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Bork bork bork bork.

Have some guido lingo.

Edited, Jul 11th 2013 12:08pm by lolgaxe

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#22728 Jul 11 2013 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good

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Mazra wrote:

Ã…, you guys get Ã„.

Ã† = Ã„.

Edited, Jul 11th 2013 6:01pm by Mazra

Ahh crap, Ã„ and Ã… are ctrl+alt+shift Q and W for me so that was a typo, sorry. Smiley: frown

#22729 Jul 11 2013 at 12:03 PM Rating: Good

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Hey guys, what's your stance on salty licorice? Personally, I freaking love it! The more salmiak (ammonium chloride) in it, the better!

Favorite:

Bonus tip: Dissolve one in a shot of vodka and enjoy!

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#22730 Jul 11 2013 at 12:04 PM Rating: Good

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Salty licorice sounds gross.

Then again, licorice isn't really good to begin with.

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#22731 Jul 11 2013 at 12:05 PM Rating: Good

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Mazra wrote:

PigtailsOfDoom wrote:

I'm late to the party here, but I actually enjoyed watching that video you posted Maz. I could understand most of what the first guy said, probably about half of what the second guy said, and practically nothing that the milk man said, so I get how they would have trouble understanding each other too!

You mean the English parts? The rest was just gibberish. Smiley: tongue

Yeah, the English parts. I figure if their dialects in English are so different their dialects in Danish are probably pretty different too.

#22732 Jul 11 2013 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good

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Mazra wrote:

Hey guys, what's your stance on salty licorice? Personally, I freaking love it! The more salmiak (ammonium chloride) in it, the better!

Favorite:

Bonus tip: Dissolve one in a shot of vodka and enjoy!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Tasty.

idiggory, King of Bards wrote:

Salty licorice sounds gross.

Then again, licorice isn't really good to begin with.

You're wrong on both points.

#22733 Jul 11 2013 at 1:10 PM Rating: Excellent

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I'd try one.

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#22734 Jul 11 2013 at 1:12 PM Rating: Good

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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:

Yeah, the English parts. I figure if their dialects in English are so different their dialects in Danish are probably pretty different too.

That's funny, and it shows how much dialect affects the language, because I understood them just fine. The dialects are exaggerated in the video, and they mix in Danish words as well.

A proper Danish-English dialect would be something like:

Oh, and Protein:

Best part is when you're about halfway through a bag of those, the inside of your mouth is all scratched and sore from the ammonium chloride and the hard shell, which makes it directly painful to finish the rest. Like pouring salt into a wound - in your mouth. And you get a major case of the diarrhea as well.

But they're so tasty.

Edited, Jul 11th 2013 9:18pm by Mazra

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#22735 Jul 11 2013 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good

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You're reminding me of Cartman and Chipotle right about now.

I'm not a big licorice fan either. The red stuff is okay, but I can think of a bunch of other candy I'd rather eat. Sour candy is where it's at. I love me some citric acid!

#22736 Jul 11 2013 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good

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There is no better candy than licorice. Anyone who disagrees just hasn't reached enlightenment yet.

Edit: Maz, do you get these in Denmark?

Edit2: Oh look it's a 3D printed robot!

That looks like a spider.

Edited, Jul 11th 2013 11:03pm by Aethien

#22737 Jul 11 2013 at 3:41 PM Rating: Good

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His Excellency Aethien wrote:

There is no better candy than licorice. Anyone who disagrees just hasn't reached enlightenment yet.

Licorice is not only delicious (the red one is candy, not real licorice) but has been used as a medicinal (active ingredient glycyrrhiza) for a very long time. Some pharmacognosy for the curious.

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#22738 Jul 11 2013 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good

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It has it's place in the candy pantheon. But that place is not in my mouth.

I'll eat a bag of twizzlers as fast as a bag of... other things.

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#22739 Jul 11 2013 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good

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Just means there's more for those of us who have seen the light... or.. euh.. dark.

#22740 Jul 11 2013 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good

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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:

It has it's place in the candy pantheon. But that place is not in my mouth.

Salmiak is the king of candy. Why? Because it's science!

Ammonia + hydrochloric acid = ammonia salt = sal ammoniak = salmiak

You mix two chemicals that would normally be unwise to consume, and you get tasty stuff. It's magic!

No, it's SCIENCE! Smiley: waycool

Edit: Don't recognize that candy, Aeth. What is it?

Edited, Jul 12th 2013 12:49am by Mazra

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#22741 Jul 11 2013 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good

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His Excellency Aethien wrote:

Just means there's more for those of us who have seen the light... or.. euh.. dark.

keep it, shit is nasty

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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.

#22742 Jul 11 2013 at 4:53 PM Rating: Good

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Mazra wrote:

Edit: Don't recognize that candy, Aeth. What is it?

Edited, Jul 12th 2013 12:49am by Mazra

Salmiak flavoured hard candy with a core of salmiak powder. They're glorious.

#22743 Jul 11 2013 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good

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His Excellency Aethien wrote:

Mazra wrote:

Edit: Don't recognize that candy, Aeth. What is it?

Edited, Jul 12th 2013 12:49am by Mazra

Salmiak flavoured hard candy with a core of salmiak powder. They're glorious.

licorice is not candy, stop telling lies

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#22744 Jul 11 2013 at 5:08 PM Rating: Good

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I'm so sorry you can't handle the glory that is licorice.

#22745 Jul 12 2013 at 5:25 AM Rating: Good

Mazra

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Sounds like Turkish Pepper. Hard shell, powdery core. Turns your mouth into a salivating mess, yeah?

Delicious.

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#22746 Jul 12 2013 at 5:42 AM Rating: Good

idiggory

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GAH, I can't decide if I want the Brave New World expansion for Civ V or not...

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#22747 Jul 12 2013 at 8:01 AM Rating: Good

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I don't know why, but Brave New World sounds familiar. And not from Civ V.

Oh, and the correct answer is "Sour Patch Kids."

Edited, Jul 12th 2013 10:01am by lolgaxe

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