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#102 Jan 30 2012 at 9:21 AM Rating: Good
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Okay, cool.

I really, really tried to end the post here, but I just couldn't.

So, handcuffs... Smiley: sly
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#103 Jan 30 2012 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
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Forget the cuffs, wait until taser certification.
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#104 Jan 30 2012 at 9:29 AM Rating: Decent
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I know what happened last time I mentioned handcuffs... Lol. My daughter has a baby brother on the way! Lol. Sorry! Couldn't help myself!
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lolgaxe wrote:
Forget the cuffs, wait until taser certification.


Kinky! I hear a little electricity amplifies the... experience.
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#106 Jan 30 2012 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
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.02-.04 amps and about 1-2 joules coursing through one's body into (or out of, depending on who got tased) a wet ******* directly and both bodies completely locking up doesn't sound too appealing to me.

Funny sight, though. It's why you catch the person after they get tased, not hold on to them so they don't fall.

Edited, Jan 30th 2012 1:45pm by lolgaxe
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#107 Jan 30 2012 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
I'd rather fall to the ground as I see it coming at me using super human speed so I don't have to worry about the fall lol. Don't get me wrong, I know how to fall correctly on any surface, kind of hard to do so when you're being tased. I've never had it done to me, but I'm sure I'd rather than that pepper spray... That's already happened to me once. Hated my life lol
#108 Jan 30 2012 at 3:24 PM Rating: Good
Yeah, I think I'd rather be tazed than get pepper spray in the eye too. When I was about 14 I think, my parents had gone into town and I was home by myself. My mom had one of those pepper spray things on her keychain, and I was curious so I took it and sprayed a little in the kitchen sink. Oh boy... Even though none of it got into my eyes or touched my skin, it was really hard not to breathe it in, and that **** hurt. I opened up all the windows in the house, and opened the door to air it out, and even with them coming home over an hour later, they still smelled something funny in the air. They asked if I knew what it was, but I said I didn't know because I didn't want to get in trouble. =x
#109 Jan 30 2012 at 5:23 PM Rating: Good
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I put pepper spray on my scrambled eggs every Sunday. Seriously, though, it can't be worse than tear gas and we were forced to do push-ups in that crap.

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Don't get me wrong, I know how to fall correctly on any surface


Face first, arms flailing. The flailing causes friction which slows your movement through the air and your face then absorbs the blow before serious harm can come to the rest of your body.

Patented. Smiley: waycool

Edited, Jan 31st 2012 12:23am by Mazra
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