Poor Rhode hahahaha. Here, have a beer and a grilled cheese on me, bro.
*sneaks a prune juice beer in (do those even exist?)*
I'm 26 as of the 4th, and I FEEL ancient, but I KNOW better.
Physically, between car and motorcycle wrecks, jail stays, crazy **** when I was an idiot kid, and infrequent exercise, I'm probably at most 33 years old equivalent.