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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I've been debating working out in the morning, but I already get up between 5-5:30. I COULD do the gym, and just shower/leave from there. But that's a little too close to midnight for comfort...
Right now I usually go when I get home from work, so I'll get there somewhere between 6:30 and 7:30. Wouldn't be bad, if I was waking up at a humane hour.
But thanks for the tip.
Right now I usually go when I get home from work, so I'll get there somewhere between 6:30 and 7:30. Wouldn't be bad, if I was waking up at a humane hour.
But thanks for the tip.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Oh, then just a cup of water before bed, especially if you wake up feeling thirsty. You still lose water while sleeping, just not a lot. Might help waking up, though I don't think it'll make it any more enjoyable to do so. 
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Seriously, **** the AM. There should be legal protections against people waking up before dawn.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
So how was everyone's Halloween?
Quiet. I babysat my 1yo granddaughter. She was a ladybug - no surprise there, but my daughter did her hair and she looked more like a Geisha because the outfit had "wings" that made it look a bit like a robe, a black cummerbund that was supposed to be the body of the bug I guess, and my daughter did her hair into a bun.
Also, the village where I live has an ordinance that is probably unconstitutional but is well-loved by the homeowners. No one 17 or under outside unaccompanied after 9pm or you will be picked up and taken to the Second Precinct where your parents will have to go to get you - about a 20 minute ride from here.
But I did miss one thing, I always watched Rocky Horror on Halloween with my other daughter but she doesn't live with us any longer and the baby said no, we're watching Pepa Pig.
Also, the village where I live has an ordinance that is probably unconstitutional but is well-loved by the homeowners. No one 17 or under outside unaccompanied after 9pm or you will be picked up and taken to the Second Precinct where your parents will have to go to get you - about a 20 minute ride from here.
But I did miss one thing, I always watched Rocky Horror on Halloween with my other daughter but she doesn't live with us any longer and the baby said no, we're watching Pepa Pig.
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Christ, young children's shows are a special kind of soul-crushingly annoying.
cynyck wrote:
But I did miss one thing, I always watched Rocky Horror on Halloween with my other daughter but she doesn't live with us any longer and the baby said no, we're watching Pepa Pig.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Christ, young children's shows are a special kind of soul-crushingly annoying.
Some of them are pretty good these days, though I'm glad we're starting to move out of the really simple baby phase into the young child phase. Watching things like Frozen or Lego Movie is a lot more fun than a lot of what we've been through the last 6 years or so.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Ugh, I've lost count how many times we've listened to music from Frozen.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
If it was good the first time, it should be good the 953,275th time as well right?
Thankfully I haven't been as saturated with that as I could be. They had the DVD at grandma's house and watched it there, the iPad can and will be turned down, and I'm getting better at tuning out anything and everything (or my hearing is going, whatever...). Elsa and Anna got lots of candy though, so that's a plus. Ran into a couple of others with the same costume as well, so yay for Disney, you made a ton of money.
Thankfully I haven't been as saturated with that as I could be. They had the DVD at grandma's house and watched it there, the iPad can and will be turned down, and I'm getting better at tuning out anything and everything (or my hearing is going, whatever...). Elsa and Anna got lots of candy though, so that's a plus. Ran into a couple of others with the same costume as well, so yay for Disney, you made a ton of money.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
"Do you wanna build a snowman?" "NOOOO!!"
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
OI, MAZ.
A Danish guy just called my office, trying to register two of his coworkers for a class we're running in March. He spelled out his email address for me... but he didn't know what the "@" was in English, and I (meaning: google) didn't know it in Danish.
So, uh, what is it?
A Danish guy just called my office, trying to register two of his coworkers for a class we're running in March. He spelled out his email address for me... but he didn't know what the "@" was in English, and I (meaning: google) didn't know it in Danish.
So, uh, what is it?
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
@ (at) is called "snabel-a" in Danish. Translating is... interesting. Snabel means trunk (like an elephant's trunk) in Danish, so it's a trunk-a, or "a with a trunk".
In writing this, I now realize that our language must seem like the Willy Wonka version of other languages.
Edited, Nov 4th 2014 5:40pm by Mazra
In writing this, I now realize that our language must seem like the Willy Wonka version of other languages.
Edited, Nov 4th 2014 5:40pm by Mazra
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
It kind of looks like an 'a' with a trunk now that you mention it. At least I won't be able to think of anything else while looking at it for a while... 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
You should hear the official names for some of our other symbols, like the å. Before we invented that one, we used double-a for the å-sound, so when the new letter was implemented, its official name was "å with a bun" (bolle-å). The Danish word for bun is "bolle", which is also the name of a spherical figure (originates from the Old English "bolli" which turned into "bowl" for you guys).
Incidentally, "bolle" is also slang for... coitus.
Incidentally, "bolle" is also slang for... coitus.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
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In writing this, I now realize that our language must seem like the Willy Wonka version of other languages.
At least you guys SEEM to make up fewer words than the Germans do.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
The snozberries are spelled like snozberries.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Just tested positive for strep throat. There goes my next couple of days. :I
That's why I never take those tests...
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Just tested positive for strep throat. There goes my next couple of days. :I
i just assume i have strep when i get sick
smoking less and drinking more usually clears it up in a few days
Hellbanned
idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
I know I'm getting sick after a flu shot, so I start mixing shots of Dayquil into my coffee starting the day before.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That sounds like it tastes awful.
Neither of the ingredients taste good, either do it all at once and get it over with or spread the suffering. The coffee tends to overpower the Dayquil, for what it's worth. Kind of like a sumo wrestler fights a luchador.
Edited, Nov 4th 2014 3:33pm by lolgaxe
Edited, Nov 4th 2014 3:33pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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