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#22252 Jun 19 2013 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Dear Monster.com, Dallas, TX is not in NY, NY. Please keep up.
Same country, close enough. just drive back and forth!

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Congratulations on being an exceptional liar.


I know, right? Also, you've been hanging out too much in the Asylum. You're getting meaner every day.
Or he's just getting grumpier with age.
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#22253 Jun 19 2013 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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How do you know you're not getting more sensitive?

Summer is approaching, which increases my workload daily, which isn't so bad in theory but some of the emails and phone calls I have to deal with are ridiculous. My favorites are the "Hey, do I get to keep the gun" questions.
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#22254 Jun 19 2013 at 8:59 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
How do you know you're not getting more sensitive?

Summer is approaching, which increases my workload daily, which isn't so bad in theory but some of the emails and phone calls I have to deal with are ridiculous. My favorites are the "Hey, do I get to keep the gun" questions.


****, coffee just shot out my nose...
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#22255 Jun 19 2013 at 9:15 AM Rating: Good
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Also, my sense of humor matched that of the social life in the teacher's room.

Haven't decided if this is awesome, or just very very scary. It may be both, let me get back to you on this.
I have personal experience socializing with teachers. Take my word on it, it's not awesome. It is very very scary.

idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
How do you know you're not getting more sensitive?

Summer is approaching, which increases my workload daily, which isn't so bad in theory but some of the emails and phone calls I have to deal with are ridiculous. My favorites are the "Hey, do I get to keep the gun" questions.


@#%^, coffee just shot out my nose...
Not sure if lolgaxe is the twisted one or his subordinates are the twisted ones. Playing it safe, they're all twisted.


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#22256 Jun 19 2013 at 9:25 AM Rating: Good
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Just reply that only people with an at least partially functioning brain get to keep their gun?
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#22257 Jun 19 2013 at 10:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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I hear writing things in all caps helps get your message across.
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#22258 Jun 19 2013 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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But what is the thought process there? "This must be like that time in fifth grade when I went to band camp and they let me keep the flutophone."

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#22259 Jun 19 2013 at 11:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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cynyck wrote:
But what is the thought process there? "This must be like that time in fifth grade when I went to band camp and they let me keep the flutophone."

Do we dare ask why?
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#22260 Jun 19 2013 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
cynyck wrote:
But what is the thought process there? "This must be like that time in fifth grade when I went to band camp and they let me keep the flutophone."

Do we dare ask why?


No need to ask. Butt plug.
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#22261 Jun 19 2013 at 11:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
cynyck wrote:
But what is the thought process there? "This must be like that time in fifth grade when I went to band camp and they let me keep the flutophone."

Do we dare ask why?


No need to ask. Butt plug.
Whistle while you work...
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#22262 Jun 19 2013 at 11:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
cynyck wrote:
But what is the thought process there? "This must be like that time in fifth grade when I went to band camp and they let me keep the flutophone."
Do we dare ask why?
No need to ask. Butt plug.
Whistle while you work...
A butt plug with a whistle? How's that work? Mexican for lunch and then toot Mozart all afternoon?

That sounds . . . fascinating . . .

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#22263 Jun 19 2013 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
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But what is the thought process there?
I try not to think about it. I try really, really hard not to think about it. It helps a little knowing that they'll probably be the first ones to cry at boot camp, but only a little. This is why I always have a ready supply of whiskey in my drawer. For my coffee.
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#22264 Jun 19 2013 at 12:34 PM Rating: Good
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Waste of whiskey, putting it in coffee.
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#22265 Jun 19 2013 at 12:37 PM Rating: Good
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It's socially unacceptable to drink or take drugs at work, Aeth.

That's why we pour our alcohol into cups of liquid stimulant at work.
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#22266 Jun 19 2013 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
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Plausible deniability is my most favorite gubment phrase. Smiley: schooled
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#22267 Jun 19 2013 at 3:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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#22268 Jun 19 2013 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
It's socially unacceptable to drink or take drugs at work, Aeth.

That's why we pour our alcohol into cups of liquid stimulant at work.
Work from home more. Smiley: schooled
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#22269 Jun 20 2013 at 3:40 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
How do you know you're not getting more sensitive?


Knew I shouldn't have poured water in that whiskey. It's rehydrating my heart.
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#22270 Jun 20 2013 at 3:54 AM Rating: Good
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lies

also never pour water in whiskey. use ice cubes, cools it a bit and adds a bit of water but not too much.

or just drink your whiskey neat, like a man
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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
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#22271 Jun 20 2013 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Work from home more. Smiley: schooled
Secured network with lots of sensativ -- ahaha no not really. 20% not allowed, 80% don't want to let that evil into my sanctum sanctorum.
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#22272 Jun 20 2013 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
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I was supposed to be able to take one day from home per week, particularly because shore traffic makes my 90 commute far, far worse on Fridays.

In reality, I've worked from home once.

Well, no, I've worked from home twice. But the second time was so I could start writing a document even earlier, to give us more time before the submission deadline, instead of wasting it on a commute.
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#22273 Jun 20 2013 at 12:30 PM Rating: Good
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I am bored, tired and bored... Nothing left to do for me atm for the RCT3 competition I am doing so there's no game to play now.
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#22274 Jun 20 2013 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
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Also, beer at 50% discount is cool.











And bad for me.
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#22275 Jun 20 2013 at 1:00 PM Rating: Good
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The humidity is killing me.
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#22276 Jun 20 2013 at 1:07 PM Rating: Good
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I shall help you hope that the humongous thunderstorm we had here today travels up north. It's been remarkably pleasant here today once the rain and thunder went away.
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