Yeah I know we usually don't like recruitment posts here. I fully accept that I'm not likely to get any bites, but you never know! There might be people out there desperate enough to server transfer for a once a week raid.
Sparkle Magic, a GLBT friendly guild is looking for people to fill out its alt raid 10-man roster for Firelands.
Who are we?
Zombies! Run run run…..
The Spiel:
Zombie Ninja Cheerleaders, the raid, runs once a week. It is a four hour raid group that is based on the highly oxymoronic concept of casual progression. What it really means is that we’ll wipe n wipe & then eat a chocolate! And then we get a kill!
We take our wipes and kills seriously, so we’re looking for some like-minded people to share the zombiness with us! We don’t obsess about meters or logs but we would like to get our loot thank you very much, so you are expected to be well geared and knowledgeable about your class!
What do we need?
Well geared, awesome and chocolate addicted:
Mdps: None
Healers: Priest/Pally.
Range dps: Boomkin, Shammy.
Tank: Pally/Druid/DK.
When to show up
Every Friday, 7-11 Server time
Gosh! It’s purple!
We don’t obsess about loot (other than one person crying that Johnny Depp never drops). We follow the good ol’ Need before Greed system. But, if it is a bigger update for someone, we turn sagey and nice and accept joyful thanks as we hand it over to the other person all the while muttering under our breath. (The use of childish curse words like, o fish, bugger etc. is prohibited).
So if a cloth piece drops and the mage and warlock both want it, we all sit back and watch a fear-sheep duel and then the rest of us vote on the basis of showmanship and style. And then we give it to the priest and run like chickens as we have the fear of getting sheeped!
What we ask from you?
->You must be this high (ilvl359) to ride this raid group (yeah baby!)
->Do your homework before raid time. Once a week so be prepared!
->Show some skin! Uhh I mean… be on time and not skip as we run ONCE a week only.
->Stay clear of drama (unless it involves a highly intriguing performance by Julie Andrews)
->Have patience! Be patient! Take deep breaths. We will wipe! We’re Zombies! Hang in there!
How to Apply:
1) To apply simply visit www.sparklemagic.wowstead.com and follow the application directions (found in the recruitment forum). Be sure to include that you are applying to the ZNC raid.
2) Talk to Sildrath/Anathaemus in-game.
Edited, Aug 23rd 2011 5:30pm by PigtailsOfDoom
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#2
Aug 23 2011 at 6:11 PM
What's this, I don't even...
No mention of free beer anywhere.
No mention of free beer anywhere.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#3
Aug 23 2011 at 6:24 PM
Friday night for 4 hrs...with no beer and no boobs? Why would i do that?
#4
Aug 23 2011 at 11:15 PM
Because killing **** is fun?
Okay fine. If you guys ask really nice, I *might* show my boobs to get people on our raid team. Might.
Okay fine. If you guys ask really nice, I *might* show my boobs to get people on our raid team. Might.
#5
Aug 23 2011 at 11:19 PM
Recruiting for a one night raid stand on Proudmoore.
I'm kind of out of the loop my computer has been so iffy lately, I ran a regular today just so I could ding exalted with a faction (that I just realized now I never did go buy the rep rewards from anyway) and lost the first tank and a dps on the first pull. Completed the dungeon just fine with replacements. Then I got on my druid and wondered why it was taking 60+ seconds on single mob pulls... while I'm standing there in normal "race" form rather than shape-shifted and wondering why my heals aren't doing their job to keep me alive and why things weren't dieing... died... shape-shifted and the same mob died in under 5 seconds when I was doing my job right.
Edited, Aug 24th 2011 1:24am by Gwenorgan
I'm kind of out of the loop my computer has been so iffy lately, I ran a regular today just so I could ding exalted with a faction (that I just realized now I never did go buy the rep rewards from anyway) and lost the first tank and a dps on the first pull. Completed the dungeon just fine with replacements. Then I got on my druid and wondered why it was taking 60+ seconds on single mob pulls... while I'm standing there in normal "race" form rather than shape-shifted and wondering why my heals aren't doing their job to keep me alive and why things weren't dieing... died... shape-shifted and the same mob died in under 5 seconds when I was doing my job right.
Edited, Aug 24th 2011 1:24am by Gwenorgan
#6
Aug 24 2011 at 12:46 AM
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Okay fine. If you guys ask really nice, I *might* show my boobs to get people on our raid team. Might.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#7
Aug 24 2011 at 1:19 AM
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
If you guys ask really nice, I *might* show my boobs to get people on our raid team. Might.
I'm on Proudmoore. If you show me your boobs, I might apply for a raid spot.
#8
Aug 24 2011 at 2:19 AM
I still have your toons friended on there. Neither of them are even close to 85. 
#9
Aug 24 2011 at 3:05 AM
I have geared Alliance 85s I can faction change! Come on. A quick peep 
(edit: I do also have a high level Horde that's not on your friends list too)
Edited, Aug 24th 2011 9:28am by Smallsword
(edit: I do also have a high level Horde that's not on your friends list too)
Edited, Aug 24th 2011 9:28am by Smallsword
#11
Aug 24 2011 at 6:10 AM
Pacific Time Zone for anyone looking/considering.
#12
Aug 24 2011 at 7:27 AM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
BOOBS OR RED ARROW! 
QFT.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#13
Aug 24 2011 at 8:17 AM
If I hadn't just gotten a spot on the raid team on my Alliance shadow priest, I would totally server transfer my blood elf protection paladin to your server and apply.
Edited, Aug 24th 2011 9:18am by Bigdaddyjug
Edited, Aug 24th 2011 9:18am by Bigdaddyjug
#14
Aug 24 2011 at 10:49 AM
[rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. I mean I would love to show something off for you, or anyone else really, but alas no one wants to see.
[/rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. I mean I would love to show something off for you, or anyone else really, but alas no one wants to see.
[/rant]
#15
Aug 24 2011 at 10:57 AM
Moonkissed wrote:
[rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. I mean I would love to show something off for you, or anyone else really, but alas no one wants to see.
[/rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. I mean I would love to show something off for you, or anyone else really, but alas no one wants to see.
[/rant]
Idiggory would like to have a word with you...
#16
Aug 24 2011 at 10:59 AM
Moonkissed wrote:
[rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. [/rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. [/rant]
#17
Aug 24 2011 at 11:18 AM
RAWDEAL wrote:
Moonkissed wrote:
[rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. [/rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. [/rant]
I have $1, baby pictures, a costco card, a zoo membership, a bunch of random business cards, starbucks card...
Any of that do anything for you?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#18
Aug 24 2011 at 11:26 AM
someproteinguy wrote:
RAWDEAL wrote:
Moonkissed wrote:
[rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. [/rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. [/rant]
I have $1, baby pictures, a costco card, a zoo membership, a bunch of random business cards, starbucks card...
Any of that do anything for you?
#19
Aug 24 2011 at 11:26 AM
I've got a credit card for my bank account which has $200 less on it than it should at this point in time. Want to trade?
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#20
Aug 24 2011 at 11:26 AM
Moonkissed wrote:
[rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. I mean I would love to show something off for you, or anyone else really, but alas no one wants to see.
[/rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. I mean I would love to show something off for you, or anyone else really, but alas no one wants to see.
[/rant]
I really shouldn't be posting this, now should I?
Ah what the hell, I'm tipsy and bored.
#21
Aug 24 2011 at 11:44 AM
RAWDEAL wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
RAWDEAL wrote:
Moonkissed wrote:
[rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. [/rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. [/rant]
I have $1, baby pictures, a costco card, a zoo membership, a bunch of random business cards, starbucks card...
Any of that do anything for you?
Well now you're just starting to sound like my wife.
Mazra wrote:
I've got a credit card for my bank account which has $200 less on it than it should at this point in time. Want to trade?
I'll trade you 3 business cards and a half-filled punch-card to Aiea Grill for $5 of credit.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
#22
Aug 24 2011 at 11:46 AM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Moonkissed wrote:
[rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. I mean I would love to show something off for you, or anyone else really, but alas no one wants to see.
[/rant]
You know I totally support the whole idea of showing off your cans to get people to join your group. That being said, it sort of makes me angry that there is nothing on a man that a woman WANTS to see. I mean I would love to show something off for you, or anyone else really, but alas no one wants to see.
[/rant]
Is is because people would rather see you going away, rather than approaching?
#23
Aug 24 2011 at 11:58 AM
someproteinguy wrote:
Mazra wrote:
I've got a credit card for my bank account which has $200 less on it than it should at this point in time. Want to trade?
I'll trade you 3 business cards and a half-filled punch-card to Aiea Grill for $5 of credit.
I wouldn't if I were you.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#24
Aug 24 2011 at 12:01 PM
Mazra wrote:
I wouldn't if I were you.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#25
Aug 24 2011 at 12:27 PM
lolgaxe wrote:
Mazra wrote:
I wouldn't if I were you.
Pass the spliff.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#26
Aug 24 2011 at 2:00 PM
Look guys I was just saying, girls should want to see pictures of something on men. Maybe they could get jazzed about our shins... or maybe our taints.
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