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#52 Nov 29 2011 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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What? Smiley: confused
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#53 Nov 29 2011 at 7:54 AM Rating: Good
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/me hands Mazra a beer.
Calm down, don't worry about it and just drink that beer. You'll feel better.
#54 Nov 29 2011 at 7:56 AM Rating: Good
Aww poor Maz!

I'm really just confused because I have no earthly idea why Rhode is mentioning his uncle Jack and a horse. I don't know if it's some meme reference I'm missing, or if he's just being strange. =x
#55 Nov 29 2011 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Aww poor Maz!

I'm really just confused because I have no earthly idea why Rhode is mentioning his uncle Jack and a horse. I don't know if it's some meme reference I'm missing, or if he's just being strange. =x

"Would someone please help my uncle, Jack, off his horse?" -> "Would someone please help my uncle jack off his horse?"
#56 Nov 29 2011 at 8:04 AM Rating: Good
You know, my brain briefly went there when I first read it, but maybe because it's late (or early depending on your perspective and sleep habits), it escaped as quickly.
#57 Nov 29 2011 at 8:15 AM Rating: Good
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Nothing like a grammar lesson that involves bestiality. Parents love those.

Ps. I know that a 'fruit fly' is. I was just making LOUD NOISES!
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Ah the rich pottery of the English sandwich
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I never doubted it for a moment Mazra. Your command of the English language is second to nuns
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#60 Nov 29 2011 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
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I never doubted it for a moment Mazra. Your command of the English language is second to nuns


Dam nuns. There to good.

That actually hurt my soul.
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#61 Nov 29 2011 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
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Ha ha you have a soul to hurt.
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#62 Nov 29 2011 at 10:22 AM Rating: Default
LOL yes cause someone too lazy to get up and pee in a toilet is more serious then me lol! Or maybe you didn't catch that part. No really she was having "Accidents" playing on her computer.. I came home from work one day and I smelled ****... and since I came home early like 2 hours I got the deer in the headlights look from my soon to be EX wife when I asked if the cat pissed on something.. till she got up and her pants were wet!


I mean on the weekends I'd play 12 hours with her to catch up and usually pass her. One since I was a tank and she was a rogue it was MUCH easier for me to get gear, and 2 I could either Tank on my main or at the time jump to my mage and nuke some stuff before duel spec came out. Once that came out then it was much easier for me to pug with other groups on my time off during the week and progress in 2-3 hours what her guild would spend 6-9 hours doing weekly. Now to her advantage she had 4 70's to my 2 but still my group I lead on the weekends would go further cause they wouldn't play during the week EXCEPT to farm for the weekend here and there or do the Shattered Sun dailies for GOLD.

Now she admitted to having a problem, but then instead of getting help she got a divorce because "No female shrink was going to tell her how to run her FING life and marriage!"

Kinda sad how our daughter got caught in the crossfire. But soon It goes to court and with some things I'll keep off here outside her admitting in writing she was urinating her self I should hopefully have my daughter. Too bad I've nearly put WORLD of WARCRAFT down due to the memories of my EX but I have a better woman now in my life and my place no longer smells of urine!

Actually Pigtails since your a woman I'll ask you.... IF a man tried to get you help from gaming addiction to the point she was at and he told you that the only way you would stay married if you went to counseling TOGETHER would you run off or would you give the chance?!
#63 Nov 29 2011 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
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Domestic violence isn't funny. Smiley: glare

Also, where've you been lately? I haven't seen you on Proudmoore and when I logged into my DK a couple days ago for the anniversary, I got the return from the mace i sent you, but it was sent by "unknown." Did you transfer off the server or do a name change? =x


They called for tasteless jokes. What is more tasteless than that?

And yes, I transferred off. I had a very strange run-in with somebody on the server and I got scared away. Sorry. Smiley: frown
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And yes, I transferred off. I had a very strange run-in with somebody on the server and I got scared away. Sorry. Smiley: frown


You actually transferred off a server because of a strange run-in? What the hell happened? Surprise buttsex in the Deeprun Tram with a Goblin, or what?
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And yes, I transferred off. I had a very strange run-in with somebody on the server and I got scared away. Sorry. Smiley: frown


You actually transferred off a server because of a strange run-in? What the hell happened? Surprise buttsex in the Deeprun Tram with a Goblin, or what?


Let's just say I'm not nearly as open-minded as I thought and, therefore, not open-minded enough for that server. That work for ya?

Edited, Nov 30th 2011 8:55am by Bigdaddyjug
#66 Nov 30 2011 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
Aww, that's okay Juggy. I am fully aware that Proudmoore is not for everyone. I'd guess someone from one of the Taint guilds hit on you and it freaked you out? They can be a bit over the top sometimes. Smiley: lol

But you didn't need to take me off real id too. Smiley: tongue I enjoyed playing with you, and it'd be fun to do heroics together occasionally.

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Actually Pigtails since your a woman I'll ask you.... IF a man tried to get you help from gaming addiction to the point she was at and he told you that the only way you would stay married if you went to counseling TOGETHER would you run off or would you give the chance?!


If I still loved the guy, and wanted to save my marriage, absolutely. But to be honest, I would never let it get to that point. Sure, there are times I will hold it while I'm playing because I'm busy doing something, but I've never got remotely close to being so absorbed in the game that I forget to use the bathroom, or sleep or eat. That's incredibly ****** up. That really hints that WoW was not the real issue for your wife. There is something else seriously wrong with her if she was able to get that absorbed in it.

My primary has on occasion joked about being a WoW widow. I'll admit, I have from time to time, gotten a bit carried away with how much I play. But that was really due more to depression and **** going on in my life that I just didn't know how to deal with, than the game itself. It's an escape, and sometimes a needed one. But sometimes I do go overboard and if he tells me I'm going overboard, I try very hard to own that and cut back without getting resentful of him. Plus, if he really needs me, I'm there for him. This last weekend I had the opportunity to test out the Star Wars MMO. Literally, 5 minutes after I got a group for the first dungeon after you leave the starting zone, he sent me a text asking if I could come pick him up because he didn't want to sleep alone. I told him I'd just got in a dungeon and would he mind waiting an hour or so. He replied that he wasn't in the right head space to be able to handle coming second to a video game, so I told him I'd be right over. I apologized to the people in my group and left, and got him and brought him back to my place. I may not be perfect, but I am always there for my men and my friends when they need me. If I was in the middle of a raid in WoW, I'd do the same thing.
#67 Nov 30 2011 at 2:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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#68 Nov 30 2011 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
Eh, that article is actually kind of obnoxious. As are several of the comments, one of which I replied to. I love it when people claim that WoW players aren't real gamers because gear is handed to you. Sure, some of it is. Any idiot can say that, but has that idiot done any heroic modes lately? I think not.
#69 Nov 30 2011 at 3:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Eh, that article is actually kind of obnoxious. As are several of the comments, one of which I replied to. I love it when people claim that WoW players aren't real gamers because gear is handed to you. Sure, some of it is. Any idiot can say that, but has that idiot done any heroic modes lately? I think not.


Smiley: lol

I had to go back and read it. But yeah, comments are obnoxious in general. Often amusing though. Smiley: grin

What didn't you like about the article btw?

Edited, Nov 30th 2011 1:07pm by someproteinguy
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#70 Nov 30 2011 at 3:28 PM Rating: Good
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Bigdaddyjug wrote:
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And yes, I transferred off. I had a very strange run-in with somebody on the server and I got scared away. Sorry. Smiley: frown


You actually transferred off a server because of a strange run-in? What the hell happened? Surprise buttsex in the Deeprun Tram with a Goblin, or what?


Let's just say I'm not nearly as open-minded as I thought and, therefore, not open-minded enough for that server. That work for ya?


Soooo... surprise buttsex in the Deeprun Tram, ya?
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#71 Nov 30 2011 at 3:28 PM Rating: Good
This comment says it best:

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I will tell you what scares us at my OWN site as female gamers. Is that the misconceptions that existed when I started my site 9 years ago, STILL exist. That there are studies like this being done..STILL. Mostly because a man somewhere thought it would be interesting to another MAN. In their minds it somehow come across as we need this validation from them or to be provided to other male gamers.

None of it matters. What matters IS the game. Women play EVERYTHING, not just WoW, not just Cafe World. I smell a few ringers in here too, but I love Venture Beat and I get the model..gotta get the hits. But as Oliver pointed out, this article is a waste of space. How does it help the industry as a whole? It doesn't. Who we're having sex with or where we're having sex is completely irrelevant. To my girls who are gamers, game on. To my guys who love the women gamers in their lives, thanks for loving us. Those of you who hate us..well enjoy your date with your hand on Friday night. You could have had a woman that likes playing games WITH you, not asking every five minutes when you'll be done or saying games are stupid and childish. But hey, you do what you like. That is all.


Not only that, the differences in percentages are too small to be relevant. Women who game are 5% more likely to have sex? That's it? BFD.
#72 Nov 30 2011 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good
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Moonkin Aura gives me 5% haste. Does that mean it's not relevant?
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#73 Nov 30 2011 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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Soooo... surprise buttsex in the Deeprun Tram, ya?
Deeprun Tram sounds like what a ******************* WoWite would call surprise buttsex.

"Yeah, I totally Deeprun Trammed her."
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Wonder Gem PigtailsOfDoom wrote:

Not only that, the differences in percentages are too small to be relevant. Women who game are 5% more likely to have sex? That's it? BFD.


Quick Google search tells me the margin of error is like 2% for 2k respondents (not that I believe that to be wholly accurate or anything, as it's based on a population of 200 million), but ya hardly an earth-shattering difference there even if it is statistically significant. The saying "if you need a test to tell you something is significant, it isn't" springs to mind. The sex difference, especially the way it appears to be worded is hardly the most interesting stat. they came up with. Especially considering the ever-persistent "women play games just to socialize" thing was pretty much blown out of the water, again, and got little mention.

Suppose that doesn't make a catchy headline though. Smiley: rolleyes

Edited, Nov 30th 2011 2:25pm by someproteinguy
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#75 Nov 30 2011 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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Soooo... surprise buttsex in the Deeprun Tram, ya?
Deeprun Tram sounds like what a murloc@#%^er WoWite would call surprise buttsex.

"Yeah, I totally Deeprun Trammed her."


"My Deeprun Tram went through that tunnel."
#76 Nov 30 2011 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
Mazra wrote:
Moonkin Aura gives me 5% haste. Does that mean it's not relevant?


Of course that's relevant. However, a 5% difference amongst a survey of 2000 women is hardly significant. Especially given the margin of error protein mentions.
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