequently, I approach those conversations with the same vigor and motivation as I would any other conversation, and thus, am just as likely to call you on your facts if I think you're full of sh*t.


Really? So if I quoted a completely valid statistic at dinner, you'd demand that we stop eating and that I show you proof that it was valid? I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you don't get invited to that many dinner parties.

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#200 May 21 2008 at 9:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Not really. I think perhaps you (and others) misinterpret my feelings toward this place. When I come here, I look at this as nothing more than a typical conversation I might have with friends at a bar over a few beers - mostly jovial, but occasionally valuable discussion. Therefore, when certain subjects come up, yes, I seek further information, particularly when someone goes to the extend of quoting numbers or facts that they obviously could not have come up with on their own. It makes me want to know where that information is coming from, because if it's truly out there, I could probably learn a lot more from the information directly rather than merely limiting my input to the opinion of a facetious drunk in a bar poster on a forum.


THEN FUCKING LOOK IT UP

Christ, what is it, laziness? If I could link it, you could google it. Are your research skills *really* that bad? This is honestly your take? "Well that seems like an interesting fact, I wonder if that's legit? I'll just badger this person to link a web page I could find in fifteen seconds, and if they don't, I'll just assume it's not true"


Tell me, what would I search on google to identify the percent of PhDs that agree that global warming is a concern? Assuming it was a valid statistic, you must have gotten it from somewhere, and are thus far more likely to point me in the right direction than my initial attempt at googling it. Sure, I could probably find it after several minutes or hours of searching and scouring documents, but I could also just ask you where you got your numbers and be done a lot quicker. I really don't understand how you repeatedly fail to comprehend this logic.

Having said that, in the event that you cannot or will not provide such evidence, if I feel there is strong enough counter evidence, I will do the research and have done so in the past (see: any of my arguments with Singdall and several of my arguments with Gbaji).

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In short, the disconnect between me and several of you is that I look at this as a conversation. The setting or context of the conversation is irrelevant to me. That is to say, I don't give any reasonably sincere/serious conversations to be had here on a forum any less merit than conversations I might have in a bar, over dinner, or any other general setting. Consequently, I approach those conversations with the same vigor and motivation as I would any other conversation, and thus, am just as likely to call you on your facts if I think you're full of sh*t.


Really? So if I quoted a completely valid statistic at dinner, you'd demand that we stop eating and that I show you proof that it was valid? I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you don't get invited to that many dinner parties.


Not at all. Assuming the statistic directly contradicted what I know or perceive to be true, I'd simply indicate that I'm interested in whatever research led you to that statistic and ask that you email it to me later. If that seems rather unorthodox to you, I'll hazard a guess that you typically dine or interact with people who don't question your views. Maybe this is because you find it easier to bolster your ego, or maybe you just can't handle people challenging your views. I could arrive at either conclusion based on your attitude here, so I'm not sure which is more likely.
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Tell me, what would I search on google to identify the percent of PhDs that agree that global warming is a concern?


I tried this, to see how difficult it was. It took me maybe 90 seconds. 75% it seems, according to exhaustive metanaylsis of published papers in peer reviewed journals. I'm not going to link it, because it's funnier this way, but to verify I went through the effort, I'll state that the analysis was done by a woman, and she has a PhD from Stanford.

I'd imagine anyone could find it in under 5 minutes.


Assuming it was a valid statistic, you must have gotten it from somewhere, and are thus far more likely to point me in the right direction than my initial attempt at googling it. Sure, I could probably find it after several minutes or hours of searching and scouring documents, but I could also just ask you where you got your numbers and be done a lot quicker. I really don't understand how you repeatedly fail to comprehend this logic.


I fail to see the value in linking something. People link things all the time that are completely worthless. 99% of the time when someone links something, I'm going to research it anyway if I care much about it, rather than lending it more credence because someone provided a hyper link to a web page. Even if Joph links to a peer reviewed paper, I'm likely to hit Google Scholar and see what else is out there. No, I'm going to have to go with laziness, sorry.


Not at all. Assuming the statistic directly contradicted what I know or perceive to be true, I'd simply indicate that I'm interested in whatever research led you to that statistic and ask that you email it to me later.


I'm amazed anyone does this.


If that seems rather unorthodox to you, I'll hazard a guess that you typically dine or interact with people who don't question your views. Maybe this is because you find it easier to bolster your ego, or maybe you just can't handle people challenging your views.


I mostly hang out with poker players, few of whom share my views. We largely talk about poker or game theory or politics. Rarely do we discuss climate change. I'm trying to imagine asking one of them to email the source of something without laughing, but it's really not working out.



I could arrive at either conclusion based on your attitude here, so I'm not sure which is more likely.


While I find your psuedo-psychobabble analysis of me funny, you don't really believe my posting persona and my actual personality are the same, do you?




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