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#7477 Sep 24 2014 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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A toy that would be censored if I typed it here, so.. uh... yeah. Figure it out from there.


Thankfully it didn't break or anything even though it got full of water.
#7478 Sep 24 2014 at 10:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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If you were over here they'd just say it was God smiting you for being evil. Time to ring up the company and demand a replacement?

Also, I'm surprised slip-n-slide isn't censored here. Since you know people often wear swimsuits when they use it. Smiley: rolleyes

Edited, Sep 24th 2014 9:24am by someproteinguy
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#7479 Sep 24 2014 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
If you were over here they'd just say it was God smiting you for being evil. Time to ring up the company and demand a replacement?
It's still working fine, it just has to dry out because it turned on unexpectedly from the water inside.


While I was on the phone.



With my mother.





It was loud...
#7480 Sep 24 2014 at 12:08 PM Rating: Good
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Also, ever since I learned the module system for Mount and Blade was written in python I've been having the urge to make my own mod. We'll see how long this lasts, but they made changing the game so ridiculously easy it has the potential to keep me occupied for a while.


That's pretty cool. I've never tried modding, but that makes me want to.

Well, it would, if Python made sense. That ****''s confusing.
#7481 Sep 24 2014 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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what python is like easy mode code

how does it not makes sense?
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#7482 Sep 24 2014 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
If you were over here they'd just say it was God smiting you for being evil. Time to ring up the company and demand a replacement?
It's still working fine, it just has to dry out because it turned on unexpectedly from the water inside.

While I was on the phone.

With my mother.

It was loud...


what the **** are you talking about?

is it obvious and im oblivious or am i missing something?

the curse word was fuck
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#7483 Sep 24 2014 at 12:20 PM Rating: Good
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It's ok, you'll figure it out at some point.
#7484 Sep 24 2014 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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stop telling me lies
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#7485 Sep 24 2014 at 12:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Also, ever since I learned the module system for Mount and Blade was written in python I've been having the urge to make my own mod. We'll see how long this lasts, but they made changing the game so ridiculously easy it has the potential to keep me occupied for a while.


That's pretty cool. I've never tried modding, but that makes me want to.

Well, it would, if Python made sense. That **** confusing.
The files are actually pretty straight forward, I bet you could figure out half of it without even playing the game. Here's the data for one of the bandit units:

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["steppe_bandit","Steppe Bandit","Steppe Bandits",tf_guarantee_boots|tf_guarantee_armor|tf_guarantee_horse|tf_guarantee_ranged|tf_mounted,0,0,fac_outlaws, 
   [itm_arrows,itm_sword_khergit_1,itm_winged_mace,itm_spear, itm_light_lance,itm_nomad_bow,itm_nomad_bow,itm_short_bow,itm_jarid,itm_leather_steppe_cap_a,itm_leather_steppe_cap_b,itm_nomad_cap,itm_nomad_cap_b,itm_khergit_armor,itm_steppe_armor,itm_leather_vest,itm_hide_boots,itm_nomad_boots,itm_leather_covered_round_shield,itm_leather_covered_round_shield,itm_saddle_horse,itm_steppe_horse,itm_steppe_horse], 
   def_attrib|level(12),wp(100),knows_riding_4|knows_horse_archery_3|knows_power_draw_3,khergit_face_young_1, khergit_face_old_2],


Making it even better, when you run the script that compiles the mod it ends up storing most of the data for the game in text files. In fact the very first tweak I made was going in and adjusting some of the items. If you wanted to change the armor rating on a piece of gear you merely open up the text files and delete the "35" and replace it with "50" and it's reflected in the game next time you launch.

Obviously some things are more complicated, but even adding things like new items and npcs is something that anyone with a little coding experience could do without breaking a sweat.

Edited, Sep 24th 2014 11:58am by someproteinguy
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#7486 Sep 24 2014 at 12:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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related to coding this is handy

currently using it cause colors are really hard
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#7487 Sep 24 2014 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Horsemouth wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
If you were over here they'd just say it was God smiting you for being evil. Time to ring up the company and demand a replacement?
It's still working fine, it just has to dry out because it turned on unexpectedly from the water inside.

While I was on the phone.

With my mother.

It was loud...


what the **** are you talking about?

is it obvious and im oblivious or am i missing something?

the curse word was fuck
I only have guesses myself. I tried to think about it more but the temptation to make a "ur mom" joke was too high and I had to step away for a bit.

Horsemouth wrote:
related to coding this is handy

currently using it cause colors are really hard
I um, might just have to bookmark that... Smiley: lol
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#7488 Sep 24 2014 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
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Under water just sounds uncomfortable.
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#7489 Sep 24 2014 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
Horsemouth wrote:
what python is like easy mode code

how does it not makes sense?


Python is ez moad for a lot of it, but completely obtuse and frustrating in other parts. Like how you need to sometimes pray that you've been passed the right type at times.

That said, it's still better than, like, C. It's at least object oriented, and better than Java.
#7490 Sep 24 2014 at 5:06 PM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
If you were over here they'd just say it was God smiting you for being evil. Time to ring up the company and demand a replacement?
It's still working fine, it just has to dry out because it turned on unexpectedly from the water inside.

While I was on the phone.

With my mother.

It was loud...


what the **** are you talking about?

is it obvious and im oblivious or am i missing something?

the curse word was fuck


I'm with Horse on this one. I thought I had an idea at first, but then the whole "mom on the phone while it happened" thing entered, and now I'm not sure I want to know.
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#7491 Sep 24 2014 at 5:10 PM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
what python is like easy mode code

how does it not makes sense?


Python is ez moad for a lot of it, but completely obtuse and frustrating in other parts. Like how you need to sometimes pray that you've been passed the right type at times.

That said, it's still better than, like, C. It's at least object oriented, and better than Java.


mutable data types are tricky if you dont keep track of what they are and supposed to be when you needthem

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#7492 Sep 24 2014 at 5:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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WHAT IS GOING ON??

I'm writing java code this week, with a somewhat bizarre proprietary library I haven't used in three years. It's an adventure all over again.
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#7493 Sep 24 2014 at 5:33 PM Rating: Good
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i have no idea whats going on

ive been writing java code for ~3 years
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#7494 Sep 24 2014 at 9:01 PM Rating: Good
I still maintain that Java is the actual devil.
#7495 Sep 25 2014 at 7:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: grin
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#7496 Sep 25 2014 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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its ok

just a tool

i do miss pointers sometimes tho
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#7497 Sep 25 2014 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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Whoever ZAM pays to do the site design should be fired.


Out of a canon and into one of those big branch shredders.
#7498 Sep 25 2014 at 1:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've used much worse forum systems. What are you complaining about now?
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#7499 Sep 25 2014 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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Have you seen the giant black bar at the top of the screen?
#7500 Sep 25 2014 at 1:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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oh hey, look at that. No I hadn't noticed. I like that I get access all the time without scrolling up.
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#7501 Sep 25 2014 at 1:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hopefully they'll add the forum drop downs to that as well
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