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#677 Sep 11 2009 at 3:41 PM Rating: Excellent
Yeah I've had a ret pally or two pull sub 1k. It boggles the mind because I'm pretty sure they can faceroll more than that even in subpar gear.
#678 Sep 11 2009 at 6:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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My Auto attack without SR up does 900dps... it does like 1.2-1.3 with it up....

That's sad...
#679 Sep 12 2009 at 7:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Saki Bombs are pure win.

That is all.
#680 Sep 12 2009 at 12:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Did 5s last night after drinking ALOT of beer. Got my team rating to a whooping 0 XD
#681 Sep 12 2009 at 2:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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sake bombs are awesome. theres this place near my house that sells something called a heart attack; jalapenos stuffed with spicy tuna, cream cheese and mayo and tempura fried.
#682 Sep 12 2009 at 3:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Quor wrote:
a heart attack; jalapenos stuffed with spicy tuna, cream cheese and mayo and tempura fried.


I WANT ONE NOW.
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#683 Sep 12 2009 at 4:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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I hate tuna and mayo...

Replace tuna with... Lamb?

Replace mayo with... More cheese?

Then my god... We have entered the realm of pure win.
#684 Sep 12 2009 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
Just two more levels until I'm out of Azeroth on my druid... not that Outlands is great by any means, but at least the gear is a lot better and the quest hubs are better designed. I can't wait!
#685 Sep 13 2009 at 8:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Got a trophy tonight w00t w00t. Now I just need 45 more badges.....
#686 Sep 14 2009 at 5:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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80 ret pally where neither managed to break 700dps! I'm not even sure how that is possible!]


That is bad, I pulled something like 1500 DPS when I failed and was in prot spec with my ret gear (couldn't even go for sword and board because I dumped my prot gear in the bank in favour of an extra herb bag for farming) on. It was like being a fresh pally all over again and all I was doing was judging when it was off cooldown. Of course I had consecration to throw into the mix and I even hit divine plea when I was so bored and had nothing to do :) That was epic fail on my behalf but hey it made me lol when I went charging in and realised what I had done.
#687 Sep 14 2009 at 8:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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80 ret pally where neither managed to break 700dps! I'm not even sure how that is possible!]


1250 kitty DPS in H TOC while

1) drinking
2) in bear spec
3) wearing my bear gear, with the exception of:
4) wielding my argent lance

WTF no Mongoose procs?!!

700 takes a certain kind of special :)



Edited, Sep 14th 2009 9:09am by someproteinguy
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#688 Sep 14 2009 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm beginning to feel the woes of sub par dps in ToC.

Once again the scaling issue of balance druids is falling upon us.

I don't ask for much. But at least put our dps in line with that of a feral.

If not...

I'll keep leveling my hunter :D
#689 Sep 14 2009 at 6:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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i got fired today. not from work entirely (the company i still work for employs me) but from the school i worked at. apparently one of the girls found a comment some time ago about me and drinking on facebook (supposedly it mentioned my being drunk....i looked back thru two months+ of postings and pictures and couldnt find anything, and that last time i got drunk was in july). well, she told a friend of hers, and that friend told her parents, who called the parents of the first girl, who then called the school which called my director who called me and now i dont work there anymore.

gg parent overreaction.

the only thing i have to hope for is that the parents of the kid i worked directly with might make a big enough stink to get me reinstated. its a slim hope, but theyve sued the district (and won) before for their kid, so they might be able to do it. assuming of course they want me back; i cant say whether they like me enough to look past the dross of my "getting drunk". last i heard what i did on my own time over summer vacation is my own business and has nothing at all to do with school. but thats an explanation that requires logic, and we cant have that, oh no.

on top of that, one of my two oldest friends is in the ICU with a 104 degree fever. apparently she has a pneumonia. **** mondays in the god damned goat ***.
#690 Sep 15 2009 at 1:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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i got fired today. not from work entirely (the company i still work for employs me) but from the school i worked at. apparently one of the girls found a comment some time ago about me and drinking on facebook (supposedly it mentioned my being drunk....i looked back thru two months+ of postings and pictures and couldnt find anything, and that last time i got drunk was in july). well, she told a friend of hers, and that friend told her parents, who called the parents of the first girl, who then called the school which called my director who called me and now i dont work there anymore.

gg parent overreaction.

the only thing i have to hope for is that the parents of the kid i worked directly with might make a big enough stink to get me reinstated. its a slim hope, but theyve sued the district (and won) before for their kid, so they might be able to do it. assuming of course they want me back; i cant say whether they like me enough to look past the dross of my "getting drunk". last i heard what i did on my own time over summer vacation is my own business and has nothing at all to do with school. but thats an explanation that requires logic, and we cant have that, oh no.

on top of that, one of my two oldest friends is in the ICU with a 104 degree fever. apparently she has a pneumonia. @#%^ mondays in the god damned goat ***.


:(


Quor, that's BS. You deserve better. I'll fight them. I would let you raise my kids. Seriously, every bit of real Quor you have given us has said, 'Hey, Horse if I have kids please make sure I as good with them as Quor is with the kids he deals with.'

Side note --> I have a FB. I work in the tubes. I have a fake last name on Facebook.

HINT HINT

edit: quor, i hope it works out for the best. you seem like an awesome person.

Edited, Sep 15th 2009 5:33am by Horsemouth

edit: tell me who to yell at I will. bastards. how dare they scold Uncle Quor. i'm drunk and in a fightin mood.

Edited, Sep 15th 2009 5:35am by Horsemouth
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#691 Sep 15 2009 at 7:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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gg parent overreaction.


$10 says mommy drinks more then you do. Use the extra time to dig up some dirt I say ;-)

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on top of that, one of my two oldest friends is in the ICU with a 104 degree fever. apparently she has a pneumonia. @#%^ mondays in the god damned goat ***.


Thoughts and prayers with her. :(


Edited, Sep 15th 2009 8:48am by someproteinguy
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#692 Sep 15 2009 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Quor, do you require any strongarm persuasion on your behalf. Here is my resume.

Former College Football Player 
   Position(s) - Tight End and Offensive Tackle 
   Height - 6'5" 
   Weight - 290 Lbs 
   Tattoo(s) - 6, 2 Easily visable on arm. One is on the elbow, only badasses get tattoes on their elbows. 
 
To whom it may concern: 
 
   I'm currently writing this letter and sending the attached resume for application of the job, Strongarm Persuasion. I've had plenty of experience in the "trenches." I once broke my finger, which is now crooked, by eating a defensive end for lunch at my alma maters first appearance in a national playoff game. I take orders, do what I'm told and have an insatiable hunger for getting the necessary information. 
 
Sincerely, 
 
 
 
ArexLovesPie


In all seriousness, I'm guessing said parents are stupidly rich and spend very little time with their child. Most likely frequenting cocktail parties for the "elite" of the area instead of tucking their kids into bed.

I hate bad parents.

#693 Sep 15 2009 at 10:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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WTF is going on with employers lately?

My fiance's best friend was just straight out told that they were looking for a "man" for the counselor position she had interviewed for.

So she got a lawyer. This should be fun. :P

Also, Quor

5'9"
175lbs
19D20 United States Army Cavalry Scout - Section Sergeant - 2 years in Iraq (03-04 invasion & 05-06)
Sniper trained
Sniper weapon of choice : Barret .50 cal
Patrol weapon of choice :Silenced M4 rifle
Close quarters weapon of choice : Glock 40

Disclaimer: Not all Military guys are crazy...just me :P
#694 Sep 15 2009 at 11:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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i love you guys. you really know how to make an old druid feel better.

ill get back to you guys on the persuasion....ive gotta make sure all the necessary important people are cleared out of the way in case of any collateral damage that might (likely) be caused.
#695 Sep 15 2009 at 9:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Upgrades!!!!

New....

Gloves - ilvl 245 T9 Gloves
Bracers - ToC25
Belt - ToC10
Boots - ToC10
Staff - ToC10

I effectively gained something around 5-6% crit, gained some spell power and I also got another 100 some haste. So I'll be dumping off more haste for more crit. I did a 10 man vault run and with a mage putting focus magic on me and my idol up. I have 38.84% base critical strike.

Hell Yes.

*dances* It was a good day for me!
#696 Sep 17 2009 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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#697 Sep 18 2009 at 12:24 PM Rating: Good
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I'm insanely bored at work.

Hopefully I can leave before lunch.
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#698 Sep 20 2009 at 4:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Anyone heard from Quor lately?
#699 Sep 20 2009 at 6:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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im here. been spending a lot of time with my gf on account of the ****** week. first i get removed from the school i was at (ive got about a dozen heartbreaking text messages from four or five kids, plus another half dozen facebook messages and a few random phone calls), which was enough of a downer, but then one of my oldest friends apparently gets a pneunomia and is, as of now, still hospitalized, on a breathing machine, and heavily sedated.

so i havent been home much. spent a lot of time with my gf at her place and with some friends at their apartment. but now im back home to get ready for the week and do brewfest stuffs.
#700 Sep 20 2009 at 11:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Quor wrote:
but now im back home to get ready for the week and do brewfest stuffs.
WoW understands your pain and decided to schedule an entire holiday event devoted to alcohol in which to drown your sorrows.

Hope things look up for you very soon.
#701 Sep 21 2009 at 3:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Quor wrote:
i got fired today. not from work entirely (the company i still work for employs me) but from the school i worked at. apparently one of the girls found a comment some time ago about me and drinking on facebook (supposedly it mentioned my being drunk....i looked back thru two months+ of postings and pictures and couldnt find anything, and that last time i got drunk was in july). well, she told a friend of hers, and that friend told her parents, who called the parents of the first girl, who then called the school which called my director who called me and now i dont work there anymore.


OMG, you drink?!

You're so nasty, shame on you! And you work with children! What were you thinking, Quor?! Alcohol and kids, psh. Who's to say you're not drunk at work? Who's to say you're not some h-h-****sexual with fantasies, out to corrupt our children? Maybe you're some nasty rapist, too!

See? That's why I drink. Those who don't turn into crazy people like the parents who had you fired.
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