Dangers of lurking on message boards...Follow

Scientific studies have shown that spending too much time lurking on message boards will give you diabetes. If you have been lurking on these boards without registering and posting please take the time for your own health to register and post in this thread. Your health depends on it.

Diabetes is a serious illness, but certainly not the only thing that can result from lurking. Often lurkers will experience elephantiasis of the right nostril. This is a painful and dangerous malaise requiring surgery. Please, if you love your right nostril, and we all do, stop lurking.

Registering is easy, and can stop much undesired suffering.

If you find that you have been lurking for longer than 3 years, you may have contracted a case of spinal warts. This is uncommon as most lurkers become aware of their problem years before these grow. If you are indeed a lurker of more than 3 years you have a 97.348% chance of having spinal warts. Do not fear. There is a treatment available that will cure your warts within several days. All you have to do is register and post in this thread.

The actual content of your post is of course important. You will need to tell us a bit about yourself and let us know your favorite class in World of Warcraft. If you do not know what your favorite class is please go play World of Warcraft and then hurry back to share what you have found with us. Furthermore you will need to have opinions that you are willing to share.

If you feel unwilling to share your opinions you are probably afflicted with apathetic lurkitis. The only known cure for this is to post a new thread in the hunter forum detailing how you disbelieve that Aethien is the hunter god. A secondary cure, however with more dangerous side effects, is to post a new thread in the Rogue forums entitled: Theophany does not have all the answers.

Once you have done this you will get responses that should provoke an emotional response from you. This emotional response should allow you to form an opinion.

Good Luck lurkers. Your health depends on you taking action.

I'm fighting Diabeetus.

Post it in the bored druid thread instead, I actually check that more than once in a blue moon.

Aethien avatar is awesome, that's all i have to say about that.

As a side note, if you choose to purchase the girl separately be sure to check for compatibility issues before unwrapping at home. Apparently some models don't work so well with the ducky gag.

omg lolgaxe. I think I just fell in love with you a little. That clip was hilarious!

Well if it is to keep me from seeing more doctors then I already do, I shall come out of the lovely cold shadows. So here goes;

Hi Everybody,

My name is Dark and I live in Australia. I have died twice on the operating table and once when I was born (Can I be classed as living after dieing that many times?). I have been lurking on these forums for about 4-5 years and think Pigtails avatars are hawt.

My favourite character would be my Goblin Rogue, due to the fact that he can catch up to most mount Alli's and stun lock kill them from the shadows.

Cheers
Dark

Don't get too excited yet. Wait to see if the lurker sticks around long enough to become a poster first.

OMG I think I've posted just in time, no medical condition for me

Always read the fine print, it was too good to be truth!

They should make a package deal.

Buy one ducky gag and get a Japanese girl for free.

*Japanese girl may not be to your liking

If we're gonna make it creepy, why not take it a bit further?

But I thought we met here on Friday mornings.