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#22902 Jul 23 2013 at 12:06 PM Rating: Good
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That's... a really good comparison, actually.
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#22903 Jul 23 2013 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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The beer to cupcakes one?
#22904 Jul 23 2013 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah.

To help you understand, take the cannoli cupcake. It's a delicious cake filled with italian-style sweet cream and chocolate chips, iced with the same cream, and topped with a mini cannoli. If you like cannoli's, it's ridiculously good. I think they toned down the sweetness of the cream some, compared to regular cannolis, to adjust for the quantity, so it's just perfect.

Or you say you like pie? Well, the black forest is a chocolate cupcake filled with cherry pie-style filling, topped with a cherry buttercream, and topped with a drizzle of chocolate ganache.

God, now I want a Crumbs cupcake.
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#22905 Jul 23 2013 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Or you say you like pie? Well, the black forest is a chocolate cupcake filled with cherry pie-style filling, topped with a cherry buttercream, and topped with a drizzle of chocolate ganache.
Lacks the Kirschwasser (~45% ABV cherry liquor). Also the Schwartzwalder Kirschtörte on which it is obviously based is a cake and not a pie. Smiley: tongue


But yeah, I just don't care much for pastries in general so it's hard to get me excited for a cupcake.
#22906 Jul 23 2013 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
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Well, if you're ever in NYC, get your *** into a crumbs. You'll get really excited by cupcakes really quickly.
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#22907 Jul 23 2013 at 4:26 PM Rating: Good
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Well, should I go to the US anytime soon I'd go to the west coast anyway Smiley: tongue
#22908 Jul 23 2013 at 4:45 PM Rating: Good
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Ew, why?
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#22909 Jul 23 2013 at 5:11 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Ew, why?

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#22910 Jul 23 2013 at 6:49 PM Rating: Good
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California and Oregon are the place to be for beer. Especially around San Diego where the world class breweries seem to grow like mushrooms.
#22911 Jul 23 2013 at 6:51 PM Rating: Good
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Also, you guys live in New Jersey and Texas, I mean, seriously?
#22912 Jul 23 2013 at 7:22 PM Rating: Good
well then. if you ever come visit me i'll have to drag you to Sweet Life. I've never been to NYC so I have no idea how good Crumbs is, but Sweet Life is a really popular patisserie here. They have tarts, cookies, pie, cake, cannolis, pretty much anything you can think of. It's amazing.
#22913 Jul 23 2013 at 8:24 PM Rating: Good
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That's fine with me, as long as you can take them home and serve a nice stout with them.
#22914 Jul 23 2013 at 9:37 PM Rating: Good
We can discuss that with my primary. He'd probably have a good idea about pairings. Way more than I would be in any case.
#22915 Jul 23 2013 at 9:40 PM Rating: Good
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i'm also not a fan of cake either, except of the cheese variety.
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#22916 Jul 23 2013 at 10:27 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
We can discuss that with my primary. He'd probably have a good idea about pairings. Way more than I would be in any case.
Anything chocolate-y goes well with the right stout or a sour that's on the sweeter side with a strong cherry flavour.
#22917 Jul 24 2013 at 7:01 AM Rating: Good
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i'm also not a fan of cake either, except of the cheese variety.

Y'all need Jesus.
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#22918 Jul 24 2013 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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We're talking pastries, not tacos.

Monteleone in Brooklyn for cheesecake. Best ever.

Edited, Jul 24th 2013 9:20am by lolgaxe
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#22919 Jul 24 2013 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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I learned today that there is apparently a place called Nederland in Colorado. I wonder how you 'muricans butchered the pronunciation of that. Can't be good considering that you turned Breukelen into Brooklyn.
#22920 Jul 24 2013 at 8:35 AM Rating: Good
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I learned that today as well... Did you learn it on Buzzfeed? Smiley: lol

Also, we won New Netherlands fair and square and it's our right to do with the names as we please.

Also, I've been boring my coworkers with stories about William of Nassau all day. They aren't appreciating it, but I'm having fun.
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#22921 Jul 24 2013 at 8:40 AM Rating: Good
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If I recall correctly, the British bought most of the Dutch colonies around New Amsterdam. And I didn't learn it from Buzzfeed.





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#22922 Jul 24 2013 at 8:53 AM Rating: Good
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Nope, they captured the territories in the second Anglo-Dutch War (which was otherwise a Dutch victory). The Dutch reclaimed it during the third Anglo-Dutch War, but had to ultimately cede it in light of going bankrupt in simultaneous wars against the British and French.
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#22923 Jul 24 2013 at 9:00 AM Rating: Good
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Ah, I thought at least parts were paid for, although I am not that knowledgeable about that part of Dutch colonialism. Probably because the Dutch west indies company wasn't a big success and went bankrupt multiple times whereas the East indies company was a behemoth of an organization with a private army larger than that of most countries, well until it crumbled under corruption and mismanagement anyway.
#22924 Jul 24 2013 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, the Dutch originally "purchased" the land from the Natives, in typical colonial fashion. During the second war, which was launched by the English, they were attempting to unify their colonial holdings. So they seized New Amsterdam and Fort Orange, which were logistically important locations. But they didn't seize all Dutch holdings, which allowed the fleet to counterattack in the next war.

Thing is, "captured" was largely because there were only token forces there, and the colonists were not fans of the Dutch leadership, who failed to protect them from native assaults. They didn't receive much better treatment from the British at the time, either, unfortunately. It isn't too hard to understand why New York was a center of patriotism during the revolution. Smiley: lol

And with the Dutch Empire being spread too thin, it wasn't much for them to give up their new world holdings. They were always more successful as accountants and middlemen anyway. Smiley: lol
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#22925 Jul 24 2013 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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Most of the middle men part came from not wanting to ship silver and gold to the east because that had to be bought from Spain or Portugal and they were at war with them. So then they went to Japan and set up a large trading network based for a large part off of the gold and silver they got from their trade monopoly with Japan.


Edit: Also, as far as the continuous wars go, that was a somewhat odd thing too. I know the naval war hero the street I was born is named after was a naval war hero because he defeated the English and the French a bunch of times but at the same time he was also knighted in both France and England (and the Netherlands of course).

Edited, Jul 24th 2013 5:29pm by Aethien
#22926 Jul 24 2013 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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Why is it that when digg said he was sick I thought, "well, it sounds like he survived," and when Aeth said it was oppressively hot I thought, "yeah, heat sucks."

But when PT said she was sick I thought, "oh, poor girl, I hope she's O.K. She needs some medical advice. I should make a post on reddit to have people send her free pizza." Smiley: laugh

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