OMFG Pandaren? I'm quitting! And here's why...Follow

I am unhappy about the announced expansion. So because of that, I am going to vent my anger at everyone on this forum, because I expect you all to somehow care about what I think, despite the fact that you don't know me or have any reason to care, I will nontheless tell you anyway.

I have been playing this game for an amount of time, which somehow makes my opinion worth something. And based on that, I think that Pandaren will totally destroy this game.

There are any number of reasons why. Here are some of them.

1- The inclusion of these pandas will make the game very childish. I want a game full of magic and dragons which is not childish. I want a very serious and grown-up game where I can throw fireballs at goblins without pandas anywhere.

2- There is no lore about Pandaren at all, and this somehow means that the developers shouldn't try to make any or create any. Creativity sucks. I want the same kind of thing we have seen a hundred times before.

3- The inclusion of Pandaria and its exotic oriental atmosphere will totally ruin the exotic atmosphere of the game. Just like how the inclusion of Outland and the exotic atmosphere of it ruined Azeroth before.

4- Pandas are dumb.

5- Having semi-animal type people will attract furries to the game. I'm glad we don't have any of them already.

6- Pandaren are a joke race. They are only there for comedy. Blizzard has never made joke races playable before. So they shouldn't now. And on that subject, goblins are totally serious and not a joke, guys.

Despite the fact that this game is the most popular MMO on the market, this expansions clearly shows that it is dying. Don't ask me to explain why, it just is. I am going to switch to Star Wars instead, because clearly that is a franchise that still has a lot of life left in it, and has very very grown-up races like wookies and ewoks.

I also noticed that they are wanting to make it possible for our vanity pets to DO THINGS!! WTF is up with that? I like my pets to just sit there and look nice and be utterly inactive. Doing things is stupid.

So yeah, good job Blizzard, I am totally quitting this game for ever and ever and ever, until I come back. Which I won't. Promise. Hah! You guys are totally losing out here. While you're playing with your childish martial arts bears, I'll be swinging around a laser sword and zapping bad guys like a real grown-up gamer!

I really hope Blizzard loses all of its subscribers because of this, because they deserve to be punished because of my dislike of their development choices! That would definitely teach them for making a game with this type of content. I pray for their financial destruction, because I am SO INSANELY RIDICULOUSLY ANGRY at this for some reason!!

Vanity pets are going to "do things?!?"


Sweeeet.

I'm tired of Varian's BS, and I sure as hell won't be raging war against Horde just because he says so. Garrosh is a prick, and as long as I am looking at "Goblin Slums" he can kiss my *** as well.

You DO get to pick a side, by being a Pandaren.

The only problem is, the choosing is kind of forced upon you. You MUST choose one or the other.

Edited, Oct 24th 2011 8:25am by Lyrailis

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Those conflicts are interesting, and I'm willing to take a stand. That's not the case with WoW--I have no interest in killing Orcs just because my leader's a racist (or because theirs is and they are following his orders).

If they were to break the factions down into political organizations, rather than racial ones, I'd be far more interested in the conflict. But you'd need to be able to have some racial freedom to do that (which could either involve "choosing" or it could involve them creating new racial groups within each faction--like if they made a group of Blood Elf separatists loyal to the ALliance).

<Insert gay joke here>

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