After steadfastly answering millions of ... okay, not really millions - but feels like millions ...of noobs coming here to ask "dood whatz the beSt pet?", I have hit upon the idea to launch a hunter forum crusade.
Instead of risking Carpal Tunnel typing out long and accurate answers, let's just say: "A Boar!"
And then send them to Petopia.
If twenty of us just say: "A Boar! Now go to Petopia!", there will be peace on earth, Kenny Chesney will develop permanent laryngitis, and Britney Spears' hair will miraculously regrow itself on millions of bald people the world over!
Join the Crusade! A Boar! Now Go to Petopia!