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#27 Jan 20 2012 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
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So, how you doin'? Smiley: sly
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#28 Jan 20 2012 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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I'll stick to my M24 SWS or, in a pinch, Browning 9mm SAP.


Well, the M24 will work, but that will be because of the system and not because of the distraction, thus making your choice of bacon flawed. Aside from steel security doors and overly thick walls, apartments here are too blasted close together and binoculars are cheap -- nobody leaves windows uncovered unless they want an audience.

I'm too left eye dominant for precision shooting. On the other hand, the M203 had buckshot rounds. Smiley: laugh

#29 Jan 20 2012 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
Personally I choose a woman in a bacon bikini marinated in beer. Possibly wearing a tin hat to foil scientologists and government.
#30 Jan 20 2012 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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WHY IS THERE A WOMAN IN MY BEER?!

Get in the kitchen and fetch me a new beer.
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#31 Jan 20 2012 at 1:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Umm wtf just happened in here?
#32 Jan 20 2012 at 1:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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All wrong! Tinfoil bikini... that's the ticket.... tinfoil wrapped bacon and a moulded beer bottle... out of tinfoil, what else?
#33 Jan 20 2012 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Okay, I think I get it...I see complete nerdrage and mix of "hard up" nerdies who like to picture hot women in bacon and tinfoil bikinis... I think I'll go back to the FFXIV rage boards on Zam until all this clears up :P *in case you havn't noticed I'm just kidding*
#34 Jan 20 2012 at 2:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Wait, this isn't the novice guide to HFP ... steer clear of helboar?

Of course, that reminds me of bacon, thus of derails and so of the usual derails. In search of quality, handcrafted, artesanal +1s I am forced to ask:

What kind of bacon do they have where every you live now?

And in homage to the usual:


If you have to pick one (and only one) of the following, which one do you pick?
Bacon:6 (26.1%)
Beer:3 (13.0%)
Bewbs:11 (47.8%)
A tinfoil hat so that I can foil law enforcement's efforts to get the dirt on Mazra and Someproteinguy!:3 (13.0%)
Total:23


Ladies are free to substitute accordingly but please explain the substitution with all the gravity and seriousness the question deserves. Smiley: nod


I would have to pick bewbs. Bacon and beer go straight to mah junk in tha trunk, and after two pregnancies, I'm done with junk in the trunk. That and I think my husband would love that I picked bewbs over bacon too :D
#35 Jan 20 2012 at 2:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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LillithaFenimore wrote:
I see complete nerdrage and mix of "hard up" nerdies who like to picture hot women in bacon and tinfoil bikinis...


That sums up these boards better than anything I've seen written here in a long while. Smiley: lol
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#36 Jan 20 2012 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
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someproteinguy wrote:
LillithaFenimore wrote:
I see complete nerdrage and mix of "hard up" nerdies who like to picture hot women in bacon and tinfoil bikinis...


That sums up these boards better than anything I've seen written here in a long while. Smiley: lol


Well, at least the nerdies here seem to have a bit more laughs than the ones on the FFXIV forums. Holy cow, that place is as serious as serious can be! I'm serious on there too...only cause my husband and I spent a pretty penny to have a new rig to play ><; But other than that, get your shields out over there :P

So, it's just nice to see a change of pace :)
#37 Jan 20 2012 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
Lillitha, these sort of derails are pretty common here. It's best to just go with the flow. Although, since I like girls too it's a bit easier for me. Huzzah for bewbies! Still, I don't get the male obsession with bacon and beer. I'm not a big fan of either of those.

@Poldy, I know a few people replied to the thread on topic, but only one of those people actually plays on Hyjal and they're still leveling. There's a reason we don't accept recruitment threads from new posters, I would think that ******** about guild drama would be the same.
#38 Jan 20 2012 at 2:52 PM Rating: Decent
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Lillitha, these sort of derails are pretty common here. It's best to just go with the flow. Although, since I like girls too it's a bit easier for me. Huzzah for bewbies! Still, I don't get the male obsession with bacon and beer. I'm not a big fan of either of those.

@Poldy, I know a few people replied to the thread on topic, but only one of those people actually plays on Hyjal and they're still leveling. There's a reason we don't accept recruitment threads from new posters, I would think that ******** about guild drama would be the same.


LOL, yeah, I'll go with the flow with the topics. Especially now since my daughter is waking up from nap and having an episode of complete baby rage. So again, derails make me a happy mommy :)

Now back on topic: Why on earth is there drama in a video game? I thought the point was to enjoy a game, and if you have issues with it, you move on? Just a thought!
#39 Jan 20 2012 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good
Because people are involved. Some people are just ****-stirrers. I think most of us would rather do without the drama, but there are others who live to start it and others who live on it, period.
#40 Jan 20 2012 at 4:42 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I think most of us would rather do without the drama, but there are others who live to start it and others who live on it, period.


What are you saying, Tails? You saying I like to stir up drama? Is that what you're saying?! ***** you, I thought we were friends.

YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL!

Also, Jews...


I know, I know. Weak. I'm just not feeling it tonight.
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#41 Jan 20 2012 at 5:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Still, I don't get the male obsession with bacon and beer. I'm not a big fan of either of those.


You are dead to me. You hear me? DEAD!

Pork is the meat of kings!

#42 Jan 20 2012 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good
LillithaFenimore wrote:


Now back on topic: Why on earth is there drama in a video game? I thought the point was to enjoy a game, and if you have issues with it, you move on? Just a thought!


Video games are SRS business! >:O

So are bacon bikinis.


(As a woman... I also enjoy bacon, bewbs and beer. So I can't really completely back the disagreement with the male fascination. It's like women and extra pillows on the bed: It just is)
#43 Jan 20 2012 at 5:50 PM Rating: Decent
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O.o; that is all.
#44 Jan 20 2012 at 5:58 PM Rating: Excellent
Mazra wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I think most of us would rather do without the drama, but there are others who live to start it and others who live on it, period.


What are you saying, Tails? You saying I like to stir up drama? Is that what you're saying?! ***** you, I thought we were friends.

YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL!

Also, Jews...


I know, I know. Weak. I'm just not feeling it tonight.


Hey Maz. Smiley: tongue

Criminy, I never said I didn't like pork, I said I don't like bacon. And that's not entirely true either. I like limpy bacon, and bacon on cheesebugers. That's about it though. I do really like ham and sausage though.
#45 Jan 20 2012 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
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Limpy bacon. Smiley: dubious
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#46 Jan 20 2012 at 6:39 PM Rating: Excellent
Yeah, the kind that's chewy instead of crispy. I think it tastes better.
#47 Jan 20 2012 at 7:25 PM Rating: Decent
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o.o; BWAHAHAHAH! XD
#48 Jan 20 2012 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
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We're still talking about bacon, right?
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#49 Jan 20 2012 at 7:38 PM Rating: Default
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/facepalm. Who knows.
#50 Jan 20 2012 at 7:44 PM Rating: Good
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On the other hand, the M203 had buckshot rounds. Smiley: laugh
Oh man I hate the M203 with the fiery heat of a thousand suns of pure ebony loathing. The additional weight throws me off just enough to be annoying.
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#51 Jan 20 2012 at 8:32 PM Rating: Good
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We're still talking about bacon, right?


Yes you perv, I was still talking about bacon. Smiley: tongue
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