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#1 Aug 24 2011 at 10:44 AM Rating: Good
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Has anyone else noticed that we adventurers are immune to the plague? We should use that as a weapon more often. I mean I can log out a toon in the Easter Plaguelands for years and it will never contract the plague. I feel like alchemists should have distilled our blood into an anti-plague elixir by now.
#2 Aug 24 2011 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
Our adventurers also seem to be immune to sleep deprivation, whatever is running through our blood streams must be keeping us pretty wired.
#3 Aug 24 2011 at 12:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Not to mention there's nothing but a handful of outhouses in all of Azeroth, and those seem to have quest-givers hiding in them mostly.
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#4 Aug 24 2011 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
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The Enterprise-D schematics had two bathrooms on Deck 1. One is in Picard's ready room, and is his private commode, and the other is the door near the conference room.
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#5 Aug 24 2011 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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Lolgaxe are you saying that in the future you will not have to pee?
#6 Aug 24 2011 at 5:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Just as the Federation has become so advanced they no longer need money, food has become so advanced that it is entirely digested so the body produces no waste. (Or at least that's what I gleaned from learning about the scarcity of washrooms on the Enterprise).
#7 Aug 25 2011 at 12:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Is it bad that I am happy that someone is looking into this...?
#8 Aug 25 2011 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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Moonkissed wrote:
Lolgaxe are you saying that in the future you will not have to pee?


no, no, no... you guys have it all wrong.

the Federation uses miniaturized transporter technology built in to every pair of standard issue pants.

now, WHERE all that waste is transported... THAT is a good question.
#9 Aug 25 2011 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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capcanuk wrote:
Moonkissed wrote:
Lolgaxe are you saying that in the future you will not have to pee?


no, no, no... you guys have it all wrong.

the Federation uses miniaturized transporter technology built in to every pair of standard issue pants.

now, WHERE all that waste is transported... THAT is a good question.


Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
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#10 Aug 25 2011 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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Has anyone else noticed that we adventurers are immune to the plague?

Um, the Forsaken would take issue with that statement. =P
#11 Aug 25 2011 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
capcanuk wrote:
Moonkissed wrote:
Lolgaxe are you saying that in the future you will not have to pee?
no, no, no... you guys have it all wrong.

the Federation uses miniaturized transporter technology built in to every pair of standard issue pants.

now, WHERE all that waste is transported... THAT is a good question.
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
To get NASA back on track, we need to convince them that it's imperative we **** on martians.

I'm okay with this.
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#12 Aug 25 2011 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Mazra wrote:
capcanuk wrote:
Moonkissed wrote:
Lolgaxe are you saying that in the future you will not have to pee?
no, no, no... you guys have it all wrong.

the Federation uses miniaturized transporter technology built in to every pair of standard issue pants.

now, WHERE all that waste is transported... THAT is a good question.
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
To get NASA back on track, we need to convince them that it's imperative we **** on martians.

I'm okay with this.


I'm not sure that NASA disagrees. They sure seem deeply invested in finding martians in any case.
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#13 Aug 26 2011 at 12:17 AM Rating: Good
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capcanuk wrote:
Moonkissed wrote:
Lolgaxe are you saying that in the future you will not have to pee?


no, no, no... you guys have it all wrong.

the Federation uses miniaturized transporter technology built in to every pair of standard issue pants.

now, WHERE all that waste is transported... THAT is a good question.
That's actually a question with an answer. All waste is fed back into the replicator system to be broken down into the building blocks of whatever you need to replicate.

Though the book I read that said that actually had a section discussing the toilets and their role in the whole thing.
#14 Aug 26 2011 at 6:12 AM Rating: Good
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Imagine if the replicator breaks down midways through turning Picard's waste into jello for McRedshirt.
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Mazra wrote:
Imagine if the replicator breaks down midways through turning Picard's waste into jello for McRedshirt.
I don't think it goes straight from one stage to the other. Smiley: tongue
#16 Aug 26 2011 at 6:33 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Imagine if the replicator breaks down midways through turning Picard's waste into jello for McRedshirt.
I don't think it goes straight from one stage to the other. Smiley: tongue


I imagine a conveyor belt with a thingy above it that turns the crap into food as it passes under it.
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#17 Aug 26 2011 at 8:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Imagine if the replicator breaks down midways through turning Picard's waste into jello for McRedshirt.
I don't think it goes straight from one stage to the other. Smiley: tongue


I imagine a conveyor belt with a thingy above it that turns the crap into food as it passes under it.

And Lucille Ball madly trying to package all that crap food up as it comes off the end of the conveyor.
#18 Aug 26 2011 at 9:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
capcanuk wrote:
Moonkissed wrote:
Lolgaxe are you saying that in the future you will not have to pee?


no, no, no... you guys have it all wrong.

the Federation uses miniaturized transporter technology built in to every pair of standard issue pants.

now, WHERE all that waste is transported... THAT is a good question.
That's actually a question with an answer. All waste is fed back into the replicator system to be broken down into the building blocks of whatever you need to replicate.

Though the book I read that said that actually had a section discussing the toilets and their role in the whole thing.


So in the future, my toilet is going to dispense beer... I am beginning to like this recycling thing.

Edited, Aug 26th 2011 11:44am by mdelevie
#19 Aug 26 2011 at 9:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Not to mention there's nothing but a handful of outhouses in all of Azeroth, and those seem to have quest-givers hiding in them mostly.


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