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#1 Feb 18 2007 at 9:21 PM Rating: Excellent
After steadfastly answering millions of ... okay, not really millions - but feels like millions ...of noobs coming here to ask "dood whatz the beSt pet?", I have hit upon the idea to launch a hunter forum crusade.

Instead of risking Carpal Tunnel typing out long and accurate answers, let's just say: "A Boar!"

And then send them to Petopia.

If twenty of us just say: "A Boar! Now go to Petopia!", there will be peace on earth, Kenny Chesney will develop permanent laryngitis, and Britney Spears' hair will miraculously regrow itself on millions of bald people the world over!

Join the Crusade! A Boar! Now Go to Petopia!
#2 Feb 18 2007 at 9:30 PM Rating: Decent
I like to say trout though.
#3 Feb 18 2007 at 10:55 PM Rating: Decent
hamsters make good pets. you only need to remember to feed them.
#4 Feb 19 2007 at 1:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I prefer pigs over boars. PIGS FTW!
#5 Feb 20 2007 at 9:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Nonono, not just pigs, you need to get the bright pink one at the farm so everybody will see you (even in PVP) and know how proud you are of having a PIG over a Boar
#6 Feb 20 2007 at 9:50 AM Rating: Decent
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If you have enough hamsters, you don't need to feed them. Eventually one will triumph by eating all the others, thus becoming King of the Habi-trail.
#7 Feb 20 2007 at 9:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Eventually one will triumph by eating all the others, thus becoming King of the Habi-trail.


Thus being named Hampton XD
#8 Feb 20 2007 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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Wouldn't a chinchilla be the ultimate pet? So small he must have stealth, he has spines so that'd be some nice dps for fast attacking mobs, and that long nose should be good for something! Plus, he'd be travel sized for your convenience!

(I do have a boar though, oink charge ftw!)
#9 Feb 20 2007 at 10:54 AM Rating: Default
IponemaGirl the Furtive wrote:
After steadfastly answering millions of ... okay, not really millions - but feels like millions ...of noobs coming here to ask "dood whatz the beSt pet?", I have hit upon the idea to launch a hunter forum crusade.

Instead of risking Carpal Tunnel typing out long and accurate answers, let's just say: "A Boar!"

And then send them to Petopia.

If twenty of us just say: "A Boar! Now go to Petopia!", there will be peace on earth, Kenny Chesney will develop permanent laryngitis, and Britney Spears' hair will miraculously regrow itself on millions of bald people the world over!

Join the Crusade! A Boar! Now Go to Petopia!


Im on board to stop stupid, random and constantly repeated questions, and this is the perfect solution IF and only IF people actually do it. I myslef will do this.

And to all the other posts that say "we should say this" in an attempt to be funny, Just stick to "Boar! Now go to Petopia."

Edited, Feb 20th 2007 1:56pm by surfriderr
#10 Feb 20 2007 at 11:34 AM Rating: Decent
So I should tame a bat ? Where can I find one ? Can I go AFK with it on aggro and powerlevel myself solo ? Can someone give me some money ? Where is the AH ? I CANT'T FIND MY QUEST MOB !!!

In reality though ... I am kicking myself at level 43 for not taming a boar earlier and having it level with me.
#11 Feb 20 2007 at 12:00 PM Rating: Decent
Can I say "A Tall Strider! Now go to Petopia!"?
#12 Feb 20 2007 at 12:15 PM Rating: Excellent
OINK!


I just think it would be funniest if we showed a little forum-unity, if that's possible, and all said: "A BOAR! Now go to Petopia!"

It would start to rattle people after a while. Who knows? Maybe over in thottbot and on the main wow boards people would, over months, start saying "the best pet is a boar (now for some reason I'm compelled to tell you to go to hell... or is it Petopia???)!" We might start something here.

Wouldn't you know, the moment I come up with this, no noobs come in here asking what the best pet is. Well, the other day I didn't wash my car - I just washed the windows - and that night we got a big rain (that we needed). So maybe our BOAR! campaign has some sort of wicked-cool "mojo" to it. Maybe it's already working to keep those lemmings away.

(edit: could someone pls make a sock noob and ask "OMFG NEED HELP!! WHATZ THE BEST PETT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?" so we can test this? I'm just kidding... sort of....)





And we can always send people to go train the Money Monkey in STV, if they really annoy us....

Edited, Feb 20th 2007 3:17pm by IponemaGirl
#13 Feb 20 2007 at 1:03 PM Rating: Decent
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/join.

I give up. You're absolutly right. ppl are beyond the point of no return. I have lost my faith in mankind and hereby commit (EDIT: Submit? whatever) myself to your cause.

Edited, Feb 20th 2007 4:05pm by Utarius
#14 Feb 20 2007 at 1:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Iponemagirl wrote:
now for some reason I'm compelled to tell you to go to hell... or is it Petopia???


Ha, I LOL'd.

Sure I'll go with it. I mean, I love my boar...I like my cat for prowl better (NELF!) but for the sake of the cause.


A BOAR!!! NOW GO TO PETOPIA!!!
#15 Feb 20 2007 at 2:18 PM Rating: Decent
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How about:

A RFK BOAR!!! NOW GO TO PETOPIA!!! :P Im kindof singley attached to the black ones out of RFK
#16 Feb 20 2007 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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MANBEARPIG!
#17 Feb 20 2007 at 2:57 PM Rating: Decent
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MANBEARPIG!


Hmmm sounds like somebody woke up with the wrong thing in their bed XD
#18 Feb 20 2007 at 2:57 PM Rating: Decent
But I'm still curious...What's the best pet?
#19 Feb 20 2007 at 3:13 PM Rating: Decent
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hmmmmm Read post title?? :P
#20 Feb 20 2007 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Your Mom! Now go to Petopia!
#21 Feb 20 2007 at 5:41 PM Rating: Decent
I'm in...Boars Rock!
Now Go to Petopia!
#22 Feb 21 2007 at 10:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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How about:

A RFK BOAR!!! NOW GO TO PETOPIA!!! :P Im kindof singley attached to the black ones out of RFK


That’s my favorite boar as well. I have two of them:

Orc Hunter - Truffles
Night Elf Hunter - Mojo
#23 Feb 21 2007 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent
I like cats better.

I'm all over this thought process though - I too will unite with the others on here and tell people that Boar is the best pet.

OINK!!!
#24 Feb 21 2007 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
The best pet really is a boar! So this is a guilt-free and lemming-helpful Crusade! We're actually helping people by simplifying our message. And we're diminishing our risk of carpal tunnel syndrome - AND, most importantly - we're conserving cyberspace!!

So join the Crusade. A Boar! Now go to Petopia!!



The only issue left for debate is whether OINK! should be hotpink or normal pink

OINK!

OINK!



or darksalmon, OINK!
#25 Feb 21 2007 at 11:44 AM Rating: Decent
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I use regular pink... it goes better with my eyes.
#26 Feb 21 2007 at 11:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Marmot's all the way dude ...
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