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#22227
Jun 18 2013 at 10:26 AM
***** you. I was made for colder climates!
#22228
Jun 18 2013 at 10:37 AM
Just got off the phone with my wife. She teaches High School Chemistry in Queens (which is in the NYC school system). There was noise in the background so I asked what was going on. She said, "Oh, it's just the cops." I asked what that's supposed to mean, just the cops. She said, "They're here every day. Probably a couple of gang bangers in a fight."
Every day. How reassuring.
Every day. How reassuring.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
#22229
Jun 18 2013 at 10:40 AM
Kids are stupid like that.
Edited, Jun 18th 2013 12:52pm by lolgaxe
Edited, Jun 18th 2013 12:52pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#22230
Jun 18 2013 at 11:25 AM
Kids these days...
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22231
Jun 18 2013 at 12:41 PM
Horsemouth wrote:
i think a firm slap is the way go tbh
As long as it's firm enough to leave my butt red, I concur.
#22232
Jun 18 2013 at 1:20 PM
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
i think a firm slap is the way go tbh
As long as it's firm enough to leave my butt red, I concur.
#22233
Jun 18 2013 at 3:18 PM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Eh, sucks for him but such is life. Also gratz and when do you start?
The position was from the first of August, but work doesn't start until August 5. Kids return to school on the 8th.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Grats Maz. I wish I had found a job that soon after graduation. Stupid Europe. 
To be fair, finding a job as a teacher is pretty difficult right now. I just happened to spot their advertisement and they felt I was the right person for the job. Got the green light call not one hour after leaving the interview.
someproteinguy wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Grats Maz. I wish I had found a job that soon after graduation. Stupid Europe.
Maz is just awesome, clearly above the curve and such.
Clearly. Actually, I asked them why they chose me out of all the applicants and they said that I was honest, direct and possessed a calm demeanor, which they found important. Also, my sense of humor matched that of the social life in the teacher's room.
cynyck wrote:
Truly. His gravitas fills the room. Unfortunately for him, 16 year olds give 0 fuc-ks about gravitas.
Not gravitas... authoritah! I am able to seize the class room as I enter it. That's what they've told me after every internship, anyway. I wrote an essay about seizing the room in "general didactics" and got the equivalent of an A+. Also, my halo is surprisingly shiny today, isn't it?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
***** you. I was made for colder climates!
Oh, and this. It's 20ºC or so in my room, I'm sitting down, windows are open, and I'm sweating like I've just been out running.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#22234
Jun 18 2013 at 3:26 PM
Quote:
I just happened to spot their advertisement and they felt I was the right person for the job. Got the green light call not one hour after leaving the interview.
Second grats. You clearly made a great impression, and took the initiative in the first place.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22235
Jun 18 2013 at 3:28 PM
Mazra wrote:
Also, my sense of humor matched that of the social life in the teacher's room.
Haven't decided if this is awesome, or just very very scary. It may be both, let me get back to you on this.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22236
Jun 18 2013 at 3:55 PM
Scary because my sense of humor is messed up, or scary because I was hired on those grounds?
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#22237
Jun 18 2013 at 4:06 PM
... Either?
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22238
Jun 18 2013 at 4:10 PM
Both. 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22239
Jun 18 2013 at 5:27 PM
The Danish in general have a messed up sense of humour if I recall correctly.
#22240
Jun 18 2013 at 6:10 PM
Well yeah, they have a booming beastiality industry.
That pretty much demands a warped sense of humor.
That pretty much demands a warped sense of humor.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22241
Jun 19 2013 at 12:29 AM
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
i think a firm slap is the way go tbh
As long as it's firm enough to leave my butt red, I concur.
is there any other way?
Hellbanned
idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#22242
Jun 19 2013 at 12:30 AM
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Well yeah, they have a booming beastiality & gnome butt plug industry.
That pretty much demands a standard sense of humor.
That pretty much demands a standard sense of humor.
ftfy?
Hellbanned
idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#22243
Jun 19 2013 at 12:46 AM
Yes Horse, some people give wimpy slaps. 
#22244
Jun 19 2013 at 12:47 AM
that makes me sad ms pigtails.
very sad
very sad
Hellbanned
idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#22245
Jun 19 2013 at 6:21 AM
I'm probably the wimpiest of slappers.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22246
Jun 19 2013 at 6:42 AM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
The Danish in general have a messed up sense of humour if I recall correctly.
Morbid, dry sense of humor, I think.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#22247
Jun 19 2013 at 7:40 AM
Mazra wrote:
Actually, I asked them why they chose me out of all the applicants and they said that I was honest, direct and possessed a calm demeanor, which they found important.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#22248
Jun 19 2013 at 7:52 AM
Dear Monster.com, Dallas, TX is not in NY, NY. Please keep up.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22249
Jun 19 2013 at 8:08 AM
Ha ha, I bet I'll see your resume.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#22250
Jun 19 2013 at 8:10 AM
It was the promise of the showers that swayed me.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#22251
Jun 19 2013 at 8:13 AM
lolgaxe wrote:
Congratulations on being an exceptional liar.
I know, right? Also, you've been hanging out too much in the Asylum. You're getting meaner every day.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
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