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#1 Jun 09 2011 at 3:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Surprisingly, my research indicates that 100% of WoW players actually play WoW. This finding was done after absolutely no semblance of academic research in my living room while too tired to stay awake. I painstakingly mulled over this finding without any common sense and intentionally worded my research conclusion in a way that leads people to agree with me. What do you folks have to say about this shocking yet insightful finding?*


*Please note that if you disagree with me in any way shape or form or dare call into question the integrity of my research or project I will resort to grade school insults and assure you that I am indeed pathetic and have no intentions of performing true academic research.
#2 Jun 09 2011 at 3:16 AM Rating: Excellent
I disagree with your findings so I guess I'd better get out of your thread.
#3 Jun 09 2011 at 3:17 AM Rating: Good
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ekaterinodar wrote:
Surprisingly, my research indicates that 100% of WoW players actually play WoW. This finding was done after absolutely no semblance of academic research in my living room while too tired to stay awake. I painstakingly mulled over this finding without any common sense and intentionally worded my research conclusion in a way that leads people to agree with me. What do you folks have to say about this shocking yet insightful finding?*


*Please note that if you disagree with me in any way shape or form or dare call into question the integrity of my research or project I will resort to grade school insults and assure you that I am indeed pathetic and have no intentions of performing true academic research.


I choose what is behind door #2.
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#4 Jun 09 2011 at 3:27 AM Rating: Good
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The Smallsword of Doom wrote:
I disagree with your findings so I guess I'd better get out of your thread.


I don't sew.
#5 Jun 09 2011 at 3:28 AM Rating: Good
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ekaterinodar wrote:
The Smallsword of Doom wrote:
I disagree with your findings so I guess I'd better get out of your thread.


I don't sew.


What happens when a button breaks off of your favorite shirt then??????

l2sew
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#6 Jun 09 2011 at 3:44 AM Rating: Good
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Kwestiun tekzt
Yes:0 (0.0%)
No:1 (2.6%)
choice 3:8 (21.1%)
I want to shag Pigtails'/Aeth's/Darqflame's avatar!:29 (76.3%)
Total:38


Edited, Jun 9th 2011 11:46am by Aethien
#7 Jun 09 2011 at 3:45 AM Rating: Good
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I voted, not telling what. But am assuming that choice meant door #2.
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#8 Jun 09 2011 at 4:06 AM Rating: Decent
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I disagree, look at frog and theo. wait, they count riht? SHOTS OF VODKA FOR ALL!
#9 Jun 09 2011 at 6:36 AM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
I voted, not telling what. But am assuming that choice meant door #2.

Depending on what you voted, the meaning is dubious.
#10 Jun 09 2011 at 6:52 AM Rating: Good
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This forum is filled with perverts.
#11 Jun 09 2011 at 6:55 AM Rating: Good
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I vote alcoholics.
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#12 Jun 09 2011 at 7:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Could easily be both.
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#13 Jun 09 2011 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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The bored druid thread definitely suggests both.
#14 Jun 09 2011 at 8:53 AM Rating: Good
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I'M A PERVERT!
#15 Jun 09 2011 at 9:04 AM Rating: Excellent
You should perform your next academic survey on people who are addicted to breathing. From what I've heard, it can be pretty fatal to try to withdraw. Some people just can't go more than a few seconds without the stuff.
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#16 Jun 09 2011 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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#17 Jun 09 2011 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
ekaterinodar wrote:
The Smallsword of Doom wrote:
I disagree with your findings so I guess I'd better get out of your thread.


I don't sew.


What happens when a button breaks off of your favorite shirt then??????

l2sew


Duct tape.
#18 Jun 09 2011 at 1:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Horsemouth wrote:
ekaterinodar wrote:
The Smallsword of Doom wrote:
I disagree with your findings so I guess I'd better get out of your thread.
I don't sew.
What happens when a button breaks off of your favorite shirt then??????

l2sew
That's what women are for.
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#19 Jun 09 2011 at 1:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Davejohnsan wrote:
You should perform your next academic survey on people who are addicted to breathing. From what I've heard, it can be pretty fatal to try to withdraw. Some people just can't go more than a few seconds without the stuff.


The problem, however, is that other studies show that breathing leads to death. In a very quantitative study, results showed that people who breathe a lot are likely to die within 100 years of starting this habit.
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#20 Jun 09 2011 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Davejohnsan wrote:
You should perform your next academic survey on people who are addicted to breathing. From what I've heard, it can be pretty fatal to try to withdraw. Some people just can't go more than a few seconds without the stuff.


The problem, however, is that other studies show that breathing leads to death. In a very quantitative study, results showed that people who breathe a lot are likely to die within 100 years of starting this habit.


Go conduct your study somewhere else. This is MY thread and I won't have it distorted by your fuzzy logic!!!


Coincidentally I found most WoW players do indeed breathe so I'm curious if there is some correlation between breathing and playing WoW.
#21 Jun 09 2011 at 2:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Horsemouth wrote:
ekaterinodar wrote:
The Smallsword of Doom wrote:
I disagree with your findings so I guess I'd better get out of your thread.
I don't sew.
What happens when a button breaks off of your favorite shirt then??????

l2sew
That's what women are for.

Most of the time, when you sew a woman onto your shirt to replace a button, you need to remember to expand the corresponding buttonhole.
#22 Jun 09 2011 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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ElMuneco wrote:

Most of the time

Wait...what?


Edited, Jun 9th 2011 5:42pm by Brisin
#23 Jun 09 2011 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
ElMuneco wrote:
Most of the time, when you sew a woman onto your shirt to replace a button, you need to remember to expand the corresponding buttonhole.


You know, I was sitting here for the last five minutes wondering why your post sounded so dirty before I realized that the last word was buttonhole. Who would have thought that two letters would change the context so much? Smiley: lol

And Mazra, I don't know where you would reach that sort of conclusion, but your study seems to be full of hot air. I suggest you do your research more carefully to avoid my horrible puns in the future. Smiley: schooled
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#24 Jun 09 2011 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
ekaterinodar wrote:
The Smallsword of Doom wrote:
I disagree with your findings so I guess I'd better get out of your thread.


I don't sew.


Then get your mother to stitch this one, pal!

Oh, sorry. I thought we were in Glasgow for a moment there.
#25 Jun 09 2011 at 4:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Davejohnsan wrote:
You should perform your next academic survey on people who are addicted to breathing. From what I've heard, it can be pretty fatal to try to withdraw. Some people just can't go more than a few seconds without the stuff.

The problem, however, is that other studies show that breathing leads to death. In a very quantitative study, results showed that people who breathe a lot are likely to die within 100 years of starting this habit.

"The FDA announce today that saliva causes stomach cancer. However, only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time." - George Carlin
#26 Jun 10 2011 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Now I have to listen to George Carlin. He was so awesome, wish he was still around.
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