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#22552 Jul 02 2013 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
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Well... you know what they say. If you want something done right you gotta do it yourself.
#22553 Jul 02 2013 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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I gotta stop sleeping. I miss all the good stuff.

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#22554 Jul 02 2013 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
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If you want to jump in on the midget ****, you only need to aim low.
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#22555 Jul 02 2013 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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I think jumping in a midget may be a little difficult. Small target and all that.
#22556 Jul 02 2013 at 8:09 PM Rating: Good
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I dated a midget once. I was nuts over her.


Smiley: lol That's terrible.
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#22557 Jul 02 2013 at 10:02 PM Rating: Good
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I've been busy with work and the start of my summer classes. Taking yoga and a class on Shakespeare and Sex. It's really interesting so far! Smiley: grin
Did you get that backwards PT? Taking Shakespeare and a class on Yoga and Sex, maybe? I mean, Yoga = Sex, I think.

Shakespeare and Sex? What'll they think of next?



Have you ever read a Shakespeare play? They're sexy! Gender bending, bromances, jealousy, pregnancy, etc.
#22558 Jul 02 2013 at 11:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
cynyck wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I've been busy with work and the start of my summer classes. Taking yoga and a class on Shakespeare and Sex. It's really interesting so far! Smiley: grin
Did you get that backwards PT? Taking Shakespeare and a class on Yoga and Sex, maybe? I mean, Yoga = Sex, I think.

Shakespeare and Sex? What'll they think of next?

Have you ever read a Shakespeare play? They're sexy! Gender bending, bromances, jealousy, pregnancy, etc.
Right. And all the talking around the issue without getting down to the issue. "Oh Romeo, wherefore art thou? . . . Oh Romeo! Therefore art thou! Woo-hoo!"


(That may not be a direct quote.)

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#22559 Jul 03 2013 at 2:41 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
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I dated a midget once. I was nuts over her.


Smiley: lol That's terrible.


by terrible you mean awesome?
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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#22560 Jul 03 2013 at 3:05 AM Rating: Good
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No, by terrible he means he wishes he thought of it first.

Edited, Jul 3rd 2013 11:26am by Aethien
#22561 Jul 03 2013 at 3:07 AM Rating: Good
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as did we all...
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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#22562 Jul 03 2013 at 3:10 AM Rating: Good
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for good one liners i give you this

-- an old ex vs my dad

dad : So do you have any Irish in you?

her: Sometimes.

one liner pwnage
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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#22563 Jul 03 2013 at 5:58 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
No, by terrible he means he wishes he thought of it first.

Edited, Jul 3rd 2013 11:26am by Aethien


You see right through me! Smiley: glare
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#22564 Jul 03 2013 at 6:20 AM Rating: Good
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Maybe you're just predictable.
#22565 Jul 03 2013 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
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Ouch. Smiley: frown
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#22566 Jul 03 2013 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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I like predictable. Predictable is good.
#22567 Jul 03 2013 at 8:15 AM Rating: Good
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Predictable is boring. Find a black cat, drop some ungeled red jello on it, strap a smoke grenade to it's back, give it a bit of cocaine and release it in a church.
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#22568 Jul 03 2013 at 12:37 PM Rating: Good
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I'm ok with boring.
#22569 Jul 03 2013 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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But you guys are even more boring. POST MOAR SLACKERS!
#22570 Jul 03 2013 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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All this double posting. I'm going to have to bring the smack down. Back to Scholar with you!
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#22571 Jul 03 2013 at 2:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Auto-reply: someproteinguy is very busy at work today, you'll have to entertain yourself.
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#22572 Jul 03 2013 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
All this double posting. I'm going to have to bring the smack down. Back to Scholar with you!
I wouldn't doublepost if other people weren't slacking so much.
#22573 Jul 03 2013 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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Bring me a double espresso and I'll post more.
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#22574 Jul 03 2013 at 5:37 PM Rating: Good
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That's an offer I can only barely refuse!
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#22575 Jul 04 2013 at 12:36 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Bring me a double espresso and I'll post more.
I'll pay for the espresso but you'll have to come and get it yourself I'm afraid.
#22576 Jul 04 2013 at 1:00 AM Rating: Good
If I had an office job and no school, I could waste hours a day posting here too. As it stands now, I can only afford to check the forum once a day, max. I'm too busy! Sucks having a life sometimes. Smiley: wink
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