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#127 Apr 18 2011 at 11:52 PM Rating: Decent
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IDrownFish wrote:
Ok, now you're just fishing for envy.

I really, honestly debated with myself whether to share that, because I know 9/10 guys that read it will go "LOL SURE THEO".

But it happened. Oh God, it happened. And thank whatever higher power there is that I wasn't too drunk to appreciate it.
#128 Apr 20 2011 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
I'm envious... I want a lesbian and a bisexual girl to give me a lap dance... If I was really desperate I could ask some of my friends to fulfill that desire, but that's kind of cheating.
#129 Apr 20 2011 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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Overlord Theophany wrote:
jaysgsl wrote:
I just don't like people that are in your face about it, as Mazra said.
Just like you don't like people telling you that the Wings suck.
Implying that I have anything against gay people is a shame. Have I ever acted in a hostile way toward iDig or (Maybe? Sorry if not?) Aethien, because of what they do in the sack?

Edited, Apr 15th 2011 1:48pm by jaysgsl

I don't mind when people tell me that the Wings suck. I think it's hilarious.


The Wings suck!

Edit: I really need to start seeing that there was 2 more unread pages to this thread.

Theo, I miss my bachelor days when my buddies and I would throw beer pong tournaments. The grand prize was always the collective pile of clothes lost while playing.

Drop shots were 1 piece of clothing, bounce shots were two, made both balls into the cup was 3.

I was lucky in the fact I had helped build the table, knew it in and out and my partner was a ******* laser when it came to sinking clutch shots.

Edited, Apr 20th 2011 3:35pm by ArexLovesPie
#130 Apr 20 2011 at 4:02 PM Rating: Decent
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I'm envious... I want a lesbian and a bisexual girl to give me a lap dance... If I was really desperate I could ask some of my friends to fulfill that desire, but that's kind of cheating.

It's by far one of the highlights of my life, because they were both pretty hot. I also got to fulfill one of my dreams, and that's to be hot enough that a lesbian sleeps with me.

Best part? Seeing them both again in July at my best friend's wedding. Smiley: grin
#131 Apr 20 2011 at 4:12 PM Rating: Excellent
The lesbian slept with you? Smiley: dubious If she slept with you, I'm having doubts that she's really a lesbian.
#132 Apr 20 2011 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
TherionSaysWhat wrote:
WTF would a female Voidwalker even look like
Pretty much the same as the current Voidwalker only with a pink skirt.


Wait...the current voidwalkers aren't female? All this flirting for years means...?! aaaaaaaawkwwwwwward...

Edited, Apr 20th 2011 9:50pm by ekaterinodar
#133 Apr 21 2011 at 12:01 AM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
The lesbian slept with you? Smiley: dubious If she slept with you, I'm having doubts that she's really a lesbian.
Actual sleeping I bet. They probably slept back to back too, not even spooning. Smiley: tongue
#134 Apr 21 2011 at 12:10 AM Rating: Decent
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
The lesbian slept with you? Smiley: dubious If she slept with you, I'm having doubts that she's really a lesbian.

She has a girlfriend (and had one when we slept together), and she hasn't been with a guy in like 7-8 years or something ridiculous.

I didn't know her that well (we met that night), so I couldn't tell you for sure.

His Excellency Aethien wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
The lesbian slept with you? Smiley: dubious If she slept with you, I'm having doubts that she's really a lesbian.
Actual sleeping I bet. They probably slept back to back too, not even spooning. Smiley: tongue

You massively underestimate my charm/wit and hotness, and their effect on women. Smiley: lol
#135 Apr 21 2011 at 2:06 AM Rating: Excellent
Did she actually claim to be a lesbian? Just because she had a girlfriend doesn't mean she's gay, she could just as well of been bisexual as well.
#136 Apr 21 2011 at 11:54 AM Rating: Decent
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Did she actually claim to be a lesbian? Just because she had a girlfriend doesn't mean she's gay, she could just as well of been bisexual as well.

Yeah. She stated to me "I'm a lesbian". And my best friend (who I was staying with in LA) said the next morning when he saw her sitting on my lap watching TV with me: "what the **** man, you slept with the only lesbian at my party?"

There was a little bit more to what he said to me, but generally he was pretty incredulous.
#137 Apr 21 2011 at 1:43 PM Rating: Excellent
Hmm. Well then my guess is that she's probably a 5 on the Kinsey scale, not a 6. Not trying to burst your bubble or anything Theo, but a woman who is completely gay isn't going to sleep with a guy once she comes out to herself.
#138 Apr 21 2011 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Hmm. Well then my guess is that she's probably a 5 on the Kinsey scale, not a 6. Not trying to burst your bubble or anything Theo, but a woman who is completely gay isn't going to sleep with a guy once she comes out to herself.
Bi women > lesbian chicks though. With bi chicks there's at least a change at a hot threesome. Smiley: grin
#139 Apr 21 2011 at 2:34 PM Rating: Default
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Hmm. Well then my guess is that she's probably a 5 on the Kinsey scale, not a 6. Not trying to burst your bubble or anything Theo, but a woman who is completely gay isn't going to sleep with a guy once she comes out to herself.

Technically then, any 6 could potentially be a 5 if she met the right guy. Not saying that that's always the case, but it's a flaw in that system of "grading sexuality".

Either way, I honestly couldn't care less. Her sexuality had nothing to do with me sleeping with her. She was hot and into me. That's like big neon sign saying "you should probably sleep with this woman, Theo!"
#140 Apr 21 2011 at 4:35 PM Rating: Good
A person's sexuality has nothing to do with you sleeping with them? O.o That doesn't make any sense.
#141 Apr 21 2011 at 5:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
A person's sexuality has nothing to do with you sleeping with them? O.o That doesn't make any sense.
It means he'll **** any hole willing to accept him.
#142 Apr 21 2011 at 5:46 PM Rating: Decent
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
A person's sexuality has nothing to do with you sleeping with them? O.o That doesn't make any sense.

Sure it does. I didn't want to sleep with her more when I found out she was a lesbian. I wanted to sleep with her when I first saw her because she was hot.
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