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They're really cheap, and I need some kind of sugary kick to function in the morning.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Just take a cup of sugar and put a teaspoon of coffee in it, then add milk to taste.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Sir Xsarus wrote:
I don't know why anyone would eat them ever.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
cynyck wrote:
Just take a cup of sugar and put a teaspoon of coffee in it, then add milk to taste.
lolgaxe wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
I don't know why anyone would eat them ever.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Pop tarts are horrifyingly nasty. I don't know why anyone would eat them ever.
I can't argue with that, I eat tons of stuff that aren't so great. I've eaten so many cheap cups of ramen that I'm perpetually conscious of all the salt I'm taking in.
Salt is coming out of my pores and tears... oh wait, it's supposed to do that.
someproteinguy wrote:
Hopefully they're also good right before sitting at the computer and staring off into space for 2 hours.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
So anyway when the wife wakes you up and asks if you can clean up the bathroom at 4am it's never a good thing. Yay for people having stomach bugs. 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Also, people are drilling into the wall outside my office. Like literally right on the other side of the wall. It's loud and making me want to hurt something cute. 
Yes BDT is temporarily doubling as my own personal twitter. Did you really have to ask?
Edited, Mar 17th 2016 11:08am by someproteinguy
Yes BDT is temporarily doubling as my own personal twitter. Did you really have to ask?
Edited, Mar 17th 2016 11:08am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Use the lab rats. That's what they're there for.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
All our rats have already been processed into protein samples. Suppose it's time to set a few traps and restock.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
you eat the rats?
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
someproteinguy wrote:
All our rats have already been processed into protein samples.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Horsemouth wrote:
you eat the rats?
Because science.
Edited, Mar 17th 2016 12:01pm by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
All our rats have already been processed into protein samples.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Can't be worse than watermelon flavor.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That's an excellent point. Besides nothing says "please stop drilling on my office wall" quite like a mostly dead rat stapled to a burnt toaster pastry. Well hopefully at least...
If not, then possibly another reason to keep people locked up in those ivory towers.
Edited, Mar 17th 2016 12:31pm by someproteinguy
If not, then possibly another reason to keep people locked up in those ivory towers.
Edited, Mar 17th 2016 12:31pm by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
watermelon flavored rate paste ?
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
Wrap it in dough and call it a hot pocket. 
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
someproteinguy wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
you eat the rats?
Because science.
Edited, Mar 17th 2016 12:01pm by someproteinguy
Do you work for Aperture Laboratories or something? haha
Also Watermelon is delicious, watermelon pop tarts... ehhh... that might be too much.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Also just because nothing is ever big enough, Eve is soon letting you dock your 15km long spaceship in a player-made death-star sized space stations.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
First, I want that Spider-Tsuman. Second, if I created a Death Star I would drive it into a planet.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Well Spider-tsuman is only like $5, assuming you can get in and out without the little one picking up $200 worth of random Frozen mechanize. Much cheaper than a Roomba either way.
Unfortunately they don't let you move the space stations.
On the plus side though they equipped them with weapons that knock the giant spaceships around like bowling pins; so there's still plenty of potential amusement to be had.
Edited, Mar 22nd 2016 12:09pm by someproteinguy
Unfortunately they don't let you move the space stations.
On the plus side though they equipped them with weapons that knock the giant spaceships around like bowling pins; so there's still plenty of potential amusement to be had.
Edited, Mar 22nd 2016 12:09pm by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Mine has gotten better at not throwing temper tantrums for not getting what she wants. Of course, that's because she's learned how to be manipulatively passive aggressive to get what she wants, which works for her. Not so much for my wallet, though.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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