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#22877 Jul 22 2013 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Let me try summoning him:

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This really made me laugh. I don't know why it's important to me to make that clear, but it is.

You know he's going to show up at some point and try to act like nothing happened.

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#22878 Jul 22 2013 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
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Well, at the end of the day, a three-day binge isn't that noteworthy. Smiley: lol
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#22879 Jul 22 2013 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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Well I just hope that if he hurt himself it's in a funny way so we can laugh about it.
#22880 Jul 22 2013 at 3:11 PM Rating: Good
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Where do you think you are?

We'll laugh about it regardless of how it happened.
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#22881 Jul 22 2013 at 3:28 PM Rating: Good
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It's not as much fun if he didn't do something stupid to cause it.
#22882 Jul 22 2013 at 3:39 PM Rating: Good
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Yeah, I mean, you only partied and got laid all weekend and now you have a hangover. Your life really sucks. Smiley: tongue

It's not a hangover! Smiley: tongue
#22883 Jul 22 2013 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
It's not as much fun if he didn't do something stupid to cause it.


Sure. But if someone else did something stupid to cause it, it's still funny.

Or if it's just someone getting hurt. You know.
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#22884 Jul 22 2013 at 4:02 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, sorry, you've had so much sex you're now sore all over. That's even worse!
#22885 Jul 22 2013 at 5:49 PM Rating: Good
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I wish it was winter again. I can't sleep in this heat.
#22886 Jul 22 2013 at 7:57 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
It's not as much fun if he didn't do something stupid to cause it.


Sure. But if someone else did something stupid to cause it, it's still funny.

Or if it's just someone getting hurt. You know.


for true diglet, for true.
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#22887 Jul 22 2013 at 8:00 PM Rating: Good
I'm pretty sure i didn't get sick from too much sex. I do really hate being sick in the summer though. I want to drink lots of hot liquids to make my throat feel better, but it's so hot that makes me really uncomfortable when I already have a fever as it is. Blech.
#22888 Jul 23 2013 at 6:24 AM Rating: Good
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I know that debate well. Smiley: lol

My typical tactic was warm coffee in the morning (just enough to avoid a headache, because you don't want to dehydrate your body), water all day, and some decaf tea when the weather was cooling down.
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#22889 Jul 23 2013 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
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We put up a sign at my office. "Coffee, or a dark liquid of equal or lesser value."

Edited, Jul 23rd 2013 10:33am by lolgaxe
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#22890 Jul 23 2013 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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Ice cream to make your throat feel better? Smiley: tongue
#22891 Jul 23 2013 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I'm pretty sure i didn't get sick from too much sex. I do really hate being sick in the summer though. I want to drink lots of hot liquids to make my throat feel better, but it's so hot that makes me really uncomfortable when I already have a fever as it is. Blech.
Push, push, push the liquids, no matter hot or cold. As for your throat, when you said you were sore all over after your evening of debauchery I . . . never mind.

On another, sadder, note, someone brought in cupcakes from Crumbs. And I promised myself I would be a good boy today and eat only healthy foods.
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"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
#22892 Jul 23 2013 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good
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cynyck wrote:
On another, sadder, note, someone brought in cupcakes from Crumbs. And I promised myself I would be a good boy today and eat only healthy foods.
You didn't promise to not kill someone. You know, just sayin' ...
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#22893 Jul 23 2013 at 9:11 AM Rating: Good
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cynyck wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I'm pretty sure i didn't get sick from too much sex. I do really hate being sick in the summer though. I want to drink lots of hot liquids to make my throat feel better, but it's so hot that makes me really uncomfortable when I already have a fever as it is. Blech.
Push, push, push the liquids, no matter hot or cold. As for your throat, when you said you were sore all over after your evening of debauchery I . . . never mind.

On another, sadder, note, someone brought in cupcakes from Crumbs. And I promised myself I would be a good boy today and eat only healthy foods.


I haven't had a cupcake from Crumbs in months. Smiley: frown
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#22894 Jul 23 2013 at 10:51 AM Rating: Good
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I can't remember when I've lat had a cupcake. Never been a fan of them.
#22895 Jul 23 2013 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
How can you not like cupcakes? Do you not like cake either!? Cupcakes are perfect, because you can have better portion control than with cake. Sometimes cake is richer than you expect, but if you cut yourself a slice you feel obligated to eat the whole thing. With cupcakes, you don't have as much to force down if you have that issue.

And yes, I realize my choice of words could be misleading... I was sore in specific spots the day I got back from my pirate event, but the next morning I was sore all over from being sick. I feel a little better today, but my throat is still pretty clogged up and I'm still tired. Good thing I don't have work again until Friday.
#22896 Jul 23 2013 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Never been a fan of them.
These are Crumbs cupcakes, though.
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#22897 Jul 23 2013 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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I prefer pie over cake and even pie I don't really care much about.
#22898 Jul 23 2013 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
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Also, I've never heard of Crumbs.
#22899 Jul 23 2013 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
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Think of it like beer; Crumbs is the company that makes really good beer. After one of their cupcakes, anything else is like Nat Ice.
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#22900 Jul 23 2013 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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No you don't understand.
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IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

lolgaxe wrote:
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#22901 Jul 23 2013 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Think of it like beer; Crumbs is the company that makes really good beer. After one of their cupcakes, anything else is like Nat Ice.
I always wonder why people drink light beer. Every light beer I've had has been a disaster, horrible taste and lower ABV...
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