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Who's Cooler, J-lo or Christina?Follow
I'm thinkin Christina. She's still hot as a brunette and J-Lo could never go blonde.
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J-Lo could go blond, you'd be surprised.
Allanis Morrisette is coming back too, although she has decided to come back as a lesbian.
Allanis Morrisette is coming back too, although she has decided to come back as a lesbian.
Christina
[:piratemonkeyholdingmountaindew:]
[:piratemonkeyholdingmountaindew:]
bah to both Britaney pwns
Pshaw, the violnist chick from The Cruxshadows is teh hotness.
DamthebiTch wrote:
Admittedly it's 0300 I am on duty and have been up for almost 24 hours straight now but Sara Evans is on TV and Damn she looks good.
Edited, Thu Apr 29 23:17:36 2004 by trickybeck
Oh man I'm getting a tooth ache just reading all these Smash threads.
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Pfft, I scoff at Britney, J-Lo, and Christina.
If we're staying in the genre of music, the bassist from Coal Chamber would not only win in a beauty contest, but she'd probably stab them or something.
If we're staying in the genre of music, the bassist from Coal Chamber would not only win in a beauty contest, but she'd probably stab them or something.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Oh man I'm getting a tooth ache just reading all these Smash threads.
'cause Smash is just too sweet darn it!
Twiztid Samurai wrote
Saw coal chamber at a club in town with slipknot one time, that chick bassist was hot. I felt bad for her thought she was stupid enough to jump in the pit and got hands in bad places.
You could tell once she got out that she regretted it.
Edited, Fri Apr 30 02:51:58 2004 by bhodisattva
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If we're staying in the genre of music, the bassist from Coal Chamber would not only win in a beauty contest, but she'd probably stab them or something.
Saw coal chamber at a club in town with slipknot one time, that chick bassist was hot. I felt bad for her thought she was stupid enough to jump in the pit and got hands in bad places.
You could tell once she got out that she regretted it.
Edited, Fri Apr 30 02:51:58 2004 by bhodisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Id rather go with the singer for Evenesence than either of the 3
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Id rather go with the singer for Evenesence
thats the singer from 12stones you friggin nancy
Raven haired Christina does it for me, dark and sexy all rolled into one.
You ought to see one of the singers that performs at my place... short (5'5") long blonde hair, and thin, with gorgeous blue eyes. Then the model that also waitresses oh my goodness, tall, skinny blonde with a stomach flatter than a pancake and a winning personality that is down to earth. The red heads though... WOWZA!!!!! SO you can have all the fantasies you want, I can see these gals in the flesh, and they pay me :)
Yeah, you're married, though. And have morals.
Whereas I'm married and only don't cheat because my wife's good with a Browning from about 30 yards.
Whereas I'm married and only don't cheat because my wife's good with a Browning from about 30 yards.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Brittney all the way, since J-lo AND Christina both do the darkies... and Britney has not shone any liking towards the dark side...
and the Guitarrist from Kitty is pretty fine too...
and the Guitarrist from Kitty is pretty fine too...
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Brittney all the way, since J-lo AND Christina both do the darkies... and Britney has not shone any liking towards the dark side...
and the Guitarrist from Kitty is pretty fine too...
and the Guitarrist from Kitty is pretty fine too...
Ooooo! A racist remark. This should be interesting. I'd start the flames, but really, all I do well is Limericks.
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Brittney all the way, since J-lo AND Christina both do the darkies... and Britney has not shone any liking towards the dark side...
Wrong forum.
You want the Asylum.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
sweet dude... you went to the trouble of finding that pic, and posting it on this forum... sweet guy you got a life! not
Yeah, I had a few free minutes. Figured why not hook a brotha up.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
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Jessica Simpson is hotter. Too bad she's so stupid.
Jessica Simpson has Tig old Bitties
Yeah, J.S. makes my top 5.
Edited, Fri Apr 30 21:00:21 2004 by HeresJohnny
Edited, Fri Apr 30 21:00:21 2004 by HeresJohnny
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
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