lolgaxe wrote:
Waiting For The Sun is a Doors song. 
Also bad Mazra, bad!
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#22352
Jun 25 2013 at 9:05 AM
No ****. Is there anyone who doesn't know that?
Also bad Mazra, bad!
#22353
Jun 25 2013 at 10:34 AM
Also, I only just got into Scrubs. I have no idea why as I have tried to watch the show at least 5 times before but it clicked now and I am enjoying myself.
#22354
Jun 25 2013 at 10:52 AM
Scrubs is awesome. So much to laugh about there, and they did such a good job of portraying some of the quirkiness of a teaching hospital.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22355
Jun 25 2013 at 10:58 AM
someproteinguy wrote:
Scrubs is awesome. So much to laugh about there, and they did such a good job of portraying some of the quirkiness of a teaching hospital.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
#22356
Jun 25 2013 at 11:01 AM
I wonder if my sister has seen any of it, she's close to being a nurse now (1 more year I think).
#22357
Jun 25 2013 at 11:14 AM
O.K., I'm weird, but this is one of the things I love about reddit. Someone posted a thread titled "What's the most intellectual joke you know?"
Of course, since they are logicians, the first one should have deduced that all three unquestionably would want beer, and so should have said "Yes!".
funmachine wrote:
3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Does everyone want a beer?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes!"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes!"
methamatician wrote:
Explanation: If any one of the three logicians does NOT want a beer, the answer to the bartender's question is "No."
The first logician wants a beer, but doesn't know whether his two friends do. So he says "I don't know."
The second logician now knows that the first logician wants a beer, because if he didn't he would have said no. And though he does want a beer, the he still doesn't know whether the third logician wants a beer. So he says "I don't know."
The third logician now knows that the first two logicians want beer, because otherwise one of them would have said no. So, as he also wants a beer, he now knows that all three logician wants a beer. So he can say "Yes."
Source: I ******* love meth
The first logician wants a beer, but doesn't know whether his two friends do. So he says "I don't know."
The second logician now knows that the first logician wants a beer, because if he didn't he would have said no. And though he does want a beer, the he still doesn't know whether the third logician wants a beer. So he says "I don't know."
The third logician now knows that the first two logicians want beer, because otherwise one of them would have said no. So, as he also wants a beer, he now knows that all three logician wants a beer. So he can say "Yes."
Source: I ******* love meth
Of course, since they are logicians, the first one should have deduced that all three unquestionably would want beer, and so should have said "Yes!".
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
#22358
Jun 25 2013 at 11:24 AM
I don't know how someone saying "I don't know" means they want a beer. Seems like the 3rd dude would be just as in the dark as the other two.
I liked this one though:
I liked this one though:
Quote:
First Law of Thermodynamics: You can't win.
Second Law of Thermodynamics: You can't break even.
Third Law of Thermodynamics: You can't stop playing.
Second Law of Thermodynamics: You can't break even.
Third Law of Thermodynamics: You can't stop playing.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22359
Jun 25 2013 at 11:26 AM
someproteinguy wrote:
I don't know how someone saying "I don't know" means they want a beer.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#22360
Jun 25 2013 at 11:52 AM
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
I don't know how someone saying "I don't know" means they want a beer.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22361
Jun 25 2013 at 12:05 PM
Logicians:
NSFW
Edited, Jun 25th 2013 2:05pm by lolgaxe
NSFW
Edited, Jun 25th 2013 2:05pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#22362
Jun 25 2013 at 12:11 PM
someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
I don't know how someone saying "I don't know" means they want a beer.
#22363
Jun 25 2013 at 12:14 PM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
I don't know how someone saying "I don't know" means they want a beer.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22364
Jun 25 2013 at 12:16 PM
And you call yourself a scientist. 
#22365
Jun 25 2013 at 12:17 PM
He needs a Deep 13 patch.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#22366
Jun 25 2013 at 12:17 PM
Aethien wrote:
And you call yourself a scientist.
Protein or carbohydrate?
Edited, Jun 25th 2013 11:18am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22367
Jun 25 2013 at 12:29 PM
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien wrote:
And you call yourself a scientist.
Protein or carbohydrate?
Edited, Jun 25th 2013 11:18am by someproteinguy
Also, an ale is a beer made with top fermenting yeast, a lager is a beer made with bottom fermenting yeast. a porter i made with top fermenting yeast (as are most styles or beer).
#22368
Jun 25 2013 at 12:40 PM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien wrote:
And you call yourself a scientist.
Protein or carbohydrate?
Edited, Jun 25th 2013 11:18am by someproteinguy
Sure we'll find something we both understand eventually.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22369
Jun 25 2013 at 1:27 PM
Random words, wheeee! 
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#22370
Jun 25 2013 at 1:27 PM
someproteinguy wrote:
Boobs or butts?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#22371
Jun 25 2013 at 1:28 PM
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Boobs or butts?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22372
Jun 25 2013 at 1:30 PM
Third base.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#22373
Jun 25 2013 at 1:33 PM
someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien wrote:
And you call yourself a scientist.
Protein or carbohydrate?
Edited, Jun 25th 2013 11:18am by someproteinguy
Sure we'll find something we both understand eventually.
Boobs are awesome but a nice *** is just.. daaaaaaaaamn.
#22374
Jun 25 2013 at 1:33 PM
lolgaxe wrote:
Third base.
We're not talking about him.
Edited, Jun 25th 2013 12:34pm by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22375
Jun 25 2013 at 1:37 PM
someproteinguy wrote:
We're not talking about him.
I like how that's an 80 year old joke and it's still hilarious.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#22376
Jun 25 2013 at 1:43 PM
I'll just pretend I still know what you old people are talking about.
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