I feel like such a limpdick at the office. I got a notification from Linkedin to "endorse" someone in the office for a skill someone else recommended them for. So I clicked the endorse button and was whisked to my Linkedin homepage, which is pretty barren. The rest of the office have fully decked out homepages with all kinds of info and horse manure about how great they are at this and that.
I then looked at my page and thought, "I should put up a photo, and add info about my experience, and add some skills for people to endorse, and accept those 10 invitations, and look through the recommendations because I know a lot of those people, and send out some invitations . . . and then I logged out and came to browse zam instead.
Maybe I should list that as one of my skills. You guys would endorse me for "Pointless and Inane Jibber-Jabber" wouldn't you?
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"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.