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#22827 Jul 18 2013 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
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You racist you.


Also, I like my women strong and proactive, especially in the bedroom.
#22828 Jul 18 2013 at 10:06 AM Rating: Good
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Just be sure to wear a pearl handled six-shooter in a leather holster and the chicks over there will be climbing all over you.

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#22829 Jul 18 2013 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
You racist you.


Also, I like my women strong and proactive, especially in the bedroom.
Yeah, you aren't going to find that very often. I'd say look for one raised here, but then you loose your extra edge.

Nothing like being a status symbol to bring in the girls. Smiley: rolleyes
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#22830 Jul 18 2013 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, you aren't going to find that very often. I'd say look for one raised here, but then you loose your extra edge.
Buy only the finest farm raised Asians in the county. All free range; No nets, no cages. A plus if they have Smoked Asians.
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Edited, Jul 18th 2013 12:19pm by lolgaxe
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#22831 Jul 18 2013 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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I'm pretty sure that carrying a gun will just get you arrested and not in the sexy cop fantasy way.


Edit: I'm slow and this thread is getting creepier by the minute.

Edited, Jul 18th 2013 6:43pm by Aethien
#22832 Jul 18 2013 at 10:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'm pretty sure that carrying a gun will just get you arrested and not in the sexy cop fantasy way.

That's why God invented bribes. Smiley: nod

His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Edit: I'm slow and this thread is getting creepier by the minute.

Given we were discussing people in horse-shaped latex suits not that long ago, this tangent seems par for the course.
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#22833 Jul 18 2013 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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Point taken.


Anyway, I don't really fall for the Asian girls anyway, not enough curve.
#22834 Jul 18 2013 at 11:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Huh, I actually like Asian curves. Not so much on the top part, but that just sags like crazy later in life anyway. The rest seems to work together well though.
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#22835 Jul 18 2013 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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Thank god we're not all competing for the same girl.
#22836 Jul 18 2013 at 10:26 PM Rating: Good
Well, I am the only girl that posts here regularly. Smiley: grin I already have enough stallions in my stable though!

So excited for tomorrow. I've got a pirate event to go to this weekend! So yeah, won't be on here again until Monday sometime.
#22837 Jul 19 2013 at 12:36 AM Rating: Good
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So basically you're going to have pirates plunder your booty all weekend? Smiley: tongue
#22838 Jul 19 2013 at 12:45 AM Rating: Good
That is the goal, yes. Smiley: grin
#22839 Jul 19 2013 at 12:52 AM Rating: Good
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Keeping it classy.
#22840 Jul 19 2013 at 7:02 AM Rating: Good
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Oi, Maz, happy birthday.
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#22841 Jul 19 2013 at 7:04 AM Rating: Good
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Happy Birthday Mazra.

Good luck Mazra's liver.
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#22842 Jul 19 2013 at 7:31 AM Rating: Good
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Tillykke med fødselsdagen Maz!Smiley: boozing















I sure hope google translate didn't lie to me
#22843 Jul 19 2013 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
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That looks ridiculous.
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#22844 Jul 19 2013 at 8:15 AM Rating: Good
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Gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag Maz!







How about that then? Smiley: tongue
#22845 Jul 19 2013 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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Better than German.
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#22846 Jul 19 2013 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
#22847 Jul 19 2013 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Happy Birthday Mazra.

Good luck Mazra's liver.


Yay drunk birthdays! Smiley: yippee
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#22848 Jul 19 2013 at 9:52 AM Rating: Good
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Happy Birthday Maz.

...Maz?

Where is he? Is it Brewfest in Daneland already?

And Aeth, I tried the warm beer as per your recommendation. It did seem a bit more flavorful, but in the end it still was warm fekking beer. I guess I'm just a troglodyte.

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#22849 Jul 19 2013 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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Probably in a gutter somewhere. It it's nearly 6 PM there, after all.
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#22850 Jul 19 2013 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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Assuming he got off work at 5 he shouldn't be too drunk to post yet.
#22851 Jul 19 2013 at 10:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe they let him drink at school today, on account of it being a special occasion and all.
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