IMHO there should always be threads about Gnome Warriors, especially Female Gnome Warriors on the first page. We're awesome. Ignore all that chaff about the worst racial stats, although the Engineering bonuses are quite handy, and Escape Artist is a beauty. Play your FGW for fun. Become the Killer Clown of the game.
The cutest /laugh, the cutest /cheer (Both Hurray! and WooHoo! are so funny) and the best /train in the game.
For maximum cuteness choose your hairstyle well. Pigtails and Bobbles must be either Pink or Green. The Courtney Cox hairdo looks good in black, but pink and green are also acceptable. Other hair looks good in Pink or Green, but the pigtails are almost essential. Avoid displaying Helmets unless its a real looker, as people won't be able to tell that you're a gnome otherwise - Some may think that you're a Night Elf on Noggenfoggers.
Treasure those moments when your size makes the difference. Having to swim, when your party members are paddling. The inability to jump onto walls that the tall characters can manage (Yes, I know that we all allegedly jump the same height, but we don't). Those moments when you're at maximum charge distance, and the little streak of death whizzes in to the mobs. The size difference between you and any non-humanoid mob higher than lvl 25. The little squeaks as you get critted. The pure comedy as you get knocked back into low orbit. And if you get lucky, when you /silly after a fight : "I apologize for any inconvenience my murderous rampage may have caused."
Keep your World Enlarger and a supply of Noggenfoggers handy at all times, and learn how to jump onto mailboxes in Ironforge and Stormwind before you burst into /dance, it makes it hard for you to be spotted by Trade Window opening Beggars.
The downside is that our dance could do with some improvement.
The FGW is the very epitome of the fighter against all odds. The height, the nerfs, the racials, the cruddy damage, the utter contempt of our friends from Mulgore - Gnome Warriors are the business.
And with
these or
these we can also be used to open beer bottles.