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#22202 Jun 17 2013 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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Overtime? Smiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lol

I'm working today through next Friday, and my hours for Saturday - Friday are pretty much 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. each day.

I'm sorta getting overtime for it.

Oh, and I have to stay there overnight.
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#22203 Jun 17 2013 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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Overtime exists, overtime pay doesn't Smiley: tongue
#22204 Jun 17 2013 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Oh, and I have to stay there overnight.
Look at it this way: In August I'm going out of state for three weeks of training. That's 504 hours, and only getting paid the regular "120". Yay gubment salary.
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#22205 Jun 17 2013 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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you get a new carpet in your office every year though, so there's that.
#22206 Jun 17 2013 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Oh, and I have to stay there overnight.
Look at it this way: In August I'm going out of state for three weeks of training. That's 504 hours, and only getting paid the regular "120". Yay gubment salary.


There are going to be something like 30 air force officers here. If one of them locks themselves out of their room, and I have to get up to let them back in, I'm going to blame you. Fallacy of composition be damned.
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#22207 Jun 17 2013 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
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I'll accept the blame if you take your time in letting them back into their rooms.
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#22208 Jun 17 2013 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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I'll accept the blame if you take your time in letting them back into their rooms.

That was always the plan. Smiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lol
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#22209 Jun 17 2013 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
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Time to spend some time with Google Images and the search string "latex girl".
Bing works better for this ever since google started censoring adult content.


My Google-fu is stronger than Google's. Wait, what?

Damn right!

You just gotta know what to search for. For instance, try doing a Google Images search on "Cira Beenfeldt". NSFW, by the way.
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#22210 Jun 17 2013 at 2:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have a something that draws a thingy.

Life is good. Smiley: cool
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#22211 Jun 17 2013 at 4:16 PM Rating: Good
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Too many letters, not enough words.

Mighty impressive thingy, though.
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#22212 Jun 17 2013 at 4:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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The something does need more words, and maybe a button or five. Everyone loves buttons.
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#22213 Jun 17 2013 at 9:19 PM Rating: Good
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MOAR BUTINS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#22214 Jun 18 2013 at 2:02 AM Rating: Good
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MOAR BUTTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Like this? NSFW
#22215 Jun 18 2013 at 2:27 AM Rating: Good
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i clearly spelled buttons but some butts is always welcome.
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#22216 Jun 18 2013 at 3:26 AM Rating: Good
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I know, I just corrected you because butts are more fun to push than buttons.
#22217 Jun 18 2013 at 3:32 AM Rating: Good
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You don't push butts - you tap them.

Smiley: sly
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#22218 Jun 18 2013 at 3:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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i think a firm slap is the way go tbh

Smiley: grin
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#22219 Jun 18 2013 at 4:36 AM Rating: Good
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Looks like I found a job. A school needed someone to cover for science teacher on maternity leave and I had all the right qualifications. Good thing I did well on my exams.

On the downside, I bumped into one of my class mates while out there. He was interviewed for the same position and did not get it. One of those bittersweet victories.
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#22220 Jun 18 2013 at 5:20 AM Rating: Good
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Eh, sucks for him but such is life. Also gratz and when do you start?
#22221 Jun 18 2013 at 7:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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You should have decapitated him with your axe and drank of his life liquids to take on his essence and power.

Also, congratulations on becoming Peggy Hill.
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#22222 Jun 18 2013 at 8:36 AM Rating: Good
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Grats Maz. I wish I had found a job that soon after graduation. Stupid Europe. Smiley: glare
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#22223 Jun 18 2013 at 9:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Grats Maz. I wish I had found a job that soon after graduation. Stupid Europe. Smiley: glare

Maz is just awesome, clearly above the curve and such.
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#22224 Jun 18 2013 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have one hour left to the end of the day, and my boss just announced that she wants to have a team meeting in half an hour.

Smiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: mad
I hate meetings. Such a waste of time and terribly unnecessary. A two-hour "power" lunch on the other hand . . .. There's nothing like liquid lunch.

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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Grats Maz. I wish I had found a job that soon after graduation. Stupid Europe. Smiley: glare

Maz is just awesome, clearly above the curve and such.
Truly. His gravitas fills the room. Unfortunately for him, 16 year olds give 0 fuc-ks about gravitas.

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#22225 Jun 18 2013 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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It is somewhere close to 35°C here right now. Tomorrow it may pass that.





I ******* hate the heat!
#22226 Jun 18 2013 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
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Ha ha wuss.
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